Well, there's a 'sportsman' if I ever saw one. But hold on! 'Actually', there's more than one side to every 'story'. Word in the bush is that he was simply sitting in front of his tent, minding his own business, bothering no one in particular, with his head up his arse as usual, when of a sudden here comes this deranged, rabid, pissed off mama Giraffe, charging his camp from about a mile distant.... With hooves flailing the sun baked savanna, tickbirds clinging on for dear life, nostrals flame red showering the desert with mammal snot, eyes big as tea saucers, elongated neck swaying to and fro, this wild beast charged! Closer, and closer it raced! And then, somehow, Mr.'Trophyman' sensed the danger! Yelling in pain as he plucked his clueless head from his arse he knew it was now or never. The beast was still on it's mission of 'death', chargng onward, faster, faster it ran, until at last the frantic beast hit the electrified perimeter fence of the 'hunting' preserve. Now only 'yards' away and 'fearing' for his mortal life, our great white trophy hunter saw his only chance to 'save' himself, and all of Africa, and humanity in general, from this 'deadly' monster, he casually chambered a single 700 Nitro Express, finished off a cold brew, and while the beast was still contained by the preserve fence, leveled his beast killing cannon, and at mere yards from certain 'death', according to his report to no one in particular, expertly squeezed off the shot heard 'round the world. And another mammal in serious threat of extinction, whose population now stands at a mere, and dwindling 97 thousand, having fallen 40% in the last 15 years, bites the dust, destined for a trophy wall, or more likely, simply a photo alblum of the great white hunter. ("If an erection lasts for more than four hours, immediatly go to the nearest emergency room"). If 'history' is any indicator of the future, mankind will simply continue to justify the existance of his faithful killing companion, and continue to shoot, and kill whatever fills his scope. Giraffes, Elephnats, Zebras, Humans, whatever the species that satiates the soul. 
Protect All WildLife
What senseless waste. Why kill such a gentle creature? For 'sport'?!? Please SHARE if you want a global ban on ALL trophy hunting.
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