Thursday, May 31, 2018

Stand Back, And "No one Gets Hurt"

'Remember, "no one gets hurt in a tariff war". Remember when I said that? Remember when I said,"..trade wars aren't so bad," remember when I said, "..trade wars are good, and easy to win,” yeah, sure, I've said a lot of crazy crap like that. And you know what? I actually 'believe' everything that splatters from my entitled mouth. But seriously folks, if you remember anything at all, remember this; everything that splatters across my serial lying lips, is a fabricated lie. My ears just love to hear my lips smacking against one another. I'm the best, I tell ya! Incredible! Un-believeable! Literally! Huge numbers! Actually, I have absolutely no idea what the hell I'm doing. No idea. Zilch. Nothing of a substantial nature ever enters my bat crap filled belfray. Nothing. Nada. No clue. Helpless. Hopeless. Brainless. Look, I was a sorry 'businessman' in the first place. Always in debt up to my anus, always one bank loan ahead of another bankruptcy, one shyster deal after another, screwing, sometimes literally, if you get the drift, everyone I ever dealt with, or had an illicit affair with. I am totally, a morally banckrupt individual who would sell a close relative, or two, to the highest bidder if it meant increasing my 'brand' rating. Hey, I do it to my 'friends' all the time! But hey, that's just me. My ever faithful 'base' of certified, card carrying dolts, have no idea as to just how suckered into my web of deciet, they have become. They simply see themselves in my every word, in my every racist comment, my every lie, my every salacious thought, my every dark, subtle conspiracy theory. They are 'me', I am 'them', we are 'one', and they will follow, adore, and pray for me every sickening step that I take in my driven goal of singlehandedly destroying the very moral fabric of America, and the world as a whole, and you know what, they wont even notice what I've done until it's too late. And no one can stop me, because I am un-touchable, un-approachable, un-mitigated, above the 'Law of The Land', but, that's just 'me', and "that's why I'm President, and you're not". I'm 'smarter' than a third grader! And, they ain't "seen nothing yet", and if I've ever told the 'truth' about Anything, you better believe that I'm telling it right now! .'



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Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Outragious, 'Outrage'

'I am So outraged. I am. I really am. I could just spit! Sometimes I just clinch my teeth, and ball up my little fists, you know, the way you'd do, like if you were a school yard bully, or actually, a Washington DC bully for that matter, and were gonna smack someone right on top of their democratic head. Disgusting democrats. Sometimes I can't even comb my golden locks when I'm outraged, and someone has to do it for me. A lot of things outrage me. Stuff like when I can't thin...k of a really good lie to spread around. Now that one really gets me riled up. That one makes me jump up and down. Oh, and see how I'm gripping the hell out of that rail as I'm pretending to board that crappy Air Force One airplane? That's outrage. I wish I could have my own personal airplane back. I miss it a whole lot. Gold toilets in it. Really cool stuff. I'm outraged that they wont let me play in my own plane. Hey, it belongs to Me. I should be able to if I want to. That disgusting, lying, Mueller gets me going. I'm talking about serious outrage here. Really. That guy, and his criminal FBI pals, are picking on me like there's no tomorrow. Can't trust a Fed! Who invented those guys anyway? Big mistake! I get so outraged when I think about them. Now all I gotta do is convince my 'base' that these sorry Feds are colluding against me with lies, and sneaky spies planting bugs in my bed, and stuff like that. My base loves me no matter what I do or say. Ain't America a great place to be a quasi dictator!? Why don't they like me? Everyone else 'does'. My BFF Vlad loves me to pieces. I should show you my tat! Oh, and that little fat guy, 'Missile Man', in North Korea loves me too, he just wont admit it. I'm gonna make him very wealthy. Incredibly rich!
Did I mention that I'm a nice guy? I'm not 'half' the racist people accuse me of being. I'm honest to a fault. I always tell the 'truth', as I know it, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, all the time, so help my Republican god in heaven. But hey, that's just me, that's the way I am, it's in my blood to be an up-front kinda guy. That's why everyone loves to love me. Wow! I'm really outraged about a lot of stuff! Really, I'm not lying this time, and that's the 'truth' as I know it. I'm the greatest President I've ever known! Great numbers! Hillary, eat your heart out winch! Now you know why I'm President, and you're not.'



