After an extensive investigation by church 'authorities', it has been determined that this poor unfortunate serpent bite victim failed to confirm Jesus' schedule at the time of the fatal nip. It turns out that unbeknownst to the victim, Jesus was on a smoke break at the time of the snake wrangling event, and had no earthly clue that the victim was foolishly kissing a rabid snake. Jesus later sent a message to the Pentecostal Church telling them, 'Call before you play'. 
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