A MEDAL of SHAME For THE KING

    Our 'Commander In Idiocy' wonders out loud to his likewise idiot cult members if he should award himself the Congressional Medal of Honor because, Afterall, he Has been such a brave war commander where he has, in his own feeble mind, stopped at least eight wars, working on his nineth the current one he himself started,  all of which makes him his own little warrior hero.  So, sure why not. That's a question Not a statement. But let's dare slip on our hazmat suit and dive into this fetid human dumpster for a moment and see for ourselves just what this want to be hero has done to deserve such a sacred honor. (ok, be warned, this is a bit long in reading)

    In his sordid first 100 days in office for instance, (feel free to pull up Congressman Steve Cohen, Tn, web page for a complete listing of tRumps heroics), tRump has;  Among the major Executive Orders in his first year in office, Trump has imposed, adjusted, canceled and revised tariffs on imported goods, increasing their costs to consumers. In December, Trump signed Executive Orders: On December 15, Designating Fentanyl as a “Weapon of Mass Destruction”. On December 11, Undermined the state regulation of Artificial Intelligence and AI-generated content. In September, Trump signed Executive Orders: On September 25, Permitted TikTok to Operate Despite Congressional Ban. On September 19, established the $1 million “Gold Card” visa for foreign nationals. On September 5, “Restored” the name of the Department of War as an alternative to the Department of Defense. In August, Trump signed Executive Orders: On August 28, to Make Federal Architecture “Beautiful Again”. On August 25, to Prosecute American Flag Desecration. On August 11, Declaring a crime emergency in the District of Columbia. In July, Trump signed Executive Orders: On July 23, “Preventing Woke AI in the Federal Government” On July 17, Creating Schedule G federal employee classification, potentially politicizing the civil service. In May, Trump signed Executive Orders: On May 1, establishing the Religious Liberty Commission and ending federal funding for National Public Radio (NPR) and the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS). In April, Trump signed Executive Orders: On April 9, to establish “acceptable water pressure in showerheads”. On April 4, extending the TikTok enforcement delay. In March, Trump signed Executive Orders: On March 27, to restore “Truth and Sanity” to American History. On March 6, establishing the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve and United States Digital Asset Stockpile. On March 1, designating English as the “Official Language” of the United States. In a variety of policy initiatives, Trump took action in the early days of his administration. Democracy & Privacy, Stripping Power from Independent Regulatory Agencies.    Of course, that's just a smidgen of 'heroic' actions tRump has slapped America and the whole world in the face with. There's not enough room here to list everything. But I must list a few recent additions to his wall of shame. let's see now, he 'bravely' led an illegal incursion into the sovereign nation of Venezuela and kidnapped that nations President, created his very own federal police force, 'Immigration and Customs Enforcement' ICE to deport thousands of law-abiding immigrants who sought a better way of life in America while at the same time terrorizing and murdered American citizens. And let's not forget the current war which he calls "an incursion" with Iran where because of, untold thousands of innocent souls have been killed across the Middle Eastern countries while at the same time putting America's economy along with the world in general into a freefall. He has caused the needless deaths of at least 13 American service members and the wounding of over 400 so far. Again, we could go on and on and on counting tRumps 'heroic' actions as our 'Commander In Idiocy' as he continues to rack up his self-serving accolades as to why he should award himself with a medal for his heroic and dastardly evil deeds. So, by all means lets help him receive his very own 'Congressional Medal of Shame' to hand around his turkey neck and lock it there and toss the key, and may he forever wallow in his very own putrid dumpster. 

'PETER' The PULP FICTION BULLSHITTER

    Lord, I come to you as a certified card-carrying, prophesizing, fanatical bible thumping white nationalist war monger, oh, and I am your biggest fan. I ask you in our president's holy name to Please don't let him fire me! I think I'm on his 'short shit list' Lord! But here, let me get right down to the point. Let me quote a few bible verses that will inspire our military crusaders in their, well, mostly my own, religious quest to conquer our enemies, burn their villages where sin is running amuck, smite their blasphemous leaders, break their teeth, bomb their schools, and make them eat sand, you know, stuff like that.  

