'White Guys Can't Run'
'Yeah, see, it's like this, what's with these 'white' colored guys 'playing' basktball? Now I know everybody's gonna say, 'Oooooo, oh my, what a 'reacist' thing to say'. And to the untuned ear it 'might' sound that way. But let me finish my 'theory' here. Now, I realize that it was a 'white' colored guy that invented the game of 'basketball'. Yeah, I totally get that. But w...e all know that's where the connection ended. We 'all' know that 'white' colored guys can't jump. There ws even a movie, a documentary, 'White Guys Can't Jump', that explained it to everyone's satisfaction. So, then some African American Black guys started playing the game and basketball took off from there. All it needed was some 'real' athelets to get on the court to make it what it is today. So when I say that 'white' colored guys can't 'win' a game, I'm just stating a well known fact. “I’m just stating a fact,” “Here’s the thing. People keep thinking that I blame the white guys. No, no. Every time we lose, I only blame one person – and that’s my son". And guess what, he's Black. So you see, I'm not being a racist, just "stating a fact". So when you are "stating a fact" about something, you know, like about 'white' colored ball players, it ain't being racist. This is 'basketball' we can Do that here. So I get a 'free play' on that one. Actually, it's not just the 'white' colored guys, it's their 'white' colored feet that's the real problem. "But I said prove me wrong that you can’t win nowadays with three white guys on the floor at the same time. I’m not saying I don’t like white people and white people can’t win or nothing like that. I’m just saying when you have more athleticism (on the floor), it’s kind of hard when you don’t have the foot speed. That’s just a realistic fact.” What I'm trying to convey here is that Black guys are genetically superior to 'white' colored guys when it comes to athlectic sports. "That’s just a realistic fact". “It’s not racial,” “I can’t be racial. Some people just take it the wrong way and that’s OK – because that’s how the media (is). They try to twist it around because it’s more interesting when (they) say ‘LaVar is racist.’ Like I said, I stated my opinion of what I thought. The foot speed is just too slow to catch up with all the athleticism on the court.” 'White' colored guys being inferior, just can't keep up with the superior race. It's just their 'white' colored feet thatholds them back. Slow feet can't keep up with "all the athleticism on the court.” I'm sure somebody's gonna try and make it look like I' being 'racist', but that's just not me. I'm just stating my personal opinion, and when you do that, you're not being 'racist'. "That’s just a realistic fact.”
Look, everybody's gonna just forgive me about my seemingly 'racist' remarks because I am actually the greatest player that ever set foot on a court. My Black feet were always much faster than any 'white' colored feet. If you see a slow player, just look at his feet. It will always be at least three 'white' colored guy shuffling along trying to keep up with the 'superior' players. You see, I can say any seemimgly 'racist' sounding thing I want to because I'm famous, important, rich, Black, and am able to 'explain' it away by saying stuff like, "Some people just take it the wrong way and that’s OK – because that’s how the media (is). They try to twist it around because it’s more interesting when (they) say ‘LaVar is racist". So, just get over it and stop being so 'racially' sensitive because I can say anything I want to about inferior 'white' colored guys with slow feet, without worry of being censured. "That’s just a realistic fact.” Crybabies!'
'Yeah, see, it's like this, what's with these 'white' colored guys 'playing' basktball? Now I know everybody's gonna say, 'Oooooo, oh my, what a 'reacist' thing to say'. And to the untuned ear it 'might' sound that way. But let me finish my 'theory' here. Now, I realize that it was a 'white' colored guy that invented the game of 'basketball'. Yeah, I totally get that. But w...e all know that's where the connection ended. We 'all' know that 'white' colored guys can't jump. There ws even a movie, a documentary, 'White Guys Can't Jump', that explained it to everyone's satisfaction. So, then some African American Black guys started playing the game and basketball took off from there. All it needed was some 'real' athelets to get on the court to make it what it is today. So when I say that 'white' colored guys can't 'win' a game, I'm just stating a well known fact. “I’m just stating a fact,” “Here’s the thing. People keep thinking that I blame the white guys. No, no. Every time we lose, I only blame one person – and that’s my son". And guess what, he's Black. So you see, I'm not being a racist, just "stating a fact". So when you are "stating a fact" about something, you know, like about 'white' colored ball players, it ain't being racist. This is 'basketball' we can Do that here. So I get a 'free play' on that one. Actually, it's not just the 'white' colored guys, it's their 'white' colored feet that's the real problem. "But I said prove me wrong that you can’t win nowadays with three white guys on the floor at the same time. I’m not saying I don’t like white people and white people can’t win or nothing like that. I’m just saying when you have more athleticism (on the floor), it’s kind of hard when you don’t have the foot speed. That’s just a realistic fact.” What I'm trying to convey here is that Black guys are genetically superior to 'white' colored guys when it comes to athlectic sports. "That’s just a realistic fact". “It’s not racial,” “I can’t be racial. Some people just take it the wrong way and that’s OK – because that’s how the media (is). They try to twist it around because it’s more interesting when (they) say ‘LaVar is racist.’ Like I said, I stated my opinion of what I thought. The foot speed is just too slow to catch up with all the athleticism on the court.” 'White' colored guys being inferior, just can't keep up with the superior race. It's just their 'white' colored feet thatholds them back. Slow feet can't keep up with "all the athleticism on the court.” I'm sure somebody's gonna try and make it look like I' being 'racist', but that's just not me. I'm just stating my personal opinion, and when you do that, you're not being 'racist'. "That’s just a realistic fact.”
Look, everybody's gonna just forgive me about my seemingly 'racist' remarks because I am actually the greatest player that ever set foot on a court. My Black feet were always much faster than any 'white' colored feet. If you see a slow player, just look at his feet. It will always be at least three 'white' colored guy shuffling along trying to keep up with the 'superior' players. You see, I can say any seemimgly 'racist' sounding thing I want to because I'm famous, important, rich, Black, and am able to 'explain' it away by saying stuff like, "Some people just take it the wrong way and that’s OK – because that’s how the media (is). They try to twist it around because it’s more interesting when (they) say ‘LaVar is racist". So, just get over it and stop being so 'racially' sensitive because I can say anything I want to about inferior 'white' colored guys with slow feet, without worry of being censured. "That’s just a realistic fact.” Crybabies!'
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