Oh "Shat"! Clean-up on isle three!
Pence, 'The Carpet Shater-In-Chief-In-Waiting', has apparently failed to wear his government issued pull-ups during a suck-up visit to the land of Blarney Stones, and laid a big one on the Royal Carpet. While busily shaking his designer breeches in an effort to discreetly 'clear the air', he was heard to mumble to no one in particular, 'Hey, that's not my "shat", I know my shat when I see it, and I'm pretty sure that shat is not mine. Really.'
Pence, 'The Carpet Shater-In-Chief-In-Waiting', has apparently failed to wear his government issued pull-ups during a suck-up visit to the land of Blarney Stones, and laid a big one on the Royal Carpet. While busily shaking his designer breeches in an effort to discreetly 'clear the air', he was heard to mumble to no one in particular, 'Hey, that's not my "shat", I know my shat when I see it, and I'm pretty sure that shat is not mine. Really.'
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