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"We'll See, We'll See"

Doggone it all! Look at what I've done! Why'd I ever hire that little beady eyed weasel in the first place!? I should'a known he wasn't gonna be a 'team player'! He just has no moral fiber left in that skinny, little, old man carcass of his! Why can't he be more like Me!? It's not all that difficult to be me. Hell, if I can do it, then a slug like Sessions can do it. Should'a fired him a long time ago! Disgusting little bridge troll! And that squeaky, female rodent voice of his! Drives me up the wall! What was I 'thinking'? Of course we all know that I don't actually 'think' in the first place, I just jump in with both feet flailing, and yell, 'we'll see, we'll see'.


 
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Trump, 'Breaking Silence'

'My fellow Americans, I guess after careful consideration, and deep emotional reflection, it's about time that I as your 'esteemed', and learned Presidente', break my silence over this unfortunate, liberal coated, unmitigated cancellation of my BFF's incredibly popular, hit TV show, "Roseanne". Roseanne, call me on my private 'shoe phone', you know the number dear. Call me, we'll 'massage' one another's limpid 'ego's', if you now what I mean. I'm here for you sweetheart, I've got your back, you know, just like I do for every one else I've ever 'known'. You're still my favorite 'funny girl', it doesn't matter that time has not been kind to your face, and of course the rest of you ain't so hot anymore either. Do you miss young guys like myself, hitting on you all the time hoping you'll tell a funny racist joke? Sad. So sad.
But hey, enough about 'you', how am I doing? What about 'me'? Would someone please pay attention to me!? My numbers, unlike yours, Rosey, are through the roof! Unbelievable! Amazing! My Ratings, (remember when you had some?), so high that no one can believe! "Bob Iger of ABC called Valerie Jarrett to let her know that 'ABC does not tolerate comments like those' made by Roseanne Barr. Gee, he never called President Donald J. Trump to apologize for the HORRIBLE statements made and said about me on ABC. Maybe I just didn't get the call?" Don't I count Bob? Hey Bob, don't bother calling me now, I'm off on another tangent now. Old news. Boring. Roseanne, take a page from my racist play book, keep plugging away at any ethnic group or disabled person that comes into your crosshairs, and just let'em have it! After a while, no one will even pay attention to anything you say, racist, or not. It's called 'dumbing, and numbing down' America. Now folks say, 'oh, it's just Donald trump, that's just the way he is, no biggie'. See? Works like crazy!
So, my fellow Americans, that's about all you'll hear from me about that. Rosey, calllll meeeeee.'




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Tuesday, May 29, 2018

We Sure Love Our Guns!

Ok, before everyone goes off half baked making claims, and assertions about Gun ownership, and which segment of America is the fastest growing gun buying/owning slice of our society, take whatever time it takes to actually READ, as opposed to 'cherry picking', this publication authored by the Pew Research Center, current as of June 22, 2017.
Contrary to some who believe, "The largest growing segment of gun buyers are women and minorities", and that it's the testosterone filled "male masculinity" fueling gun ownership, this study, unless they have missed this somehow, does not show that at all.
Now, I am all in for sane legislation for laws that can keep firearms out of the hands of people with mental health issues, children, criminals and the like. Likewise, the 'laws' currently on the books should be universal, across the board, and pertaining to every State of the Union, and enforced for the very reasons they were enacted in the first place. It is ironic that the Laws, and 'rules', pertaining to ownership, registration, and the operation of a motor vehicle is universal across America, as is the requirements for a person to be allowed to operate a motor vehicle, and yet simply because of the vague wording/intent of the 2nd amendment each state can make up their own rules that pertain to purchase/ownership and use of a firearm. And no, I'm not discounting whatever Federal laws that firearms are subject to. The point is, there needs to be standardized laws across our nation that pertain to the purchase, ownership, and use of forearms if we expect to get a handle on this seemingly runaway gun issue. Of course even then, this would not address the mental health issue that seems to be a common denominator in just about every 'mass shooting' event. In fact, even someone who picks up a gun, and shoots just one person for whatever reason they may decide is a good one, is not acting in a 'sane', and 'rational' manner, so at that moment, and maybe all the time for all we know, that person could be considered a 'mental health' case. Mental health, and common sense cannot be legislated. Until America gets a handle on this mental health issue, the ease of procuring and keeping a firearm, the proliferation of firearms, and until we lose the 'gun slinger', 'can't exist without one on my hip' mentality of the wild, wild, west, we will just go on killing one another with wild abandon.
As I am often want to say after another shooting; 'We shoot, we cry, we reload, and we shoot again'.