   'Let us not be tempted to blunder through the sand dunes of darkness without our issued flashlights so that we can find the lost children and save them from errant missiles that may 'accidentally' fall upon their scruffy little heads while they sit in their classrooms. For your rod and staff guides us, especially when it gets dark and scary when things go Boo in the night. Let your vengeance and anger be our own so that our bullets strike the very hearts of evil doers, and people like that. Let us not put our tails between our legs and be defeated by those turbans headed sacrilegious monsters that drop drones upon our un-prepared heads but lift us up out of the sand pits of hell, and to victory we shall march. Onward Christion soldiers, marching off to a religious war, for we know that if you're not busy with some other senseless war that thou art with us no matter how many innocent nations we must destroy in your name lord. For I humbly ask and beseech thee on lord in the great beyond, to smite our present enemies and those surely yet to come and to guide our temporary president to fulfill his quest, whatever it may be at any given moment, and to show him the way of righteousness and to be the greatest self-appointed ruler, next to myself of course, of all mankind, of all nations, air and sea alike. All this I beg you in the name of our exalted leader, myself, and all of our brainless cult members that keep us in office'. 

'Insignificant Man' Cancels $11 Million Catholic Charities Contract In tiff with The Pope

      Oh yeah, you, you, you beanie cap wearing, pontificating, insubordinate busy body! Take That! Now see what you made me do! Waaaa! Where's my peter at!?  Peter, see what that guy made me do? I bet I can find some other things to kill besides innocent people!  I don't like that pope guy one bit. Not one bit. He was mean to me and hurt my little boy feelers. I think I peed a little bit. Peter, it's your turn to tuck me in my crib tonight, J.D.'s not very good at it and his makeup scares the heebie-jeebies' out of me. He uses more make-up than some people say I use. Don't you just hate liars? I sure do. And I bet you do too. There's a special place in hell for people who tell lies all the time! Maybe I'll fire him, or maybe I did? I don't know, maybe next week. I really love firing people.  I'm gonna make the pope guy so sorry he'll cry all the way to his ugly, cheap fake gold throne! Can I fire Him??  Do we have an extra Aircraft Carrier that's not being used right now peter? Boy, I bet if he saw that thing parked in his back yard, he would just grovel at my stinky feet, which by the way, I would still let him wash my tiny little feet, but he better stay down There and do a good job! Good jobs are what I'm known for. I really like doing good jobs with my little boy hands. Good hand jobs make people really happy.  J.D. thanks me all the time! I like happy, satisfied people. But that's just me.  But mostly I just let my cult members do the dirty work which keeps My hands lily white clean.  That's why white people love me. I do nice things for rich people. Jesus loves me too. He said I can pretend to be him any time I wish. I really like playing Jesus. Everyone wishes I could really be Jesus. Pretty soon they'll actually believe that I Am! Did you see my picture with him? I looked very handsome snugging up to Jesus. Boy, I bet that useless money grabbing Catholic Charities is gonna be surprised when they try to cash a check! Why do people have to be so greedy and mean? Money isn't everything in life! Right? Actually, I'm more famous than the pope. I bet I have more cult members than he does! Catholic Charities can thank their guru for an empty bank account now. I bet they'll be real mad at him for dissing me.  Why can't they be more like Me, then people would like them, you know, the way they like me. 

RELOAD! RELOAD! Jesus is on Our side!

   RELOAD! RELOAD! Jesus is on Our side!

    The "Art of the deal" maker, infantile wanna-be king tRump orders his personal navel flotilla to "reload the ships", it ain't over yet boys, we're gonna give'em hell like they have never seen before. How dare they try to intimidate and threaten me! There' nothing worse than a fool that terrorizes the whole world! Shame! Shame! Ohhh they're gonna be sooo sorry! Really big sorry! I pray that Jusus kills them all! They'll run out of bombs before we do, right peter boy? Peter? Where the hell are you!?? J.D., check his powder room and get his Primadonna butt out here! I need somebody that can tell a lie with a straight face!    I'm here your highnAss! Sorry about that, had to change my big boy pullups. How can I please you master? Have you seen my macho abs? I make GI Joe look like a female Clinton!    Ah, Peter, tell my serfs just how well my little "excursion" into Iran is going. Well, your majesty, it's almost over. We have them on the run. White flags fluttering everywhere. Their navy is at the bottom of the sea, their Airforce pulverized into aluminum dust, their missile capability nearly extinct, no one is brave enough to lead their dusty nation, capitulation talks in progress, they agree to turn over all their natural recourses to you my lord, imagine what we can do with all that sand!, the blockade is 'very' effective, just as projected by your holiness, not a single boat has managed to sneak past us, every nation on earth has been more than pleased with your holy guidance, praise be to your majesty! Only somewhere over 400 careless American soldiers, an insignificant number, have been slightly injured, mostly just tiny little scratches, not like those horrible injuries incurred in Ukraine from those dastardly attack drones, which by the way hardly bother us at all, and maybe 'around' 13 Americans killed, mostly due to careless training events of course. Those Iranians are 'really' very bad shots I might add. Of course, I've lost count of military Air assets we have lost mostly due, again mostly due to careless pilots showing off. All our troops are having a lot of fun, sorta like a Mediterranean cruise. They one and all praise your holy likeness, and I have instructed that your holy imminence likeness be posted in every latrine which certainly boosts moral to an odiferous high. Will that be all your majesty, I really need to pump out some bedroom pushups.     Great job peter! I could take some straight face lessons from that guy, and how about that snappy hairdo! What a guy! I wish I could be more like him!

