Friday, July 14, 2017

You Need 'What'?

'Ohhhh'..said 'car salesman' Teddy with his hand in your pocket, 'you wanted a new 'car' with a windshield that protects your from 65mph bugs, and 'rubber' tires that actually go round and round, and, what was that other thing you wanted...oh yeah, a 'motor' that makes it a 'real' car. Well, just follow me here to the 'back lot' where we keep the 'special' bargain priced 'cars' for folks just like you. Hmmm..windshield..windshield...nope, not one on these models. Well, let's ...find one with those fancy rubber tires you can't live without...hmmm..nope, nothing like that here. You 'know' of course that there's people in China that don't even have a car, let alone a windshield for one. You should be happy with what we have on our 'sales' lot. What kind of greedy American are you? You do realize that this is the Only 'car lot' in town don't you? You buy our 'car' or start walking a lot. American's can be So picky! Always wanting good, best, and better. Never just 'good enough'. Well, this is what you jobless, unhealthy Americans get. We'll sell you what you deserve, not what you Need. Now, fork over the bucks, or take a long hike, and stop being Sooo...needy.'


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