Good Lord Almighty! Say it ain't So! But there it Is, proof in the pudding! I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes! For more years than I can count on all my fingers and toes I've secretly believed that folks who lived 800 years ago just Had to be able to 'communicate' with one another with More than just simple Grunts. I mean, Come On already, if you live Miles away from someone, and you wanted to Grunt with them like Right Now, how else are you gonna do it but with a good ol' Clay 'cellphone'? No, really! I'm not trying to be Funny here folks! This is serious stuff, and not a little ground breaking to boot. I mean, just Look at that thing! They were waaaay ahead of their 'time' with this baby. Now, I'm no certified 'cellphone' expert, but I Do have one, and have figured out at least three features of it that I'm just about able to use so I guess that makes me as knowlegable as anyone else. But just by Looking at This one here I can plainly see that it has 'keys' of some sort, and where there should be a 'screen'...well..I'm not too sure but it's probably a Screen after all, and looks like a message of sorts. I just happen to be able to read 'cuneiform' and will translate the message later for my readers. Folks, This is the Real Deal here! Make no mistake about it! Here's how this high tech baby works. First, of course, you have to know someone, somewhere, that you want to 'communicate' with at distance, other wise you'd just trapes next door and say 'Hi Neighbor!' So First you'd just go down to your local 'Clay' cellphone cave and pick up a Blank phone. You pick the lingo you want to use, hopefully one that the person that recieves your message can read. Then you go back to your own cave, set the phone up to link it with the handy dandy Stylus that came with it. Then you get busy scribing your message onto the 'Screen', in This case they used the international 'Cuneiform' style. Heck, we All learned that one in School! After completing your message you would have to exit your cave as there would be absolutly No 'reception' in There. Then align yourself in the direction of your intended 'reciever'. Hold the 'phone' high overhead, and with the mightiest of slings toss it as Far as you can. Then run to where it landed, and toss it again, then run to where it landed, and toss it again, and so on, and on, and on untill it reaches the cave of the intended reviever where you would simply pick it up, yell RinnngRinnngRinnnnng, and hand it to your friend who would simply say 'well hello, if I'd known you were gonna 'call' I'd a cooked a Mammoth!' Oh, and the 'translation' of the 'message' on the 'screen'? It clearly says, and I'm surprised that Anyone would read it any differently is thus; 'To Any and All who reads this bogus '800 year old cellphone' article posted by Huffington Post, and actually Believes it's True, I have some slightly used submarine Screen Doors for sale, and they could be Yours, cash money! ;);)
Conspiracy Theorists Say 800-Year-Old Phone Is Proof Of Alien Presence On Earth
Claims that archeologists have uncovered what appears to be an 800-year-old mobile phone have driven conspiracy theorists to new heights.
Archeologists discovered the object in Austria, and it’s believed to be a clay model of a cell phone, Express reports. The keys of the model have cuneiform symbols carved into them.
The lack of information surrounding the strange object has led many people to call the phone-like discovery a hoax.
Despite such claims, some UFO hunters have suggested the object is evidence that aliens were once on Earth. Others have suggested the phone-like device proves time travel exists.
According to YouTube channel Paranormal Crucible, the object has a Sumerian-type writing style, which has been observed in various artifacts dating back to around 3,500BC.
“This type of writing is typically found in modern-day Iran or Iraq,” conspiracy website tothedeathmedia.com reported, according to Express
“It is evident from this cell phone like device that someone with advanced knowledge of the future created it,” Scott Waring, editor of UFO Sightings Daily, stated.
Archeologists discovered the object in Austria, and it’s believed to be a clay model of a cell phone, Express reports. The keys of the model have cuneiform symbols carved into them.
The lack of information surrounding the strange object has led many people to call the phone-like discovery a hoax.
Despite such claims, some UFO hunters have suggested the object is evidence that aliens were once on Earth. Others have suggested the phone-like device proves time travel exists.
“This type of writing is typically found in modern-day Iran or Iraq,” conspiracy website tothedeathmedia.com reported, according to Express
“It is evident from this cell phone like device that someone with advanced knowledge of the future created it,” Scott Waring, editor of UFO Sightings Daily, stated.
Sources: The Huffington Post, Express / Photo credit: The Huffington Post
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