CIRCLE THE WAGONS BOYS!

     Circle the wagons boys, circle the wagons!!! These dirt-poor, poor 'defenseless' bastards have us surrounded, not to be mistaken for 'surrendered' mind you. Because no matter what happens, "we win" because as we all 'know', even a loss for Me is a win! I never lose!   Hey Pete! Get a bunch of ships from somewhere and blockade that damn strait before the rest of the world can get their greedy, sinfully lustful hands, damn them all, on all that oil that is ours by force! We got here first and if I have to pound Iran into finer dust than it currently is, then with Jesus on our side, and by the way did you see my picture while I was 'pretending to be Jesus?, actually though I was 'really' pretending to be a 'doctor' healing the sick and neglected. But that's just Me. That's what I do. Really. Believe me, it will all be ours in hardly any time at all, well maybe a little later, maybe next week or maybe a month at the most, but sooner or later, whichever comes first.

  And so here we are with tRump, and his just as mindless cult minions failing to make Iran yell 'Uncle' contrary to his demanding that they "unconditionally surrender", trying out another, likely as useless, tact at making Iran throw in the towel and become prostate at his souled feet. Apparently, he's not satisfied with the US causalities yet, "Blockade the strait", don't let any ship pass without yelling 'mother may I'! Of course, sooner or later either China, Russia, India, or even one of our wisely moving away from us, Allies, will decide that, enough of this pretending to be a king crap little Mr. 'art of the deal' maker, we are going to escort our oil tankers through the US 'blocked' Hormuz Strait with our own Naval escorts. Then what? tRump said that he will fire on "any ship" that tries to run the blockade. And, if he Does fire on one of those nations' warships, and of course he is dumbass enough to think he could get away with it, what then? Remember, 'It's easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission', which he seems to live by. It appears that American citizens are on the sloooowww side of reality when it comes to being fed up with the senseless antics of an infantile moron that has, and still is, bully the whole world with his desire to be not only be the 'king' of America, but of the king of the world in general. How is it possible that everyone but Americans can see how terrible tRump is at pretending to be a human being while he goes about making his own laws in contradiction of America's 'Rule of Law', causing thousands of deaths worldwide in his quest for even more power, stealing oil and other natural recourses while attacking other countries, kidnapping a President of another country, threatening to annihilate whole populations of another country if he does not get his crybaby way, destroying, with help from his personal 'Supreme Court', America's Constitution, Freedom of protest and freedom of speech, forming his own personal 'army' of Ice Agents to terrorize Americans and immigrants seeking a better way of life. (That might have been the longest sentence you've ever tried to read) Will Americans Ever wake up and see the light? Will Americans finally also become fed up with his insanity and force him out of office? Well, there's little sign of that as yet. The "No Kings" protests are impressive yet seemingly ineffective so far. What more horrible things does king tRump really have to do to finally make Americans kick the 'king' out for good before he totally destroys our Nation and takes the world with it?  It looks like we'll just sit back and wait and see. And wait,..and wait.....and wait.

