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It has been 'determined' by the 'Salt' Industry, that H2-0 (Water), you 'know', that antiquated stuff we all take a bath in, that wet, slippery stuff we have historically swilled to quinch our 'thirst' with, is 'not' the majic thirst quincher after all! Nope! For eons we have simply been bamboozled by that over rated 'Water' Industry into believing that 'water' is the best thing to drink when one... is hot, and thirsty, and 'dry'. Well, thanks to the ever diligent 'Salt' industry, and their never ending struggle to get 'upmanship' over that silly over rated H2-0 stuff, we can stop our quest for quinch.
Our 'friends' at the 'Salt' industry have 'positivily', and 'without' scientific question, not to count in a totally un-biased manner, determined that 'water', not 'salt' actually makes one thirsty. According to them, 'salt' does 'not' make one thirsty at all! However, it will make you hungry as a post winter bear!
Studies of three groups of volunteers, one group that subsisted solely on salt alone, one group that subsisted solely on H2-0, and the third group that subsisted on 'un-marked' (blind study) items that may or may not have contained either salt or H2-0. The 'salt' group was allowed to have Tequila chasers. The H2-0 group were allowed salt free fries and burger chasers. The 'blind group' was sent home on a 'call-in' basis.
At the end of the two week study it was 'determined that the 'salt' group became very intoxicated and extremely hungry, yet seldom 'thirsty'. The H2-0 group became sick of fries and burgers, threw-up a lot and had to drink copious amounts of Pedialyte to replace lost fluids. The 'blind group' was never heard from after sending them home on their own.
As can be 'seen' from the results of this 'scientific' study, 'salt' does 'indeed' make one 'hungry'. H2-0 does indeed make one long for Pedialyte, an 'obvious' indication of 'thirst'.
Brought straight to you from 'BBSN' (BuddyBlack'sSatiricalNews)
It has been 'determined' by the 'Salt' Industry, that H2-0 (Water), you 'know', that antiquated stuff we all take a bath in, that wet, slippery stuff we have historically swilled to quinch our 'thirst' with, is 'not' the majic thirst quincher after all! Nope! For eons we have simply been bamboozled by that over rated 'Water' Industry into believing that 'water' is the best thing to drink when one... is hot, and thirsty, and 'dry'. Well, thanks to the ever diligent 'Salt' industry, and their never ending struggle to get 'upmanship' over that silly over rated H2-0 stuff, we can stop our quest for quinch.
Our 'friends' at the 'Salt' industry have 'positivily', and 'without' scientific question, not to count in a totally un-biased manner, determined that 'water', not 'salt' actually makes one thirsty. According to them, 'salt' does 'not' make one thirsty at all! However, it will make you hungry as a post winter bear!
Studies of three groups of volunteers, one group that subsisted solely on salt alone, one group that subsisted solely on H2-0, and the third group that subsisted on 'un-marked' (blind study) items that may or may not have contained either salt or H2-0. The 'salt' group was allowed to have Tequila chasers. The H2-0 group were allowed salt free fries and burger chasers. The 'blind group' was sent home on a 'call-in' basis.
At the end of the two week study it was 'determined that the 'salt' group became very intoxicated and extremely hungry, yet seldom 'thirsty'. The H2-0 group became sick of fries and burgers, threw-up a lot and had to drink copious amounts of Pedialyte to replace lost fluids. The 'blind group' was never heard from after sending them home on their own.
As can be 'seen' from the results of this 'scientific' study, 'salt' does 'indeed' make one 'hungry'. H2-0 does indeed make one long for Pedialyte, an 'obvious' indication of 'thirst'.
Tune in next time when 'BBSN' will bring you the results of another, and un-related, study on the effects that large caliber bullets, as opposed to 'Alternative Facts', may or may not have on the human brain. 
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