Sunday, March 8, 2020

'Tennis', Anyone?

'But...but, doesn't 'everyone' have a luxurious Tennis Pavilion in their own backyards? As the, by default, 'Queen' of America, I promise that almost everyone will have a backyard. Even if you don't have a 'house', you'll have your very own backyard. Wont that be wonderful? Be the first on your block.
All of my 'fans' have been sending millions, and millions of letters, tweets, and personal phone calls, of which I personally answer every one of, encouraging their humble semi-queen to make this simple 'little' pavilion the best one ever! Don't you hate mean, negative, vindictive people? I sure do. Don't you just feel sorry for people who live with someone like that? Boy, I sure 'do'. I really 'do'!
I love tennis, don't you? Sure you do. And who doesn't? And you know what? I'll invite all my very rich friends, and of course my husband's special cult followers to come and play. My virile husband, your new 'king', has his very own personal balls which he plays with all the time. I don't like his fuzzy ones though. I'd rather play with smooth ones. He wont let me play with his, I have to play with my own. You should see him play! He's very good at hitting his special balls.
But look, this isn't about 'him' is it? No, not at all. It's about 'me', and my simple, insatiable wants, and needs. But this isn't just for 'me', no, no, it's for all of America, and every American, even poor people, especially the Republican party, even American's who don't have pretty European flawless skin 'tone' such as my own, and how I'm helping its king make "America great again", one tennis pavilion at a time, no matter how much tax payer money I have to waste doing it. Just name one other 'White House', or 'castle' as my king calls it, that has its very own immaculate tennis Pavilion right in its own back yard! And look, it's all because of my great leadership as your 'semi-queen'.
Don't I look very professional, and studious in my brand new designer hard hat? You bet I do. I'm just a simple, humble, former nude model setting an example for all American's to follow, and some day vote for me as your official 'leader' of America, your 'Supreme Queen'. See how my loyal 'subjects' gather around me waiting for inspiration and guidance from their 'queen-in-waiting'? I can't wait to 'win' every game I play. Tennis anyone?'



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