Wednesday, July 31, 2019

"A Lot of Time", Really.

'Man! What a dirty, filthy job that was! I still have my banged-up hard hat and waiters staff gloves from that horrible day. Yeah, I was there alright, right on the front lines supervising my hundreds, maybe thousands, of loyal employees as we dug with practically bare hands through the rubble pulling out survivor after survivor, how many, I simply lost count. By my own stopwatch I spent a "lot of time" there. Countless, countless minutes or even more. "Many of those affected were firefighters, police officers, and other first responders. And I was down there also, but I’m not considering myself a first responder. But I was down there. I spent a lot of time down there with you," my memory is above normal and that's what I remember.
Even though I was in the middle of very important meetings with other very important people like myself, I rushed down there with my army of volunteers and got to work! Don'tcha just love volunteering for stuff like that? I sure do. But that's just Me, that's the way I was raised, 'do unto others before they do unto you'. That's my job folks!
So yeah, I was there in person. Ask anyone who 'knows' me. Look at the videos. Everyone remembers me that day. Look for the big guy in the orange hard hat. That's me alright!
"Alot of time". And you know what? All those First Responders I supervised and showed how to dig through piles of rubble really appreciate all I've done to them...errr..for them that is, and I know I can count on their vote so that I can continue "making America great again", or something like that, sorta, or whatever.
Remember folks, I spent "a lot of time" down there getting my waiters gloves really dirty. Disgusting dirt!
But this isn't about how brave and courageous I am is it? Is it??' ;)



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Tuesday, July 30, 2019

"Rat Infested", I Tell You!

'They had no idea! Nobody told them how "corrupt" and "rat infested" their city was. Big secret! Who does that!? Why do I have to come along and open their eyes to the "filth" they live in? But hey, that's my job, that's just me making "America great again", one "disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess" at a time. That's why everyone voted for me to be their voice in America. Why can't Baltimore, where ever that is, be more like the town my castle is in, you know, Washington DC. No rats or corruption in My little "swamp" town!
Not only am I 'helping' Baltimore but, “I think I’m helping myself because I’m pointing out the corruption in Baltimore,” “The White House and myself have received more phone calls from the people of Baltimore and other cities thanking me.” Oh look, here's one from a Mr.Ura Rattsas, a long time resident of Baltimore, he says; Your Royal Highness, I can't thank you enough for what you have done to my once again "great" city by telling us what we should have know all along. You are welcome to come and eat at my world renowned deli, 'The Rattsaburger Deli' anytime you are passing through, you'll love my 'special' burger!''. What a nice letter! Great guy. I hope he can vote. Love to try one of his famous 'burgers'. And here's one from a little old black lady, I can tell from the writing, 'Dear Mr. Presidente', we'd rather have rats than you as our..' Opps! Wrong letter. But really folks, honestly, we've received thousands and thousands, maybe millions by my own count, letters, phone calls, texts, voice mails, carrier pigeon, graffiti, you name it and we got it, from people just like you who agree with me. Really. Especially all the Black folks who can vote, love it when I open their eyes to stuff. And things. People of particular colors love me when I do things that affect their miserable lives. But that's just Me. That's what I do. That's my job. No president has ever done some of the things I've done. But look, this isn't about Me is it? No, it's about "rats" and "corruption", and "infested" stuff, and "rodents" that have taken over a whole city. And now that I have brought it to the attention of the whole world, my job is done. Really.'



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President Trump on Tuesday said the people of Baltimore, specifically in African-American communities, are calling and “thanking” him for exposing the “corruption” in Baltimore, amid the days-long controversy surrounding his criticisms of the city and its Democratic leadership.


Monday, July 29, 2019

'The Master of Illusion'

This is exactly what Trump, 'The Master of Illusion', wanted. He does not want an Intelligence Chief who is determined to tell the truth about Trumps BFF-FWB Putin's actual diabolical threats to America.
Trump will dive deep into his putrid, stagnant, personal "swamp" of minions, and dredge up a bottom feeder that will eat all the filthy 'crap' that Trump can feed him until he too will become so mush flotsam sinking back into the dark depths from whence he came.
It will not be difficult to find some egotistic fool willing to sell his soul to the devil himself in filling this position, a position that pre-Trump was a high water mark in the federal career path, but now is simply the low water mark of personal servitude to 'king Trump'.
This is simply the photograph in truth of Trumps dysfunctional 'leadership' which has led to an even more dysfunctional Federal Government. This is the 'government' that is supposed to be working 'for' all of America, but has instead turned its back the very citizens who elected it in the first place.
Nothing good will ever come of this dysfunctional administration as it flounders around in Trumps fetid "swamp" of fools. The longer it takes to evict Trump and his 'swamp rats' from our White House, the more infested, and rancid it will become.
Our 'President' and his administration are supposed to represent all of America's citizens, yet they simply represent themselves at America's expense. It's hard to imagine, and even harder to believe, that the Republican Party, and his photo-op minions, continues to sell their souls in order to 'follow party lines' in supporting this 'man-baby' even knowing the rascal that they 'clap, clap, clap' for.




