' Man, what a 'friend' I have in my new BFF 'Putty'. He said I can call him by his nickname 'Putty', he's my 'Putty' buddy, that's just how 'close' we are! I told him that He can call Me by My nickname 'Rump'. Now, what I want to Know is why all these stupid reporters, especially those dumb Women reporters are always picking on 'Putty'? I tell ya, they better knock it off! And I mean it! If you pick on Him, it's the same as picking on Me. Don't do it! Just don't do it I tell you! I hate to say it but these Jingo reporters are gonna learn a sad lesson when I'm President! I wont stand for it! They're up to something! You know what they're accusing 'Putty' of doing? You want to know? It's Horrible what they're saying! Stupid! Just plain stupid! They said he killed some stupid reporters over there in Russia. WTF!? Why in the world would he do That? I mean, hey, even if he Did, and I know he Didn't, how wrong is it to knock off a reporter in the first place. Hey, I've thought about doin' it myself! I got a long list of'em, mostly those stinking Women reporters that I wouldn't miss! I tell you they are a bunch of mean people. They ask stupid questions, and then try to get me to give them a reasonable answer. Can you Imagine That? What gall! Who do they think they are anyhow? I'm gonna send them all to Russia, see how they like That! But you know what, I 'know' 'Putty' pretty darn good, he's a nice guy, a nice guy, he likes Everyone, especially me, he Said so. I'm gonna teach him how to play golf. I'll let him 'win' a few rounds, that's what you do with your BFF's. But he didn't kill Anyone, and he wouldn't Let anyone that works for him hurt a fly. When I look into his eyes you know what I see? I see Me! And I'm not just talking about my reflection in his eyeballs either. We're a lot alike! He told me that if I show Him how to play golf, He'd show Me how to play President. I can hardly wait to be a real 'politician', just like 'Putty'! That's what BFF's Do! He helps a Lot of people! Right now he's helping his good friend, hey, not as good as Me though, over there somewhere...someplace that has a lot of Oil that people are stealing. What mean people would do That? 'Putty' said he's gonna catch those thieves and make them do some sort of community service. What a nice guy he is! He said that he also helped a whole Country, someplace called Ukran, or Ucanrain or something like that, saved it from itself he did. His Army actually 'volunteered' to go on their own humanitarian mission to do it. He said he can help me save America too! He really likes our Country. He asked me if I'd let him park a few of his personal ships down at Cape Canaveral, man he has One that's just Huge, he parks a Bunch of airplanes on it. Yep, that's cool with Me. What a swell guy! I am Too! 'Rump' n 'Putty', that has a nice sound to it. That's what BFF's do.' :/ :/
Trump: No proof Putin killed journalists
- Donald Trump really does like Russian President Vladimir Putin
- The Republican presidential front-runner on Sunday defended continued to cozy up to Putin
Washington (CNN)Donald Trump really does like Russian President Vladimir Putin.
The Republican presidential front-runner on Sunday defended continued to cozy up to Putin, defending him against well-documented claims that the Russian leader has ordered the killings of journalists in his country.
Trump called reporters' killings "horrible" on ABC's "This Week" Sunday. But he noted that Putin hasn't admitted any role in their deaths.
"He's always denied it. It's never been proven that he's killed anybody," Trump said. "So, you know, you're supposed to be innocent until proven guilty, at least in our country. It has not been proven that he's killed reporters."
He added: "Now, I think it would be despicable if that took place, but I haven't seen any evidence that he's killed anybody in terms of reporters."
Trump's defense of Putin comes after Putin called Trump "bright and talented" and "the absolute leader of the presidential race" -- praise Trump embraced as a "great honor."
On Friday, Trump had equated Putin's killings with the United States, saying on MSNBC that "our country does plenty of killing also."
That comment was enough to draw a rebuke from Mitt Romney, the 2012 GOP presidential nominee, who tweeted: "Important distinction: thug Putin kills journalists and opponents; our presidents kill terrorists and enemy combatants."
Still, Trump has stuck with Putin -- who, like Trump, was also interviewed on the episode of CBS' "60 Minutes" that drew the program's highest-ever ratings this fall.
"He is a strong leader. What am I going to say, he's a weak leader? He's making mincemeat out of our president," Trump said Sunday.
"I didn't say anything one way or the other. He came out with a very nice statement about me, and I said, 'That's very nice, I'm honored by it,'" Trump said.
He added: "I think it would be a positive thing if Russia and the United States actually got along."
He backed Russia's role in the Iran nuclear deal, saying it makes sense Putin would want closer ties to Tehran now that the United States has agreed to loosen economic sanctions on the country -- freeing up more money to purchase missiles.
"Russia is making a lot of money with the deal, because they're selling missiles and other military armaments to Iran and they're making a fortune on it, because they're smart," Trump said.
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