'Look people, I'm not kidding this time, really! I'm not just making this up, or just telling you what the Pres. told me to tell you. This is real! I'm talking 'Real' here! Honest government! Trust me! Yeah, I know, I know, most of the time when my lips are moving, it's usually, well actually All the time, lies or conspiracy theories are spilling out. But this time, believe me, it's for absolutely 'real' as rain, or..whatever. Here's how I 'know' this is the 'truth' as our enlightened President 'knows' it, and related to me. Last night in the wee hours, a time when he is most often doing his tweeter whacking, he received a tweet from a very good friend of his, 'Jim', I think is his name, close friend like forever, very reliable and well connected guy, always been 'truthful' in the past. Very trustworthy. Anyway 'Jim' tweets the Pres. on his highly secure, and hackerless tweeter machine, and tells him that a very reliable friend of his own told him that he was watching Bannon's old 'news' haunt where they said that, and I'm not saying it's true or not, that they have it on good authority from a former British spy kinda guy, name of 'Berty', that Obama hired another British spy, to be named later, maybe next week, to hire some other yet un-named British spy, to spy on then President-elect Trump, and plant spy cameras, of all things, and other spy thingies all over Trumps other 'White House' in New York. Well, I hope this answers all the questions you'd love to ask but can't, because I'm kinda hoarse today, not feeling well at all, gotta take a 'mental health' day. Do you guys taste that? Hmm..bad 'taste' in my mouth. Yuk! See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!' 
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