'Baaaaad Constitution!'
'I know, I know, you probably wonder there, when I was whining about our 'checks and balances system', 'did the President, the Commander-In-Chief of America actually say, “It’s a very rough system,” “It’s an archaic system … It’s really a bad thing for the country ?” Yep, that was me alright. Terrible! Disgusting thing! And you know what? There's a lot of other things about our Constitution that are gonna be looked at in time. Why do we still need a Constitution in the first place!? Why!!? There's absolutly nothing in it that favors me! Nothing! My names not even in it! I mean, look how 'old' it is! Ancient news! Boring! I haven't actually 'read' it but my guy-pal Stevie told me that it's really disgusting, and that there's absolutly nothing in it that pertains to me, the 'greatest' President that has ever held 'office' for over a hundred days nows. Stevie tells me that every night right after tucking me in for the night. I've got a lot done to, er, I mean 'for', America already, but just sit back and try to 'imagine' what I could get 'done' if we could just get rid of this silly, non-sensical antiquated 'checks and balances' thingie that constantly ties Stevie's hands, well, and of course my hands as well. Everytime I try to do something for my dynasty I get 'checked' and 'balanced' all over the place! What's with that!? I'm the President already! I don't need not stinkin' 'checks and balances'! I'm the 'man'! The boss! Well, actually Stevie's the real 'boss', but I'm the one you 'see' all the time, so that makes Me, boss-boss. I'm a wonderful guy, great deal maker, outstanding America breaker. All America 'needs' is Me! America has been broken for so long now it's not even funny. But I know how to 'fix' it real good. All I need is the 'freedom' to do anything I want to do no matter what it 'costs' Americans in the end, and I, at Stevies able directions, will deconstruct America, re-write the Constitution so that it favors me and my 'swamp' guys, put a gun in every single Americans hands, because I 'know' they'll all come running to protect me when the Democrats try to kick me out of the White House, and maybe even get my wall built.
I want to make a real cool law that makes it illegal to 'doubt' the President. I just don't need to be 'doubted'. That hurts my tender feelings. Sad. Really bad, sad.
So, I'm calling on all my good Republican minions out there who still believe everything I say, to support me in my quest to totally re-write the Constitution so that it's more modern, and up to date, favors my 'rights' to deconstruct America, and with my name all over it. I call on all American's who have lost all common sense and any form of logic, to resist common sense and logic by surrounding me with your love and gratitude for my destroying everything 'you' hate about America. Remember, I'm only doing what you, my fellow 'Americans', voted me into 'office' for. I'm only 'thinking' of 'you'. By the way, do the white rings around my Sun Bed eyes 'really' make me look like a racoon? OK folks, Chant after me, 'down with the antiquanted U.S. Constitution, down with the Constitution, out with the 'old', in with the 'new'! Trump is the best, Trump is better than Jesus!'
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Buddy's Satirical Ramblings
'I know, I know, you probably wonder there, when I was whining about our 'checks and balances system', 'did the President, the Commander-In-Chief of America actually say, “It’s a very rough system,” “It’s an archaic system … It’s really a bad thing for the country ?” Yep, that was me alright. Terrible! Disgusting thing! And you know what? There's a lot of other things about our Constitution that are gonna be looked at in time. Why do we still need a Constitution in the first place!? Why!!? There's absolutly nothing in it that favors me! Nothing! My names not even in it! I mean, look how 'old' it is! Ancient news! Boring! I haven't actually 'read' it but my guy-pal Stevie told me that it's really disgusting, and that there's absolutly nothing in it that pertains to me, the 'greatest' President that has ever held 'office' for over a hundred days nows. Stevie tells me that every night right after tucking me in for the night. I've got a lot done to, er, I mean 'for', America already, but just sit back and try to 'imagine' what I could get 'done' if we could just get rid of this silly, non-sensical antiquated 'checks and balances' thingie that constantly ties Stevie's hands, well, and of course my hands as well. Everytime I try to do something for my dynasty I get 'checked' and 'balanced' all over the place! What's with that!? I'm the President already! I don't need not stinkin' 'checks and balances'! I'm the 'man'! The boss! Well, actually Stevie's the real 'boss', but I'm the one you 'see' all the time, so that makes Me, boss-boss. I'm a wonderful guy, great deal maker, outstanding America breaker. All America 'needs' is Me! America has been broken for so long now it's not even funny. But I know how to 'fix' it real good. All I need is the 'freedom' to do anything I want to do no matter what it 'costs' Americans in the end, and I, at Stevies able directions, will deconstruct America, re-write the Constitution so that it favors me and my 'swamp' guys, put a gun in every single Americans hands, because I 'know' they'll all come running to protect me when the Democrats try to kick me out of the White House, and maybe even get my wall built.
I want to make a real cool law that makes it illegal to 'doubt' the President. I just don't need to be 'doubted'. That hurts my tender feelings. Sad. Really bad, sad.
So, I'm calling on all my good Republican minions out there who still believe everything I say, to support me in my quest to totally re-write the Constitution so that it's more modern, and up to date, favors my 'rights' to deconstruct America, and with my name all over it. I call on all American's who have lost all common sense and any form of logic, to resist common sense and logic by surrounding me with your love and gratitude for my destroying everything 'you' hate about America. Remember, I'm only doing what you, my fellow 'Americans', voted me into 'office' for. I'm only 'thinking' of 'you'. By the way, do the white rings around my Sun Bed eyes 'really' make me look like a racoon? OK folks, Chant after me, 'down with the antiquanted U.S. Constitution, down with the Constitution, out with the 'old', in with the 'new'! Trump is the best, Trump is better than Jesus!'
;)Buddy's Satirical Ramblings
Donald Trump has blamed the US constitution for the problems he has encountered during his first 100 days in office. In an interview with Fox News to mark the milestone, the Republican called the system of checks and balances on power “archaic”. “It’s a very rough system,” he said. “It’s an archaic…
independent.co.uk
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