'What the 'F' is everybody whining about?? These stupid refs got it all wrong! Who do they Think they Are pickin' on, Me, a football legend. Welll...Nearly one anyway. That video clip, which was obviously probably 'doctored' does not show everything that occured out on that field! Videos lie all the time, and as you can see from all this 'Nothin' event', this just proves the point. I'm gonna tell you my side of the 'event'; You see, I was playing a friendly game of football when all of a sudden I see the helmet somehow fly off the head of my best BFF on the other team. Concerned about his safety, and as you all Know it can be pretty dangerous out on that crazy field during a Professional football game, and seeing that other players were about to crash on top of my BFF, I flew into action like some sort of Caped Hero, don't ask me how I did it because it's still a mystry even to Me, and I threw myself between my BFF and those other gigantic , and reckless players who had absolutly No regard for my Bff's well being. Quickly analyzing the precarious situation my BFF was in, I developed a life saving plan. While my massive body, and impressive self, was now in a position to safeguard my BFF, I attempted to stuff his head Back into his helmet. It is of course unfortunant that the 'opening' of his helmet was facing the wrong direction, but in my haste to Save him from enevitable brain injury, I of course did not realize this 'fact' until After the fact. Now, if you will watch the video clip, you can plainly See that I had gently clasped my BFF's head in my hands while even More gently attempting to place it Back In his helmet. This 'non incident' has been blown completly out of proportion by people who are obviously jealous of my obvious talents, and of course of my 'life saving' skills. I Will be vindicated of this silly little misunderstanding and life will go on, and I Do hope that my BFF's headache gets better sOOn. Did I mention that I'm having lunch with my Other BFF and hero Tom Brady. Did you see how He slicked right out of that deflated football misunderstanding? My motto is 'Watch and Learn'. :/ :/
Pacman Jones slammed Amari Cooper's head into a helmet
Adam "Pacman" Jones, who has had his fair share of trouble while in the NFL, once again found himself in the middle of an ugly situation during the Bengals' game against the Oakland Raiders.
Midway through the second quarter the Raiders broke a long run. Near the end of the play, Raiders standout rookie wide receiver Amari Cooper was blocking Jones when things turned ugly. After slamming Cooper to the ground, Jones ripped Cooper's helmet off and then slammed his head into the helmet as it laid on the ground.
Amazingly, Jones was not ejected even though three officials were standing right there. On top of that, the penalty was offset by a pair of penalties against the Raiders and the play was ruled a do-over without Jones or his team being punished at all. However, considering his history, it is doubtful he will get the same leniency when the video is reviewed by the NFL.
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