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They 'Vote' Here???

'Awwww..man! WTF just happened!? We didn't know they could 'vote' over here! Doggone it all, we moved here, gave up everything we had just so we could move to where 'life' has 'always' been sacred, where forever, and ever they have always cherished 'live and let live', you know, like the religious wars of 1614, the war between the Catholics-Protestants in 1641-52, and again in 1689-91 where thousands of religious loving people killed one another over 'religion', then the Rebellion of 1801, followed by the Easter Rising of 1916, followed by the Irish War of Independence of 1922, again over religious 'freedom' and 'pro-life', and followed by the Troubles in the late 1960's where the bombings and 'kneecapping' of innocent people was the rage, but hey, who's keeping score of the murders and such from people who feel that 'life' is so sacred, and especially that 'pro-life' thing that just gets our blood boiling like the dickens. Looks like they are just going to revert right back to 'them against us', Catholics v Protestants all over again! Is there no safe haven for us ultra 'religious' fanatics? Again, all over 'religion', and about who's right, and who's wrong. Looks like my bro and I are gonna have to find some place else to set up shop, maybe South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, I don't know, maybe on the White House lawn. Stupid 'voters' anyway! How dare they use 'democratic' means to ruin our 'pro-life' life!'


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'Stupid' Can't Be Fixed

Oh Diane, Diane, we all know that's not the case. And now you have everyone pondering "the root cause" of your incredible stupidity. Ignorance is one thing, it can be cured, but stupidity is quite another, and of course there's absolutly no cure. You can't be fixed Diane. Your brain is broken. You obviously suffer greatly from both ignorance and stupidity, but the latter simply defines you. However, there 'is' a 'cure' afterall, quick as a bunny now, hop yourself over to the nearest cliff where all of your 'base' is waiting for you to set a really good example for them by leaping out into space, as if to fly, except don't, and just become a human rock as you gain the ground with 'breakneck' speed. There! All 'fixed'. Silly, silly woman.



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Thursday, May 24, 2018

Greg, The Conspiracy Buff



Another conspiracy buff, buffing the dust off his stifled, addled brain.   'I can't remember why I spent a small fortune on an arsenal of firearms that could stop a whole platoon of Marines and their Abrams Tanks, and Hellfire Missiles, and their Bazookas, even though really, I can only shoot one of my beautiful steel girlfriends at a time. Yeah, when you come for me you better know how to extract me from my 'bug-out' cave, I got enough food to last a week or more, by then you'll be so tired, and mostly dead from my expert shooting, actually, mostly through the walls of my cave because I'll be so buttoned up I won't actually be able to see you, but you'll have to pry my cold steel girlfriends out of my cold dead hands'. By the way Greg, or whatever your real name is, that's exactly the way it will happen. You are just a 'dead man walking' looking for someplace to fall over. Silly 'tough' guy. Wait, did you hear that Greg? Sounds like someone in the woods sneaking up on you. Who was that 'hang up' phone call? The FBI checking to see where you are? Was that car following you? Why does that van slow down as it passes your property? Oh dear, what to do? Quickly as a bunny now, you should run to your cave, lock the door, eat the key, and wait them out no matter how long it takes, days, weeks, months, even years maybe. Don't worry, you wont be missed, no one has even noticed you up till now anyway. But you can do it Greg. Man up little guy, just do everyone a favor and settle back and wait'em out. Really. Not kidding this time Greg. This is the 'real' one! Yikes! They're coming to get your 'girlfriends'. Bye, bye now.


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The 'Body Cam' Has The Day

Good Cop with Body Cam takes out bad guy (woman) sans one.

