'Foiled Again!'
'Ok Fellas, it has been scientifically, absolutely, positively determined that the White House microwave, the showerhead of my personal bath, the Presidents Spokesperson, and even the Presidents toilet seat have been bugged. Of course the 'toilet' seat was a false alarm, the exterminator took care of That one. But all the Other stuff was just as real as I'm standing here telling you the 'truth' as I 'know' it. Why anyone would cause that microwave to film a potato cooking is beyond Me! And my 'showerhead! I'll get that fixed in a week or so. Maybe next month. Disgusting! Sort of. But let me assure the public, especially anyone who still is a fan of the President, that paronia is more than alive and well here in the Presidents Administration. As you all know, the President, during his record breaking vote getting campaign, practically invented paronia, and conspiracy as we know it today, so it is not unrealistic to bring all that to the White House where we can blame anything that happens that makes the President look bad, on things that go Boo in the dark. That's why I'm leaving the lights on in my shower all the time now. Otherwise, in order to thwart these bugs that have been planted here, and at the Presidents Other White House, all White House staff and employees will from now on be required to wrap themselves, media and visitors included, excluding visitors from Russia, and China, as they are trustworthy, in color coded foil while in the Presidents White House's. All mobile phones will be carried in a locked, foil wrapped shoe box. If you have any questions, please go to the new foil enclosed press room.'
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'Ok Fellas, it has been scientifically, absolutely, positively determined that the White House microwave, the showerhead of my personal bath, the Presidents Spokesperson, and even the Presidents toilet seat have been bugged. Of course the 'toilet' seat was a false alarm, the exterminator took care of That one. But all the Other stuff was just as real as I'm standing here telling you the 'truth' as I 'know' it. Why anyone would cause that microwave to film a potato cooking is beyond Me! And my 'showerhead! I'll get that fixed in a week or so. Maybe next month. Disgusting! Sort of. But let me assure the public, especially anyone who still is a fan of the President, that paronia is more than alive and well here in the Presidents Administration. As you all know, the President, during his record breaking vote getting campaign, practically invented paronia, and conspiracy as we know it today, so it is not unrealistic to bring all that to the White House where we can blame anything that happens that makes the President look bad, on things that go Boo in the dark. That's why I'm leaving the lights on in my shower all the time now. Otherwise, in order to thwart these bugs that have been planted here, and at the Presidents Other White House, all White House staff and employees will from now on be required to wrap themselves, media and visitors included, excluding visitors from Russia, and China, as they are trustworthy, in color coded foil while in the Presidents White House's. All mobile phones will be carried in a locked, foil wrapped shoe box. If you have any questions, please go to the new foil enclosed press room.'
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Once again, the Trump administration continues to provide *no evidence.*
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