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Dan Coats, the director of national intelligence, had warnings of Russian interference muted by the White House, a new report says.


Sunday, July 28, 2019

Yep, "Off The Face Of The Earth"

'And just like that, Poof! I could wipe Afghanistan off the map. See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!
"If we wanted to fight a war in Afghanistan and win it, I could win that war in a week. I just don’t want to kill 10 million people. Does that make sense to you? I don’t want to kill 10 million people. I have plans on Afghanistan that if I wanted to win that war, Afghanistan would be wiped off the face of the earth, it would be gone, it would be over literally in 10 days". You know how fast that is? That's like one day short of eleven days folks! Ya gotta admit, that's pretty fast! I've got really big secret bombs that even my sorry, enept generals don't know about. You see, I know more about 'playing war' than all of them combined. I have really big, humongus bombs! Nobody has bombs as big as mine! Incredable! You should see how big my secret bullets are. Maybe I'll show you. I don't know, we'll see how it goes. Maybe later.
Did I tell you about my big, big, big new top secret fighter jet the F-35, and my 'new' super bomber the B-17? Lots of 'new' stuff out there! Lot's of people want one, especially the 'bomber' one. Great plane! Has a bunch of engines on it, impossible to shoot down. Did I tell you that China makes the top secret electronic weapons and navagation boards for my very, very top secret F-35 fighter jet? That's true! I'm thinking about replacing the jet engines with gas engines for better gas milage. My huge brain is always thinking of ways to make things "great again". Oh yeah, China, that's what 'friends' are for. They promised me they wouldn't steal our secrets or screw up the electronics. They haven't, as far as I know, lied to me yet. I just gotta beleive'em. Great people. Very honest. They all love me to no ends. I'm told by people very close to me that they would all vote for me to be their president if I moved there. We'll see, we'll see. Great place for a tax free golf resort.
Hey, how am I doing folks? Am I impressive, or 'what'? Is this one crazy, 'F'd' up world, or is it just Me?'



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The president's aggressive rhetoric betrays an old-fashioned and frankly concerning perspective on war and peace.

Friday, July 26, 2019

"Racist"? Hell no I ain't!

"Racist"? Hell no I ain't! I never even go to 'races', I can't stand all that noise, and those places are always just full as can be of those loud mouthed "N+++++s" Ya'll know what I'm talking about here! But that ain't the point here. I just don't like them 'races'. Got no use for'em! And as far as them "N+++++s" are concerned, I got no use for them either. I'm one proud, southern, good ol' girl, and I live my 'Southern Heritage Pride' every day of my mind sequestered life. As for those "N+++++s" that verbally attacked me in that restaurant, how'd they get in there in the first place!? There ought to be a 'law'! I mean, right out there in public where white people were eating! They must of thought they was at the 'races' or a chicken eating contest or something! What's wrong with America nowadays? I just don't understand why more people can't be more like me!
 And sure, I used the "N-word", you know, "N+++++s" on those people, and you know what? I'm not sorry about it one whit! If I had it to do all over again, which I sure wish I could, I'd call'em "N+++++s" all over again! They are the ones that should be sorry for "making me say" it in the first place. I wouldn't have said it if they hadn't pushed me into it. I just don't go around calling 'everybody' that. I'm pretty selective about who I call "N+++++s", and anyone who really 'knows' me will tell you the same thing.
Beside, it's their own fault for being such loud mouthed "N+++++s" around white people like myself! I demand an apology from them for being so insensitive and for yelling at me for no good reason at all!
But see, that's the 'difference' between them people and us privileged white people, where if I'd done something 'wrong' I'd own up to it, but I know them "N+++++s" ain't never gonna do it. But look, this ain't about educated, enlightened, 'me' is it?
But now people are going off the deep end accusing me of liking 'races', which like I already said, I don't like 'races' because they are so loud, noisy, and dirty, so that means I'm not a 'racist', or whatever, and besides, 'races' ain't got nothing to do with what I said. So there! Now I gotta get back to ironing my sheet and hood. Now ya'll run along and pick on somebody else for a while.'  :/



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The North Carolina woman claimed she wasn't racist, despite refusing to apologize and insisting that she would use the racist slur again.