The Battle of The Holy Poopers

   Holy Pope poop! Would ya look at That!! Who could've guessed!     The infant king is having a 'pissing contest' with Jesus's right-hand dude!  I can pee further than you can, why, I can pee like you've never seen before! Nobody has ever seen anything like it! Even elephants have conceded that I can do it better and further than any living thing on earth, 'said' the infant king. Oh yeah!? Well, my throne is bigger than Your throne, and besides, many people stand in line just to wash my Popely feet, 'said' the Pope. Stop trying to upstage me or you'll be really big sorry like you never been sorry before, replied the infant king. Ha! Maybe if you stopped causing innocent people to die, the living ones might find something to like about you, 'countered' the pope.  Oh Really!!? Maybe if you stayed in your slow lane and stopped pretending to be a politician and...and..uh..oh yeah, stop pretending to be Jesus 'cause everybody knows you're Not, then maybe I'd invite you to come to my house and play with my barbies, and besides, my followers know that I'm the closest thing to being Jesus that they ever saw, because I save people and make them feel better, that's why I'm so popular and you're hardly known to anyone, snickered the infant king.   And so it went, tit for tat, tat for tit, as they each tried to upmanship one another. Frequent potty breaks took place while the infant king had his big boy nappies changed by his personal nappy attendant, peter-peter the nappy eater, and while the pope scurried about looking for something he could call a holy freakin' miracle that would keep him points ahead of the infant king. But finally, it was nap time for the infant king which instead of, he would take to his personal social media site to see what's going on with his little bombing 'excursion' into Iran, and the holy pope pooper set out on his world tour of, yep, you guessed it, looking for miracles and foot washers.

Notice to First amendment torchers; The above is purely 'fictionable', yes that's a newly made-up word so get over it already, and any resemblance to any living or dead person including ghosts, goblins or things that go BOO! in the dark is simply coincidental. 

ISOLATIONISM

                                                                                                                                                                        ISOLATIONISM: Is a political philosophy advocating a foreign policy that opposes involvement in             the political affairs, and especially the wars of other countries. 

  During "Art of The Deal" makers first run for the Office of The White House I cautioned then that America was headed for an awakening if tRump gained the Office of President. I produced a blog wherein I cut his majesty and his mini-me cult followers no slack.  Then, when blind, empty headed tRumpers stupidly voted their false messiah in as President, a waisted vote which they all thought they were giving to someone they 'thought' would save their lazy souls and set them free from debt, but in the end, they have discovered that no one can save them from themselves. tRump sold them 'snake oil' all the while grooming them and promising fantastic but impossible miracles, but he couldn't even pull a rabbit out of a hat! But vote for him they did, and as he lied, deceived and spun wild tales of how he would get America out of debt, lower prices on domestic products, oh and most notably, keep America out of wars!  Fat chance of that of course. Absolutely None of his 'promises' have panned out. None. Zero. Nada!  Nothing he is able to utter from his soiled lips can be construed or be taken as the truth or reality. But I cautioned that this snake oil salesman would eventually turn the world against America and that he would endeavor to destroy NATO and treat our ally's like so must trash, all the while bent on turning our nation into a Isolationist country. Our former allies have turned inward and away from the USA due to lack of faith in our spasmatic and dysfunctional government. tRump still praises his bunk buddy Putin as a 'great nation building leader' and it seems that he fancies himself as a mini-me Putin mind slave. 

  And now during tRump's second term and having learned lessons during his first term on how to ignore America's 'Rule of Law', as well as our heretofore 'sacred' Constitution, he has elevated himself to the position of a quasi-American Dictator, and political cult leader, to the point that he is practically untouchable. He appears to strive to be the best dictator America has ever suffered. He refuses to obey court orders, even from the not so 'Supreme' Court, knowing that nothing can be done by Anyone to bring him to task for all the misery he has created not only in America but in the whole world in general.  Now, upon America attacking Iran, and then Iran retaliating against nearly every middle eastern state that they deem as an enemy, including Isreal, tRump is now lashing out at our allies because they did not materially help in tRump's and Isreal's illegal attack on another country. Imagine That! Wiser heads of states deciding that they don't have a dog in tRump's illegal fight. He complains that NATO did not assist and so America does not need NATO in the first place. And not so surprising America is virtually handcuffed to Isreal to the point where tRump dances to any tune that Isreal plays for tRump's enjoyment even to the point of condoning and assisting with war material, in Israels ethnic cleansing and genocide of the Palestinians, and any others that Isreal deems as an enemy. He has almost to the point of no return, managed to single handedly painted our Nation into an even darker corner where he will surely turn America into the isolationist nation that he has worked so hard at accomplishing.  Unless the 25th Amendment is successful in removing him from office, then he will have three more long and devastating years in which he can, and obviously will, if his current and past record is of any measure, continue to destroy our Constitution, our Democracy, our environment, and our children's futures as well as the world's economic health in general.  America does Not need any form of dictatorship; the world does not need another despot.    America needs the rest of the world to be able to survive in this unsettling environment, and the rest of the world needs America as a trusted partner not as a bully.  No truer words have ever been spoken; "United we stand, divided we fall".  No Nation can stand alone, not even our United States of America! Time will tell.