Huckabee V Homosexual 'Rainbow Chips'

'May the Saints have mercy, and save us All! Have you Seen what Frito-Lay has done to my Favorite Chips!!? For crying out loud people, What Were They THINKING??
How Dare they turn these yummy finger lickin chips Gay!! Who in the world is gonna want to Eat these things Now? They might as well call them 'Closet Chips' now! Rainbow my Butt! Chips are supposed to be...welll...'Chip' Coloured, not homosexual coloured! These things are Not gonna sell, I'm promising you That right now, or my names not Mike Huckabee. Nobody in their 'straight' mind is gonna walk up to the sales counter with an Armfull of Gay Chips! 'Will that be All Sir, how about some condomes for your 'friends'?' If Jesus finds out about this there's gonna be hell to pay! And unless Frito Lay pulls these anti Christian chips off the market, I'll be the first to tell him! I'm calling on all good Christians to stop buying these sin filled homo chips, and to stop drinking Pepsi Cola, and anything else they make until they stop selling these vulgar homosexual-themed chips. Goodness only knows what they Taste like! I can assure you that I, myself have Not tried one, and I'm not going to. I've already called the Pope and he assures me that None of his priests will be eating these things, and there will be No sales of them in the Vatican. Good Lord, if they get away with This, what's Next? What'll they do to Hot Dogs, and Banana's, and...who knows what else! Are they gonna come out in Homosexual Rainbow Colours?? Stop it Frito Lay! You're killing my favorite foods! If Jesus meant for food to be Gay, he would have already made it in different colours! I won't let you get away with This! You bunch of meanies you! I'm not just running for President of this here Christian based USA, but I am also sent here by God to be His spokesperson...that's right, you heard me correctly, God sent me here to speak for Him, and clean up America by cleansing our Government of all heathon non-believers and installing Gods Laws, and throwing out these silly sinful 'Constitutional' laws that suck the life out of our churches rights to do anything we dam well please. And I'm also gonna institute an arm of our new Christian Government called the 'Food Police'. Coloured Food will be banned! You Sinners better look out! And that means You sinners at Frito Lay. Repent! It's not too late! I want my Chips back doggone it all!  :/ :/  BuddyBlack

 

 

Huckabee Rips Frito-Lay for 'Doritos Rainbows' Promotion

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By Joe Schaeffer | Monday, 28 Sep 2015 05:17 PM

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    Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has sent a scathing letter to Frito-Lay over the snack food giant's release of homosexual-themed "Doritos Rainbows."

In a letter, he told the company, "If [this promotion] does represent the corporate values of Frito-Lay, then the Christian community needs to be made aware that Frito-Lay has decided to not seek their business."

A copy of Huckabee's letter was obtained by the website WND.

In the letter, Huckabee implores the company to examine the person it was partnering with in the promotion. The gay-themed Doritos were made in support of the "It Gets Better" organization, founded by controversial gay rights activist Dan Savage with the aim of helping to prevent homosexual teen suicide.

Frito-Lay is owned by PepsiCo., makers of Pepsi Cola.

Savage is known for unleashing a slew of vulgar and angry diatribes at Christians and conservative Republicans throughout the years.

"I hope that you will do some honest vetting about Dan Savage and his very hateful and vulgar comments toward Christians and his calls for violence and injury to people he disagrees with," Huckabee writes in the letter, WND reports. "It is beyond me to understand how a responsible corporation would think that partnering with someone who spews the vicious vitriol that Savage does would be worthy of your corporate contributions."

In a 2012 column for WND, Matt Barber writes that, "Savage told the Daily Pennsylvanian in 2006 that Carl Romanelli, a U.S. senate candidate he didn't like, 'should be dragged behind a pickup truck until there's nothing left but the rope…..'
 "He also once said on HBO that he "wished all Republicans were f–king dead."

Savage has also been in the news lately with the revelation that ABC is airing a sitcom produced by him and supposedly based on his upbringing.   

"'The O'Neals are your typical Irish Catholic family,' the voiceover begins. Which of course means the daughter pockets what she collects for church charities, Mom and Dad are divorcing, the family priest's vow of poverty doesn't apply to his Lexus, and the main character, a teenage son, is gay and struggling to come out of the closet."

The group One Million Moms also lashed out at Frito-Lay for joining up with Savage, writing in a post on its website that "[n]ot only is Frito-Lay promoting homosexuality among teens, but it is backing the agenda of one of the most anti-Christian bullies in America. 
"Frito-Lay knows very well that by doing so, it is condoning open hatred and animosity towards people of faith, especially Christians. By making 'Dorito Rainbows,' the company is showing its true colors."