'Look deeeeep into my holier than thou 'Trump Spiritual Adviser' eyes, deeper, deeper, deep into my Jesus laden soul, think of nothing else but my droning voice, deeper yet..., your mind is now controlled by invisible 'Trum-Pet' evangelical spirits, you will do as I command, just as I do at His own command. Thou shalt not take thy Presidents, the current one, but quite alright to slam the 'last' one, name in vain, nor shall thee cast libelous, slanderous, or blasphemous 'stones' at his sacred 'golden' image, nor shall thee be in his presence without taking a proper 'knee', nor shall thee while in his most eminent godly presence fail to clap, until they bleed, thy underserving hands at his every uttered holy word, for his word is the very word of our god who sent him here to save this ungodly America, and the rest of the world if he has time left over. You will, each and every one of you, run right down to your local Trump designated church where you will be righteously converted to America's new 'religion', "Republicanism', after which you will go forth with wild abandon all across this heathen land, laying holy hands on the un-believers, the "Fake news" reporters, the liars, the Atheists, the, well, you get the idea here, just get out there and save their sorry souls, and make little 'Trum-Pets' out of'em. I will now count to..ah, lets say 'three', and I will release your from my stick-tight grip. You will remember nothing, and as a true follower of 'Republicanism' your brain will be void of all logical thoughts, you will be unable to make sound decisions on your own and only at the direction of your golden idol, no longer will you care about the welfare of the un-believers, you will care nothing about the Earths Environment, you will be a human lemming un-afraid of 'cliffs' no matter where your golden idol leads you. One..two...three! Go now, there's damage to be done. Good luck, and 'gods speed', however 'fast' that is.' 
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