 
Sherita Dixon-Cole falsely accused a Dallas public safety officer of sexual assault after he arrested her for driving drunk. Her claims were shared more than 50,000 times online and now, she could face charges.
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Trump, 'The Incompetent', "Making America Great Again"

This is Trump, 'The Incompetent', busily "making America great again". He talks the talk but refuses to walk the walk. Pitiful little man-child sans adult supervision.

 
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"America First" doesn’t seem to apply to the president’s own businesses.
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Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Texass, 'Arm The Teachers'

Texass, still living in the good ol' boy glory days of the wild, wild, west where open carry, gun totting 'good guys' always won out over the open carry, gun totting 'bad guys'. But now, all the gun totters look alike, well, some of them, and you don't know which one is the 'bad guy' until he has already done his deadly deed. Wake up Texass, more guns in the hands of 'good guys', will not stop, or solve the problem of more guns in the hands of 'bad guys', nor will it stop a 'bad guy' who is acting like a 'good guy' until he is ready to be that 'bad guy'. If more guns were the answer, your problem would already be solved. And arming the teachers is not a viable solution. Teachers are there to 'teach', not also to be a combat warrior, nor should they have that burden placed on their heads. It's a sad commentary on America that it has come to this, where our schools have become quasa war zones.
Mental health issues are not properly and quickly being addressed of those who exhibit mental health problems, if noticed at all, irresponsible adults are not securing their firearms as they should, allowing their children, especially those with mental health issues access, and are not being held criminally responsible when their kids go stupid with them, which in turn allows children who lack conflict resolution skills to chose a firearm as their answer to 'solving' conflicts. And then of course you, Dan, have a State that encourages willy nilly open carry for anyone who has the strength to pick up a firearm, proper training or not. This is called 'enabling'. You and your 'boss' are part of the problem Dan! More needs to be done to address these issues, and arming teachers should not be part of it.
As far as the entrance/exit points in schools, it's a no brainer that doors which open outward should be locked at all times so that 'entrance' cannot be gained without a physical key or passcard, but can be opened for exit, from the interior by pushbar. Dan, this is not 'rocket science'. As for the main entrance, yes it should be accessed only by physical key or passcard, and certainly not one that is issued to students or parents. Those main doors/door should be physically monitored by armed Law Enforcement Officers during the times of student arrivals and when students are excused at the end of the school day. Every student should be issued a photo ID card that must stay affixed to the student in some fashion, that card should have a bar code that contains the students particular bio information, and should be swiped through a card reader before entry can be gained. This card should not be able to open any doors. Student Dress codes should be enforced where clothing that could possible conceal weapons banned. At least two other LEO's should be separtely patrolling the school grounds constantly during school hours and during school events. And of course all this costs money, but without it, it can cost lives. This is the 'new' world we live in Dan, budget the money that it will take to get it done, and stop the 'talking head' dance! Wake up those sour pusses 'yes men' standing behind you and make them come up with solutions to get this done. You and they should be working for your salary Dan. Get to work already!And Dan, scrape the "armed teacher" idea, sooner or later, more likely sooner, it will come back and bite your butt off. Wake up Dan Patrick! Just do it Dan. :/

Monday, May 21, 2018

 Arming Teachers Is Not The Answer
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A report finds that teachers, principals, officers, and students have fired guns by mistake at least 30 times since 2014.
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Monday, May 21, 2018

The 'Trump' card

The little fat guy "Missle man" continues to hold the world, especially the US, hostage knowing that he holds the 'Trump' card, and Trump, 'The Incompetent', 'folded'.

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North Korea has threatened to cancel the summit with the U.S. in June.
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Crazy As Hell!

