'Ask Buddy', Installment Number 5
Boy! I'm having a hard time keeping up with all the 'call' and 'letter' that has poured in! But people need help out there, and it's just right that I do all I can to assist the self induced, mentally needy. And look! Another needy is needing my help! Let's see what we can do for him.
Dear 'Ask Buddy',
Is 'Ask' really your first name? That's funny! Why did your parents name you that?? I bet people with regular names 'ask' you stuff all the time, huh?
I know how you feel! My parents named me 'John John'. They couldn't decide which 'name' would be my first name, and which would be my middle name. So they just flipped a coin. Not sure who 'won' that coin toss! People just call me 'John', but I'd rather be called 'John', I mean, that's my 'real' name, right? Sometimes I go by my middle name when I don't want people to know who I really am.
I named my dog, 'Dog Dog'. He's pretty smart just like me, he answers to either name.
Anyway, I have a question for you. Should I wear 'lace-up' shoes, or those 'new ones' with those sticky straps that you don't have to tie?
Thanks a lot! I'm a really big, big fan of yours.
'Redundant in Walla-Walla, Maine'
Boy! I'm having a hard time keeping up with all the 'call' and 'letter' that has poured in! But people need help out there, and it's just right that I do all I can to assist the self induced, mentally needy. And look! Another needy is needing my help! Let's see what we can do for him.
Dear 'Ask Buddy',
Is 'Ask' really your first name? That's funny! Why did your parents name you that?? I bet people with regular names 'ask' you stuff all the time, huh?
I know how you feel! My parents named me 'John John'. They couldn't decide which 'name' would be my first name, and which would be my middle name. So they just flipped a coin. Not sure who 'won' that coin toss! People just call me 'John', but I'd rather be called 'John', I mean, that's my 'real' name, right? Sometimes I go by my middle name when I don't want people to know who I really am.
I named my dog, 'Dog Dog'. He's pretty smart just like me, he answers to either name.
Anyway, I have a question for you. Should I wear 'lace-up' shoes, or those 'new ones' with those sticky straps that you don't have to tie?
Thanks a lot! I'm a really big, big fan of yours.
'Redundant in Walla-Walla, Maine'
Dear 'Redundant',
Your Mother called, said for you to hurry home, time for your 'pull-ups' to be changed. She left the same message 'three times'!
Good luck!
Your Mother called, said for you to hurry home, time for your 'pull-ups' to be changed. She left the same message 'three times'!
Good luck!
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