'Insignificant Man' Cancels $11 Million Catholic Charities Contract In tiff with The Pope

      Oh yeah, you, you, you beanie cap wearing, pontificating, insubordinate busy body! Take That! Now see what you made me do! Waaaa! Where's my peter at!?  Peter, see what that guy made me do? I bet I can find some other things to kill besides innocent people!  I don't like him one bit. Not one bit. He was mean to me and hurt my little boy feelers. I think I peed a little bit. Peter, it's your turn to tuck me in my crib tonight. J.D.'s not very good at it and his makeup scares the gibbies out of me. Maybe I'll fire him. I'm gonna make the pope guy so sorry he'll cry all the way to his ugly throne! Do we have an extra Aircraft Carrier that's not being used right now peter? Boy, I bet if he saw that thing parked in his back yard, he would just grovel at my stinky feet, which by the way, I would let him wash my tiny little feet, but he better stay down There and do a good job! Good jobs are what I'm known for. I really like doing jobs with my little hands. Good hand jobs make people really happy. I like happy, satisfied people. But that's just me.  But mostly I just let my cult members do the dirty work which keeps My hands lily white clean.  That's why people love me. I do nice things for people. Jesus loves me too. He said I can pretend to be him any time I wish. I really like playing Jesus. Everyone wishes I could really be Jesus. Pretty soon they'll actually believe that I Am! Did you see my picture with him?  Boy I bet that useless money grabbing Catholic Charities is gonna be surprised when they try to cash a check! Why do people have to be so greedy and mean? Why can't they be more like Me, then people would like them, you know, the way they like me. 

RELOAD! RELOAD! Jesus is on Our side!

   RELOAD! RELOAD! Jesus is on Our side!

    The "Art of the deal" maker, infantile wanna-be king tRump orders his personal navel flotilla to "reload the ships", it ain't over yet boys, we're gonna give'em hell like they have never seen before. How dare they try to intimidate and threaten me! There' nothing worse than a fool that terrorizes the whole world! Shame! Shame! Ohhh they're gonna be sooo sorry! Really big sorry! I pray that Jusus kills them all! They'll run out of bombs before we do, right peter boy? Peter? Where the hell are you!?? J.D., check his powder room and get his Primadonna butt out here! I need somebody that can tell a lie with a straight face!    I'm here your highnAss! Sorry about that, had to change my big boy pullups. How can I please you master? Have you seen my macho abs? I make GI Joe look like a female Clinton!    Ah, Peter, tell my serfs just how well my little "excursion" into Iran is going. Well, your majesty, it's almost over. We have them on the run. White flags fluttering everywhere. Their navy is at the bottom of the sea, their Airforce pulverized into aluminum dust, their missile capability nearly extinct, no one is brave enough to lead their dusty nation, capitulation talks in progress, they agree to turn over all their natural recourses to you my lord, imagine what we can do with all that sand!, the blockade is 'very' effective, just as projected by your holiness, not a single boat has managed to sneak past us, every nation on earth has been more than pleased with your holy guidance, praise be to your majesty! Only somewhere over 400 careless American soldiers, an insignificant number, have been slightly injured, mostly just tiny little scratches, not like those horrible injuries incurred in Ukraine from those dastardly attack drones, which by the way hardly bother us at all, and maybe 'around' 13 Americans killed, mostly due to careless training events of course. Those Iranians are 'really' very bad shots I might add. Of course, I've lost count of military Air assets we have lost mostly due, again mostly due to careless pilots showing off. All our troops are having a lot of fun, sorta like a Mediterranean cruise. They one and all praise your holy likeness, and I have instructed that your holy imminence likeness be posted in every latrine which certainly boosts moral to an odiferous high. Will that be all your majesty, I really need to pump out some bedroom pushups.     Great job peter! I could take some straight face lessons from that guy, and how about that snappy hairdo! What a guy! I wish I could be more like him!

CIRCLE THE WAGONS BOYS!