This is just crazy as hell!
 Again, 'we shoot, we cry, we reload, and shoot again'. Only in America can this obscenity continue to happen, and only in America does the government continue to "send prayers and thoughts", as if those empty words will help solve the problem, and then they go back to sleep as if nothing happened. 'Prayers' will never stop stupidity! If that were the case, none of these murderous events would occur in the first place. And this one wont be the last one, just as the 'last' one wasn't the 'last' one. Some brain damaged fool is right now thinking, 'what, only ten!?' I hate to predict it but, this, not unlike terrorism around the world, will never end. This is something that will not be fixed anytime soon if ever. The seemingly rampant mentally deranged 'humans' that rub elbows with us on a daily basis can never all be identified before hand, nor stopped even after they become known, and usually only after they have committed their murders. Banning the mentally ill from gun ownership sounds good at first reading, but even a mentally deranged person can figure out how to get their hands on a firearm, and even a mental case can properly fill out an application to purchase a firearm. Likewise, banning, if ever, 'assault' style rifles will be too little too late as there are millions of them in the hands of Americans already. Finding an answer that works seems to be an inponderable. America has 'grown up' in a gun fetish culture that over the years became more and more out of hand, and at last, now out of control. Americans don't need 'enemies', as we are our own worst enemies already, and until Americans collectively decide that enough is enough, we will continue murdering one another without let up. 'We shoot, we cry, we reload, and shoot again, and again, and again, and again, and.....'.


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Arming Teachers Is Not The Answer

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A report finds that teachers, principals, officers, and students have fired guns by mistake at least 30 times since 2014.
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Oliver North, Still The Class Clown

Oliver North, Still The Class Clown

Oliver North is an idiot that somehow survives even with his head firmly embedded in his own arse!
First lets clear up a few things about Oliver North; "Now I am certainly not a doctor". That's right Oliver, you're Not a "doctor" so stop pretending that you are. "I'm a Marine", actually you are an ex-marine, and a disgraced one at that. You sullied the USMC a long time ago, and now you are hell bent on continuing doing that.
"The disease is youngsters who are steeped in a culture of violence," North said. "They've been drugged in many cases. Nearly all of these perpetrators are male, and they're young teenagers in most cases, and they've come through a culture where violence is commonplace. All we need to do is turn on a TV, go to a movie". While it may be true that these 'action' movies that kids, and this should not be a blanket indictment, are watching, and if what he contends is true, just check out the proliferation of firearms that are used in these horror, action, slaughter movies! These movies are simply gratuitous slaughter by firearms, movies. In other words, take away the firearms from these "culture of violence" movies that Oliver, the sage, alludes to, and all you've got left are Mary Poppins movies on your hands. 'Guns' Oliver, Guns! The very killing machines that you now represent! Got it numbnuts?? They are watching movies where their 'hero's' are slaughtering people with 'firearms'. But does that mean that these movies are responsible for the actions of real life mass killers. Well, I'm not a "doctor" either, but my guess is, not likely. Otherwise, the streets would be running over with teenage mass killers. And of course that's obviously not what's happening Oliver, contrary to your allusions. So, Oliver, for the most part, I think we can safely rule out your "movie", "TV", theory.
"They've been drugged in many cases...they're young teenagers in most cases...these young boys have been on Ritalin since they were in Kindergarten". Oliver, while pretending to be the "doctor" he admits he's not, has 'obviously' conducted an in-depth, and thourough investigation into the full lives of each and every one of America's mass shooters in order to determine their actual age, and health issues throughout their tragic lives, so that he can qualify his assertions of "drugged in many cases", and "been on Ritalin since they were in Kindergarten". Or did he? Not! He's just pretending he knows something that he actually knows nothing about.
Oliver is simply continuing the 'brain washing' of America by the NRA, and feeding the gullible NRA members who will believe anything they are told, as long as it comes from an NRA 'spokeperson'.
"The disease is youngsters who are steeped in a culture of violence," North said.
Actually, Oliver, while there are probably 'some' kids, and yes, 'adults', Oliver, that are adversely affected by the "culture of violence" shoot'em-up movies and TV that you so easily allude to, there's surely more to it than your 'made for TV', comment about it. How about 'mental Health' issues for instance, even 'before' they may immerse themselves in, and 'possibly' be influenced in some detrimental way by these movies and TV? Again, our streets are not actually being over run by teenage mass murderers, so there's got to be more to it than just this type, and hype, of media exposure. Undiagnosed mental health issues, missed clues, un-reported incidents, lack of, or improper treatment after discovery. And then of course there's the proliferation, supported by the NRA, of firearms in America. The ease of access, and retention of firearms. Laws, if any, that have no bite, a Congress, and President that support the $$rule$$ of the NRA in all $$things$$ concerning firearms in America, tends to provide for an easy, and deadly outlet for a frustrated person who may very well be suffering from a serious mental health issue. When it comes down to 'mental health' issues, according to the CDC, in 2015 there were 44,193 suicides in america. That's 13.7 per 100,000. How many of those were influenced by TV, Movies, and Ritalin? And, 22,018 of those were due to the use of a firearm on themselves. The fact is, is that 44,193 of these people, including those of suicide by firearm, did not go on a mass killing spree. Of course there's more to this problem than even all of the aforementioned possibilities, and, it's certainly much deeper than Oliver Norths simple minded, made for TV assertion about the cause of these mass slaughters that America is suffering from. Oliver, get your brain damaged head out of your NRA crowded arse!