Wednesday, July 24, 2019

The 'Storm' On The Hong Kong Horizon

This is the 'thunder' that precedes the coming 'Lightning storm'.
China will not let these protests continue much longer. China cannot afford to even appear to lose Hong Kong from which it's main source of income is derived. Without the monetary resources derived from a thriving quasi 'free society', mainland China would shrivel on the vine.
The protesters have meant well, and their efforts to retain what 'freedoms' they have been 'allowed' to enjoy has not gone un-noticed by China and the world in general, is commendable, and their bravery is to be admired. However, there is nothing the rest of the world can do to protect these brave protesters from the wrath of their 'master' who has lost patience with its straying 'children'. No country, however vocal in boasting of support for the protesters, would dare step into this viper pit of looming death that China can, and no doubt will, smother the protesters with.
The world should know, and again, and again, be well warned, that this is what it's like living under the rule of ruthless Communist Dictators, and in reality it doesn't even have to be a 'Communist' rule, all it takes is a despot dictatorship, and compliant citizenship, but it certainly helps when a nation has never known true freedom, even in this year of 2019.
Remember 'Tiananmen Square'?



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China's defense ministry on Wednesday indicated that the People's Liberation Army could be deployed in Hong Kong as protests continue in the semi-autonomous city.


Monday, July 22, 2019

The 'Clock' Is Ticking

This is simply the prelude to actual military intervention. Anyone who believes that these "masked attackers" are anything less than members of the 'Police/Military State' apparatus, has another 'think' coming. China is now orchestrating 'event's that will make it 'appear' that the Hong Kong government and 'local' police has lost control of the protest situation by claiming that now all of Hong Kong society is in danger, as 'evidenced' now by 'regular citizens' banding together, attacking the 'lawless' protesters, and the necessity for military intervention has now arrived. The 'intervention clock' is ticking, and time is running out for the protesters.


 

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Dozens of people were injured at a subway station in Hong Kong on Sunday when a mob of masked assailants attacked protesters and passengers in a dramatic escalation of violence amid ongoing protests in the Chinese territory.


Sunday, July 21, 2019

Dear Mr. Sweden

'Dear Mr. Sweden,
you may have heard of me and my incredible 'fame', as I'm sure my business acuity, if not my 'presidential' abilities, no doubt precedes me. As the esteemed, and very popular President of America, where every single one of my subjects love and respect me, and as 'leader' of the free World, not to mention a bully of the highest degree, I come to you with a plea on my lips, and a prayer in my ultra 'religious' heart.
It has come to my attention by some very, .very, influential, not to mention very hot female TV stars, which I would "grab" in a heartbeat if only I could, that a dear family friend of mine by the name of Rakim Mayers, famously known as 'Asap Rocky', is being held in your prison due to some innocent, and I'm sure, forgivable (hint, hint) alleged criminal act which had it occurred here in my own kingdom would have resulted in a mere slap on his wealthy wrist. I just love that melodious 'flip-flop' music, or something like that, that he 'yaps' about. You have probably seen Mr. Rocky, and as such have no doubt 'noticed' that he is a different color than most of your own subjects. As 'everyone' knows, I love people of all colors, and Mr. Rocky represents a lot of people of color who can, and will no doubt vote for me if only I can somehow intercede on his behalf. So, my hottie wife, the First Lady, well, she's not actually my 'first' lady, if you know what I mean, but for the record certainly is the 'current' one at the moment, wants to adopt this young man who has been a lifelong family friend, as has his whole wonderful family. As you are no doubt aware, I am a multi-millionaire of incredible wealth and worldly influence. Lots of money! Tons of it! You should see my personal 'castle' in Washington, DC that my loving subjects built just for me! And then there's my spatial estate and personal golf course in Palm Beach. Oh, I could go on, and on, wowing you with my wealth and fame. But, that's just Incredible me! But this isn't about 'me', is it? No, hardly at all. It's about my future adopted son 'Asap'. So, Mr. Sweden, I would like to post my future son's bail, no matter the amount, so that he can come back to America and his new home here with my family who will love him just like we love all people of his particular color. Please call me on my personal 'business' phone at 555-555-5555 right away so that we can arrange the banking details that will suit 'your' needs for the transfer of $$$$$ to facilitate the speedy release of my little harmless 'boy'. Personally yours, His Majesty, President Trump, 'The Negotiator'.'



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Swedish Prime Minister Stefan Lofven said there isn't much he can do about the case involving the rapper whose real name is Rakim Mayers.


