'No, no, no, I'm pretty sure that when I said "I don't think so, either." , you know, about whether America may have landed a human on the Moon or not, what I Meant to 'say' is that 'there's actually not a moon at all'. Of course "I don't want to start conspiracy theories" which would cause NASA to be shut down, but.... . Now I'm no 'rocket scientist', actually, I don't know much about 'science' at all, as I'm pretty sure I was allowed, due to my incredible 'ball dribbling' expertise, to sleep-in on the days I should have been in science class, but I've read a lot of conspiracy stuff about it, and I can 'truthfully' say, and I'm totally convinced that you cannot land a human on something that does not exist. Can't do it. You just can't.. Like one time I tried to toss a basketball into a net that wasn't there, and you know what happened? Nothing. It couldn't go in because it wasn't there. The ball just got stuck in the air where the net wasn't. I lost a good ball! This is so easy to understand, even our 'great' President could understand it. So, if NASA tried to land humans on a moon that doesn't exist, those guys are still out there somewhere eating their last sandwich. I'm just a 'simple' guy, and this is just 'simple' science that even simple people can comprehend. I can't make it any more 'simple' than that.'
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