'Settle Down, You Crybabies!'
'Ok boys, settle down, settle down! Stevie, stop chewing your bottom lip, and get your fingers out of Jarrod's nose holes! Jarrod, let go of Stevies tiny little genitals! Just stop it already! Both of you are acting' like filthy rich entitled kindergarteners. Has no one ever told you that you are both 'physically grown' men? Squable, squable, squable, that's all I hear around here anymore. I have 'better' things to do than referee your little hi...ssy fits with one another! It's hard enough pretending to be President without you two pretending that you know what you are doing, which is very questionable in the first place, myself included. Now, both of you retreat to your little dunce corners, and suck on your rich pampered toes until I tell you to go out and play. You are both making my White House look like some sort of dysfunctional, clown, bounce house! You both are going to find a way to be co-boses of me, or so help me I will go on a 'tweeter' rant that wil be the end of all tweeter rants! I need concise instructions from you two so that I can continue to "deconstruct" America, and it's not going to help if you keep cat fighting like this. Stevie, wipe that smirk off your tired, disheveled face! Remember, 'blood' is always thicker than 'water', and I'm sure you know exactly what I 'mean' there. I should just fire the both of you, but Jerrods safe because of my daughter, and Stevie is even safer because you 'know' all my secrets. Grrrr! I could just Spit Presidential cuss words! Can't we all just get along!?'
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'Ok boys, settle down, settle down! Stevie, stop chewing your bottom lip, and get your fingers out of Jarrod's nose holes! Jarrod, let go of Stevies tiny little genitals! Just stop it already! Both of you are acting' like filthy rich entitled kindergarteners. Has no one ever told you that you are both 'physically grown' men? Squable, squable, squable, that's all I hear around here anymore. I have 'better' things to do than referee your little hi...ssy fits with one another! It's hard enough pretending to be President without you two pretending that you know what you are doing, which is very questionable in the first place, myself included. Now, both of you retreat to your little dunce corners, and suck on your rich pampered toes until I tell you to go out and play. You are both making my White House look like some sort of dysfunctional, clown, bounce house! You both are going to find a way to be co-boses of me, or so help me I will go on a 'tweeter' rant that wil be the end of all tweeter rants! I need concise instructions from you two so that I can continue to "deconstruct" America, and it's not going to help if you keep cat fighting like this. Stevie, wipe that smirk off your tired, disheveled face! Remember, 'blood' is always thicker than 'water', and I'm sure you know exactly what I 'mean' there. I should just fire the both of you, but Jerrods safe because of my daughter, and Stevie is even safer because you 'know' all my secrets. Grrrr! I could just Spit Presidential cuss words! Can't we all just get along!?'
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