     Circle the wagons boys, circle the wagons!!! These dirt-poor, poor 'defenseless' bastards have us surrounded, not to be mistaken for 'surrendered' mind you. Because no matter what happens, "we win" because as we all 'know', even a loss for Me is a win! I never lose!   Hey Pete! Get a bunch of ships from somewhere and blockade that damn strait before the rest of the world can get their greedy, sinfully lustful hands, damn them all, on all that oil that is ours by force! We got here first and if I have to pound Iran into finer dust than it currently is, then with Jesus on our side, and by the way did you see my picture while I was 'pretending to be Jesus?, actually though I was 'really' pretending to be a 'doctor' healing the sick and neglected. But that's just Me. That's what I do. Really. Believe me, it will all be ours in hardly any time at all, well maybe a little later, maybe next week or maybe a month at the most, but sooner or later, whichever comes first.

  And so here we are with tRump, and his just as mindless cult minions failing to make Iran yell 'Uncle' contrary to his demanding that they "unconditionally surrender", trying out another, likely as useless, tact at making Iran throw in the towel and become prostate at his souled feet. Apparently, he's not satisfied with the US causalities yet, "Blockade the strait", don't let any ship pass without yelling 'mother may I'! Of course, sooner or later either China, Russia, India, or even one of our wisely moving away from us, Allies, will decide that, enough of this pretending to be a king crap little Mr. 'art of the deal' maker, we are going to escort our oil tankers through the US 'blocked' Hormuz Strait with our own Naval escorts. Then what? tRump said that he will fire on "any ship" that tries to run the blockade. And, if he Does fire on one of those nations' warships, and of course he is dumbass enough to think he could get away with it, what then? Remember, 'It's easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission', which he seems to live by. It appears that American citizens are on the sloooowww side of reality when it comes to being fed up with the senseless antics of an infantile moron that has, and still is, bully the whole world with his desire to be not only be the 'king' of America, but of the king of the world in general. How is it possible that everyone but Americans can see how terrible tRump is at pretending to be a human being while he goes about making his own laws in contradiction of America's 'Rule of Law', causing thousands of deaths worldwide in his quest for even more power, stealing oil and other natural recourses while attacking other countries, kidnapping a President of another country, threatening to annihilate whole populations of another country if he does not get his crybaby way, destroying, with help from his personal 'Supreme Court', America's Constitution, Freedom of protest and freedom of speech, forming his own personal 'army' of Ice Agents to terrorize Americans and immigrants seeking a better way of life. (That might have been the longest sentence you've ever tried to read) Will Americans Ever wake up and see the light? Will Americans finally also become fed up with his insanity and force him out of office? Well, there's little sign of that as yet. The "No Kings" protests are impressive yet seemingly ineffective so far. What more horrible things does king tRump really have to do to finally make Americans kick the 'king' out for good before he totally destroys our Nation and takes the world with it?  It looks like we'll just sit back and wait and see. And wait,..and wait.....and wait.

The Battle of The Holy Poopers

   Holy Pope poop! Would ya look at That!! Who could've guessed!     The infant king is having a 'pissing contest' with Jesus's right-hand dude!  I can pee further than you can, why, I can pee like you've never seen before! Nobody has ever seen anything like it! Even elephants have conceded that I can do it better and further than any living thing on earth, 'said' the infant king. Oh yeah!? Well, my throne is bigger than Your throne, and besides, many people stand in line just to wash my Popely feet, 'said' the Pope. Stop trying to upstage me or you'll be really big sorry like you never been sorry before, replied the infant king. Ha! Maybe if you stopped causing innocent people to die, the living ones might find something to like about you, 'countered' the pope.  Oh Really!!? Maybe if you stayed in your slow lane and stopped pretending to be a politician and...and..uh..oh yeah, stop pretending to be Jesus 'cause everybody knows you're Not, then maybe I'd invite you to come to my house and play with my barbies, and besides, my followers know that I'm the closest thing to being Jesus that they ever saw, because I save people and make them feel better, that's why I'm so popular and you're hardly known to anyone, snickered the infant king.   And so it went, tit for tat, tat for tit, as they each tried to upmanship one another. Frequent potty breaks took place while the infant king had his big boy nappies changed by his personal nappy attendant, peter-peter the nappy eater, and while the pope scurried about looking for something he could call a holy freakin' miracle that would keep him points ahead of the infant king. But finally, it was nap time for the infant king which instead of, he would take to his personal social media site to see what's going on with his little bombing 'excursion' into Iran, and the holy pope pooper set out on his world tour of, yep, you guessed it, looking for miracles and foot washers.

