Friday, August 11, 2017

I Almost Promise

'Believe me, from now on I almost 'promise' to hardly ever, seldom if never, probably, If I can help it, with almost 'certainty', sorta, never, ever, tell the truth, errr, I mean a 'lie', ever again. And I'm not lying 'this' time, like I did the 'last' time. Which means that I'm telling the 'truth' as far as I know it 'this' time. Remember, I'm the only person you can 'trust'. I'm it. If 'trust worthy' ever had a face, mine is it. I'm the 'poster boy' of 'truthfulness'. I have 'never' told a lie, and I'm not gonna start now. Never. Ever. Really. Honestly. See how I purse my lips? That means the 'truth' is gettin' ready to flow. Really. No, really. Really'.

 

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