Damn!!! 
I wish they had called me for 'advice'. There are so many snappy ways this runaway train could have been stopped. Such as; Shoot out it's 'tires', and failing that, Spike Strips, or, a well executed 'Pit Maneuver', or, place Two Pennies on the track (ahead of the train works best), and last but not least, ( this one also works as a great deterrent to other dumb assed train drivers), Tie down the Train driver onto the tracks ( this definitely works best if placed ahead of the errant train).
Luckily there will be other as stupid 'drivers' looking for a really 'good' reason to "alight" from their trains w/out engaging the 'parking brake', so I await their 911 call. By then I'm sure I'll have even more very 'effective' methods.
I wish they had called me for 'advice'. There are so many snappy ways this runaway train could have been stopped. Such as; Shoot out it's 'tires', and failing that, Spike Strips, or, a well executed 'Pit Maneuver', or, place Two Pennies on the track (ahead of the train works best), and last but not least, ( this one also works as a great deterrent to other dumb assed train drivers), Tie down the Train driver onto the tracks ( this definitely works best if placed ahead of the errant train).
Luckily there will be other as stupid 'drivers' looking for a really 'good' reason to "alight" from their trains w/out engaging the 'parking brake', so I await their 911 call. By then I'm sure I'll have even more very 'effective' methods.
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