'He Made Me Do It'

'WaaaaaWaaa! He made me do it! I didn't 'want' to! I told him I didn't want to fire that guy but he twisted my 'hand shaking' arm, and pinched my little hands, and made me do it! I never use my own brain to think of stuff. Where was my 'special' BFF Stevie? Stevieeeee! Come here and massage my swelling 'ego'. Why do people always get me in trouble? Huge trouble. Bigly! Witch hunt! Waaaa! I'm not having any fun any more! No ones ever been treated this badly before. Ever! Can I 'fire' 'myself? Maybe it's in that 'Constitution' thing I never bothered to 'read'. Why is everybody always picking on me, poor, poor, pitiful me? WaaaaWaaaa..Kelly, Stevie...Waaaaa! :('


 

Trump confirms he's under investigation, appears to attack own deputy attorney general for being part of 'witch hunt'

"I am being investigated for firing the FBI Director by the man who told me to fire the FBI Director! Witch Hunt"

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