Buddy's Satirical Ramblings: The 'New' Kimmy, 'The Missle Man'

Friday, May 18, 2018

The 'New' Kimmy, 'The Missle Man'

This is the 'new' kimmy, you know, the 'benevolent one', the guy that Trump, 'The Incompetent', praises "..very open and I think very honorable based on what we are seeing". Trump obviously 'sees' something In little "missile man" that the rest of the world has blindly missed. This particular corpulent 'leopard' is not about to change his 'spots', not even for Trump. Kim wants to dictate, as any good dictator would do, the terms of what he will pretend to do in order to make it appear that he is doing anything at all. Trump, and the rest of the world will continue to be held for 'ransom' until everyone agrees to his buffoonery, just as Trump is subjecting America to. Kimmy is not going to give up whatever nuclear weapons he has stashed away in his 'man-caves'. He's not going to cease in his quest to make, and stock pile his weapons of stupidity, and there's no way even a horde of UN Inspectors will ever determine exactly what he has hidden up his 4x size sleeves. The tunnels that he promises to blow up? Empty tunnels that he no longer needs because he already has bigger and better tunnels. He's not about to piss on his own foot! This obese little monster isn't calling it 'quits'! He's simply found another way to call the 'shots' now that he is a nuclear power player. Unfortunately, Kimmy is smarter than Trump, 'The Incompetent' when it comes to 'dictatorship', and 'up-manship', things that Trump is trying to learn but at America's, and the whole worlds expense.
Trump say's that he wants "to make America great again", ok, good idea, and the best way that he can "make America great again", is to abdicate the 'throne', thrown in the towel, give it up, resign the Office of The President of The United States of America, and allow America to begin the healing process from your idiotic man-child excesses.