Notice to First amendment torchers; The above is purely 'fictionable', yes that's a newly made-up word so get over it already, and any resemblance to any living or dead person including ghosts, goblins or things that go BOO! in the dark is simply coincidental. 

ISOLATIONISM

                                                                                                                                                                        ISOLATIONISM: Is a political philosophy advocating a foreign policy that opposes involvement in             the political affairs, and especially the wars of other countries. 

  During "Art of The Deal" makers first run for the Office of The White House I cautioned then that America was headed for an awakening if tRump gained the Office of President. I produced a blog wherein I cut his majesty and his mini-me cult followers no slack.  Then, when blind, empty headed tRumpers stupidly voted their false messiah in as President, a waisted vote which they all thought they were giving to someone they 'thought' would save their lazy souls and set them free from debt, but in the end, they have discovered that no one can save them from themselves. tRump sold them 'snake oil' all the while grooming them and promising fantastic but impossible miracles, but he couldn't even pull a rabbit out of a hat! But vote for him they did, and as he lied, deceived and spun wild tales of how he would get America out of debt, lower prices on domestic products, oh and most notably, keep America out of wars!  Fat chance of that of course. Absolutely None of his 'promises' have panned out. None. Zero. Nada!  Nothing he is able to utter from his soiled lips can be construed or be taken as the truth or reality. But I cautioned that this snake oil salesman would eventually turn the world against America and that he would endeavor to destroy NATO and treat our ally's like so must trash, all the while bent on turning our nation into a Isolationist country. Our former allies have turned inward and away from the USA due to lack of faith in our spasmatic and dysfunctional government. tRump still praises his bunk buddy Putin as a 'great nation building leader' and it seems that he fancies himself as a mini-me Putin mind slave. 

  And now during tRump's second term and having learned lessons during his first term on how to ignore America's 'Rule of Law', as well as our heretofore 'sacred' Constitution, he has elevated himself to the position of a quasi-American Dictator, and political cult leader, to the point that he is practically untouchable. He appears to strive to be the best dictator America has ever suffered. He refuses to obey court orders, even from the not so 'Supreme' Court, knowing that nothing can be done by Anyone to bring him to task for all the misery he has created not only in America but in the whole world in general.  Now, upon America attacking Iran, and then Iran retaliating against nearly every middle eastern state that they deem as an enemy, including Isreal, tRump is now lashing out at our allies because they did not materially help in tRump's and Isreal's illegal attack on another country. Imagine That! Wiser heads of states deciding that they don't have a dog in tRump's illegal fight. He complains that NATO did not assist and so America does not need NATO in the first place. And not so surprising America is virtually handcuffed to Isreal to the point where tRump dances to any tune that Isreal plays for tRump's enjoyment even to the point of condoning and assisting with war material, in Israels ethnic cleansing and genocide of the Palestinians, and any others that Isreal deems as an enemy. He has almost to the point of no return, managed to single handedly painted our Nation into an even darker corner where he will surely turn America into the isolationist nation that he has worked so hard at accomplishing.  Unless the 25th Amendment is successful in removing him from office, then he will have three more long and devastating years in which he can, and obviously will, if his current and past record is of any measure, continue to destroy our Constitution, our Democracy, our environment, and our children's futures as well as the world's economic health in general.  America does Not need any form of dictatorship; the world does not need another despot.    America needs the rest of the world to be able to survive in this unsettling environment, and the rest of the world needs America as a trusted partner not as a bully.  No truer words have ever been spoken; "United we stand, divided we fall".  No Nation can stand alone, not even our United States of America! Time will tell.

Praise The Lord and Pass The Butter

     Praise The Lord and Pass the Ammo!    

