'Manly Man'

'Dear 'almost lover boy' Donnie T.,'The Nation Deconstructor', I send you great pics of my massive pecs and manly physique. See how I flex my hard abs and bicep for you in picture holding giant bass fish I catch by hand while swim in private lake. You wish you could be here to enjoy fresh air and no lying media hounds asking questions you can not answer. Should have listened to me. But I see you are on right track to finally control dispicable slandering reporters. You must... arrest a few, set example for many. You must crush scum! Make laws to control them. Turn stupid American public against them. Make media hate you, then they will love you when you give them 'news snacks'. Give them little crumbs of lies to believe, wear them down, and out. Then they starve to death. Soon they no show at White House and leave my almost BFF alone, and we can be FWB's again. ;) Without disgusting media you soon control minds of all ignorant Americans.
Sorry that we cannot vacation together, you see big fun I have. I see that you are on golf vacation. Girlie game. You should do 'manly' things. Stop being a man-child, and become man like me, your hero dictator. Learn to fish with bare hands, swim under water, ride wild horse, get suntan like mine, capture helpless countries. I can swim under water all across my lake one breath, and catch huge fish on the way, and eat it on way back. I am 'manly', you are 'girlie'. How sad you must feel. "Sad, so sad".' Invitation for 'exile' still open for you here. Call me on secret phone. Love always, or until I don't, Vlad, 'The Nation Builder.' ;)


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