You're FIRED!
'Heyyy Rex, buddy ol' boy, pal-si-wal-sie, so glad you could come over and have lunch with me on such short notice. Here, have some 'chopped meat'. Wow! How about those snow storms! You're FIRED!!! And take my disgusting ex- Personal Assistant, that SOB John McEntee, with you. Hit the road jack, and dontcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more, that's what I said. I've hired a guy I can 'really' trust to take your sloeful place, you might recognize his name, Mike Pompeo? Great guy, wonderful family man. Knows how to say 'Yes Sir' to me. He has a dynamite 'curtsy'! Company man. Best man for the job, you know, the job you've been mucking up, and singlyhandily making my America look silly and inept. As you well know Rex-boy, former Secretary of State, I don't stand for anyone but myself making America look that way. Who in the world 'hired' you in the first place? I bet it was that illegal alien Obama that hired you. Well, whoever it was, I'm gonna fire that idiot as well!
If I have to fire everyone in this shoddy, drafty, antiquated White House in order to insure that I, and I alone, make all the decisions that will adversly affect America for decades, and decades to come, then that's exactly what I'll do! This is 'My' reality game show, and we'll play by My rules! Oh, did I mention that you're FIRED!? Why are you still kneeling there sobbing like a little bitty baby boy? Guards! Guards!! Mop up that huge puddle of 'baby' tears! Escort this 'trespasser' out of here, and make sure his enept buddy, McEntee, is tucked under his arm! And send Sara in here right away, I need some tention 'release''.
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'Heyyy Rex, buddy ol' boy, pal-si-wal-sie, so glad you could come over and have lunch with me on such short notice. Here, have some 'chopped meat'. Wow! How about those snow storms! You're FIRED!!! And take my disgusting ex- Personal Assistant, that SOB John McEntee, with you. Hit the road jack, and dontcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more, that's what I said. I've hired a guy I can 'really' trust to take your sloeful place, you might recognize his name, Mike Pompeo? Great guy, wonderful family man. Knows how to say 'Yes Sir' to me. He has a dynamite 'curtsy'! Company man. Best man for the job, you know, the job you've been mucking up, and singlyhandily making my America look silly and inept. As you well know Rex-boy, former Secretary of State, I don't stand for anyone but myself making America look that way. Who in the world 'hired' you in the first place? I bet it was that illegal alien Obama that hired you. Well, whoever it was, I'm gonna fire that idiot as well!
If I have to fire everyone in this shoddy, drafty, antiquated White House in order to insure that I, and I alone, make all the decisions that will adversly affect America for decades, and decades to come, then that's exactly what I'll do! This is 'My' reality game show, and we'll play by My rules! Oh, did I mention that you're FIRED!? Why are you still kneeling there sobbing like a little bitty baby boy? Guards! Guards!! Mop up that huge puddle of 'baby' tears! Escort this 'trespasser' out of here, and make sure his enept buddy, McEntee, is tucked under his arm! And send Sara in here right away, I need some tention 'release''.
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