'Blasphemy, I tell you, blasphemy! How dare they take my holy name in vain! I am a 'man of god'! These evil people are liars and the devils offspring! I don't have a mean bone in my holy body! I would never intimidate another human soul. Honest. Just ask any of my minions that work for me. Really. And if I've ever told the truth, I'm telling it now. These heathens hate me because I'm pure as an unmarried virgin, I'm washed in the blood of the holy lamb! My only quest here on this planet is to enrich the lives of my sheepeoples by providing them with the most luxurious house of worship known to mankind. Sure, I may use their own money in order to do that, but being 'saved' isn't cheap. It costs lots of money to get into heaven. If you want to play, ya gotta pay. As for all these properties they are whining about, I'm simply doing what god has told me to do. I barely benefit at all from any of this. barely at all. Honest. Why would I lie about something like this? Praise the good lord and pass that offering plate around. My yacht needs a tune-up, my private jet needs fuel without which I cannot do the lords work. Really. I'm being 'honest' here. I demand that you believe me or I'll have god put a hex on your first born!!' 
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