Friday, July 19, 2019

Finger Lickin' Good

'My fellow finger lickin', chicken lovin' citizens of the learned State of Texass, I stand here before you not just as your esteemed god fearin' governor, you know, the guy you elected to be your 'brain', because you may not possess one yourself, but also as just a regular down to earth chicken plucker, just like yourselves.
Now, I'll bet a bushel of chicken gizzards that ya'll love 'chicken-fila' just as much as I myself do. In fact, just sayin' the word 'Chicken-fila' makes... me drool like a horse eaten fresh clover! Don'tcha just love a fresh, fried up range chicken? Man! I sure do! That's a meal fit for a king I tell ya!
Now ya'll have probably heard that some airports here in my kingdom have banned our fine feathered friends from being in airports, and even from riding on airplanes! That ain't right! Chickens should be allowed to go wherever they want to go, even in a deep fat fryer if they want to. Nothin' better tastin' than a deep fat fried 'fryer'!
Well, it seems to me that our little cluckers need some sort of 'protection' from discrimination! And you know what? I'm just the kinda chicken lovin' guy to do just that very thing! Plus, I betcha that I'll be rollin' in the donation money from my BFF's the chicken growers after this little photo op.
here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make a snappy 'chicken, anti-discrimination' law that will make it impossible for anyone to discriminate in any form or fashion against our sacred , little, finger lickin', feathered friends. If they want to walk around in an airport, a mall, drive a car, buy a gun, or hang out in my mansion, or just walk down the street peckin' away with their little peckers, then their little peckers are now free to do as they please. They can even volunteer to appear on my dinner plate in the form of a yummy 'chick-fila' if they want to.
Now lets all hold our sugar filled soft drink cups way up high, and give praise to the 'man' who has made all this possible. No, not That guy! I'm talkin' about 'Me'!'




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Thursday, July 18, 2019

Oooooo, Those 'Terrible BC's

Cat crap! BC's are no more a problem than any other canine bred as a 'working dog'. A BC, like any other canine, needs proper training, exercise, and mental stimulation which will prevent poor behavior issues. They don't even necessarily need to be 'sheep' herders in order to be good dogs, nor do they absolutely 'need' acres of land to romp about on in order to be happy. They do need mental stimulation, and close attention, and good training from puppy age onward or they can drive the un-initiated owner bat-crap crazy. It comes with the territory. If anyone needs "therapy" it would most likely be the 'owners'.
This 'news' article seems to paint all BC's with the same broad "bad behavior" brush, and they even had to go all the way back to the "70's" to try and prove it. "To anyone who remembers Blue Peter’s over-excitable dog Sheep in the 1970s, it’ll come as no huge surprise...etc.". One excitable BC does not a 'herd' make. Our 2 BC's, Male and Female, are pretty smart dogs, sometimes smarter than we their simple minded owners, and they have us well trained to understand BC language, and they let us know when we are failing that. They don't herd sheep or our horses but they show no mercy to tennis balls, and anything that moves faster than a slug! They are inside/outside dogs, they don't chew furniture or destroy the house. Not unlike human children, it's how they are treated, trained, and loved, and when outside, a human supervisor should be with them. You get back what you put in.
I can't speak for the other four breeds but they are kinda cute even if they aren't BC's.



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The 'Disavower' In Action

Bull Crap! Watch the friggin' video as they were doing their pathetic little racist chant while he smiles with his lying lips! Does it look even remotely possible that Trump, 'The Inciter', is busy 'disavowing' the 'chant' that he, himself invented? The 'Serial-Liar-In-Chief' is simply doing what he does best, distracting, and dividing. We have a 'naked' king, quite un-worthy of the 'throne'.


 

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But as the crowd chanted at his re-election rally in North Carolina, President Trump looked around and seemed to bask in the enthusiastic refrain.


Wednesday, July 17, 2019

To Tell The Truth...Orrrr..Not

This, is America's totally un-presidential, President, the very person that should be the banner-boy of truthfulness.
Yet, he cannot refrain from lying multiple time a day, always falling back on his never to be forgotten quip when asked if he always tells the truth; "Well, I try. I do try … and I always want to tell the truth," "When I can, I tell the truth. And sometimes it turns out to be where something happens that's different or there's a change, but I always like to be truthful."
This, our 'leader', Trump, 'The serial Liar'. A sad, lonely, little man-baby.

 

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President Donald Trump uttered a rapid series of false claims, at least 13 in…


I Know Where I'm From, Where Are You From

Kellyanne Conway is the epitome of the vile trash that Trump, 'The Dredger', dredged up from the bowels of his 'new "swamp"'. Pitiful little woman.

 
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The counselor to the president also said she disagrees with her husband’s op-ed calling Trump “a racist president.”