Monday, June 22, 2020

'Thanks For Coming Folks'

'Incredible numbers! Never seen before! More people than Lincoln could ever draw! I counted thousands and thousands, more than I could count on one hand! Unbelievable numbers! What a turnout! Thank you, thank you fellow trumpers! You really know how to make a guy 'happy'. And thank you to all of you that refused to wear that stupid mask. My pal pence was really happy because he "could look you right in the eye"! Did I mention that 'testing' is way over rated? I'm pretty 'sur...e' that 'testing' causes the virus to spread like a wildfire. Everyone, repeat after me, 'No more testing, no more testing, no more testing'! Be like 'me' folks! You can 'trust' me like there's no tomorrow! Remember, I'll only lie to you when I have to. Really! And that's the 'truth'. Honest.
Well, thanks for coming. How about a big round of applause for your 'Leader-In-Chief'....'clap, clap...'



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