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NRA points to violent culture, Ritalin

Oliver North, the National Rifle Association's incoming president, denied on "Fox News Sunday" that the Second Amendment was at the root of the frequent school shootings and pointed in part to television and the drug Ritalin.
"The disease is youngsters who are steeped in a culture of violence," North said.
He continued, "They've been drugged in many cases. Nearly all of these perpetrators are male, and they're young teenagers in most cases, and they've come through a culture where violence is commonplace. All we need to do is turn on a TV, go to a movie Nearly all of these perpetrators are male, and they're young teenagers in most cases, and they've come through a culture where violence is commonplace. All we need to do is turn on a TV, go to a movie. If you look at what has happened to the young people, many of these young boys have been on Ritalin since they were in Kindergarten. Now I am certainly not a doctor. I'm a Marine.
Mark Kelly, a gun control advocate, said in a separate interview on "Fox News Sunday" that Texas could pass legislation requiring parents to lock up their firearms and said he also supported hardening schools against attacks.
"Figure out a way to prevent people coming in the door with a firearm," said Kelly, whose wife, former Arizona Democratic Rep. Gabby Giffords, survived an assassination attempt in 2011. "At the same time, make sure that that irresponsible person can't get the gun in the first place."
CNN's Kate Sullivan contributed to this report.


The National Rifle Association’s new president, Oliver North, deflected attention off guns and onto medication in the wake of the latest school shooting.
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Friday, May 18, 2018

What!? I Was Suppose To Report A Payoff To A Whore!?

'Oh craps! Was I supposed to report this minute sum of 'pocket change', last year? Really? Unbelievable! Well, we all know that in addition to being a very busy President, I'm also a very busy behind the scenes 'businessman'. And as such, I have a horde of book keepers, managers, lawyers, and wait staff taking care of my financial matters. Obviously someone had dropped the ball here and made a small error by not taking care of this extremely unimportant payment to my very personal attorney. This of course was a simple reimbursement to my then trusted personal attorney turned traitor. Nothing more. Really. Nothing to see here, move along folks, move along. This is a personal matter that does not concern the rest of America. I did not tell a lie. I never had 'real' sex with that woman. I don't even 'know' her. Whoever 'her' is. This is really no big deal folks, this happens to wealthy people all the time. I'm surprised that anyone is even paying attention to this at all. But in the interest of 'transparency', something that I strive to practice religiously, I will take the heat for this no nothing mistake. As for my earlier protestation of any knowledge about this small matter, I was simply sure that it had been taken care of my one of my army of minders. Just found out about this little mistake very recently, and as soon as I was made aware of it I immediately mitigated it. My bad. My mistake for trusting people who get paid big bucks to look out for me, and keep me out of trouble. I can assure you they will hear the words 'you're fired' before the sun sets in sunny Florida. Well, that should settle this go nowhere bookkeeping mistake. Now I must get busy doing great Presidential stuff as usual, so that I can win that snappy Nobel Peace Prize. It's in the bag! Obama, eat your immigrant heart out! Hey Hillary, check out my 'numbers'! Huge! Incredible! Un-heard of! Hard to believe! But "that's why I'm President and you're not"! My base still loves me no matter what crime I commit. I'm above the law! Can't be indicted! Hall pass! I'm whatcha might call 'un-touchable'!'



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