'Hey folks, I'm not kidding here, "With coal, that stuff is indestructible"
“You can move it around on a truck, you can dump it at the plant, you can do whatever the hell — you can rain on top of it for a long time". “It can rain like crazy. You can do whatever you want — snow, sleet, wind. You just dump it. It’s there. You hit those pipelines, they’re gone, and that’s the end of it". "With coal, that stuff is indestructible" Crazy stuff! Have you ever tried to destroy a piece of that black stuff??? Can't do it!Un-believable! Just try whacking it with a hammer. I mean, like, I've never actually even Seen a piece of coal myself, but my great coal baron friends tell me that you hit it with a hammer, and wham, you've got zillions of pieces now. It actually 'multiplies! The more you hit it, the more coal you get out of it! Incredible! It's just indestructible folks! I'm not kidding! You 'know' me, I always know what I'm talking about. Can't hurt the stuff! Rain on it, pee on it, whatever! It'll even burn underwater! Just light it with a camping match! Wow! Can't do that with 'oil', or 'gas' or those silly solar panels! Who needs that stuff!? "Coal is King", you know, just like me! I'm indestructible, just like coal! Besides, most 'coal people' can vote. And who do you think they'll vote for? That's right! Me! Ignorance is bliss! I'd hire the Devil if I thought he'd bring a voting block with him! Worked with the Republicans alright! Hey, if 'talking up' bat crap would get votes for me, I'd do that too!'
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“You can move it around on a truck, you can dump it at the plant, you can do whatever the hell — you can rain on top of it for a long time". “It can rain like crazy. You can do whatever you want — snow, sleet, wind. You just dump it. It’s there. You hit those pipelines, they’re gone, and that’s the end of it". "With coal, that stuff is indestructible" Crazy stuff! Have you ever tried to destroy a piece of that black stuff??? Can't do it!Un-believable! Just try whacking it with a hammer. I mean, like, I've never actually even Seen a piece of coal myself, but my great coal baron friends tell me that you hit it with a hammer, and wham, you've got zillions of pieces now. It actually 'multiplies! The more you hit it, the more coal you get out of it! Incredible! It's just indestructible folks! I'm not kidding! You 'know' me, I always know what I'm talking about. Can't hurt the stuff! Rain on it, pee on it, whatever! It'll even burn underwater! Just light it with a camping match! Wow! Can't do that with 'oil', or 'gas' or those silly solar panels! Who needs that stuff!? "Coal is King", you know, just like me! I'm indestructible, just like coal! Besides, most 'coal people' can vote. And who do you think they'll vote for? That's right! Me! Ignorance is bliss! I'd hire the Devil if I thought he'd bring a voting block with him! Worked with the Republicans alright! Hey, if 'talking up' bat crap would get votes for me, I'd do that too!'
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