'Praise the lord, praise the lord our savior! Thank you god for helping us kill all those heathens, those cave dwelling, sinful Iranians,' 'says' tRumps war mongering, prophesizing little finger puppet Peter the giant killer. Thank goodness little peters god knew better than to take sides with those pesky Iranians!             So, let's see here, if his 'benevolent' god saw fit to kill who knows just how many Iranians in the name of the United States, then Who killed the 13 American soldiers and wounded over 300.  Did little peters god deem that those 13 American soldiers were too sinful to no longer draw a peaceful breath? And why did he choose 300 others to grievously injure? Does this mean that there are at least two (2) gods, a good one, plus a bad one working For America, and Against at the same time??  Wait! How can litter peter praise one and not the other?  But then, the Iranians have Their own god who apparently took up Their side of this war, and I guess they thank Him for killing Americans and other worthy blasphemes heathens. But who gets the blame for all the dead Iranians killed by America? But wait! The Israels themselves just happen to have Their own god that presumably sides with Them in their wars where untold thousands die in their quest of security and more land. Same questions here.  This Iranian fiasco, with no back door by the way, that tRump has impetuously led our nation into is looking more like "The War of The Gods"!  'My gods bigger than your god! My god can whip your gods ass!' 'Oh yeah! Just wait until I tell my god on you, you'll be sorry, I'll make him kill you!'  More lives, families, and nations have been utterly destroyed, slaughtered, tattered and torn due to Religion and Politics!

   In the end it comes down to a nation's 'leaders', who should know better, that are responsible for the slaughters. However, even They would not be able to dictate wars if the populace protested loudly and long enough against defective leadership at all levels of government. Figments of the imagination, superstition, imaginary ghosts and gods, and goblins are not going to kill Anything. It's when evil, greedy humans who bend and twist both religion and politics to fit their own agendas, that start wars, and the killing begins. 

   "CEACE FIRE! CEASE FIRE"! Cried the 'Infant' king! "The enemy of our enemies have had enough of my illegal blustering and bustering!" "I have practically bombed them into the last stone age with my mighty fleet of missiles, (of which we are nearly out of anyway) bombs, and brain numbing threats. Our job is almost done boys, now let's grab a pocket full of oil and let's get the hell outta here before they attack us again! Let the rest of the world clean up my mess! We'll come back later and collect their oil and enriched uranium stockpiles. The hell with that damned Hormuz Strait, I mean who the hell needs it in the first place, but they can stand no more, and besides, I'm almost out of bombs and missiles, and I gotta save some for maybe Cuba, or well, maybe Canada or California. We'll see. I'll call a two week cease fire while they repair their bomb bunkers and resupply their missile and drone stockpiles! Yeah!  This will prove just how kind, considerate and benevolent I can be when my back is against a sand dune. I am surely not only the self-anointed king of America but also the high and mighty king of intimidation and bluff. Sure, I, at the advice of my master at arms 'Warmonger Pete' said I should, and would, destroy Iran. But then, I thought of all those little children that 'little Peter' has killed, including the 156 school children that he killed with a single bomb, and those hungry, dusty and homeless children, eating nothing but dust, drinking nothing but their salty tears, why I almost got a little tear in one my Own eyes! And that's why I must pull up my little boy panties, put a slab of steak on my black eye, and call it a victory."

And so goes the 'Let's make a deal' Commander In Plunder as he concedes personal defeat in his latest 'bomb a country to dust' campaign, all the while strutting about like a prize turkey and claiming, "total and complete victory". (You know, sorta like when we called Viet Nam a 'victory'.)  "One hundred percent. No question about it" tRump said. But if you look at the 'Ten conditions for peace' that Iran has submitted that tRump must agree to, it's plain that tRumps "total victory" claim is simply a "victory" in favor of Iran. It seems that in tRumps cluttered and childish brain, losing a battle is as good as winning one.  And now after tRump has caused the needless deaths of at least 13 American soldiers, the wounding of at least three hundred more, ( there's little doubt that the true casualty numbers are being secreted away) the loss of multimillion dollars' worth of military assets and spending untold billions of   taxpayer dollars in a war that should not have happened, tRump reaches the end of his ability to threaten another country into dust. Of course, this toll does not count the thousands of other human casualties and destroyed petroleum facilities across the middle east that will take decades to repair. We can be certain though that 'The Terrible Dogs of War' that tRump released from Pandoras box have not been sated. They have simply taken up residence in tRumps empty head, waiting for their next victims.