' OMG, I said OMG!! Whaaaaat is the Big Deal here?? I mean Come On People, Stop it already! Gawd, now I know how Jesus felt! Talk about persecution! All I did, and not unlike I usually Doooo, was to buy a little 'powder' for my wonderful daughters Nose! These stupid cops are like retarded nose pickers, they just keep on picking on me, and you know that sOOner or later they're gonna get Lu...cky and catch me with a bugger or Something and try and make me lOOk like Duh! I mean, come onnnn...It's not like I ran over a puppy or somethin'! Welll...alright... I Have done That one before, and Who hasn't, but there's No video of it so that means it Really didn't happen...right? After all, all I bought was Six Little Grams of that yummy stuff! Six grams People! Geez! That's not even enough to fill One Nose for cryin' out loud! One little snort, and it's Gone baby! Gone! And, I was gonna make absolutly certain that my daughter who I love and care for more than Anything on Earth, was gonna use every bit of it for herself, and not share it with Anyone Else at her party. You know how it Is at those private coke parties, give somebody one little 'hit' and next thing you know they're buzzing around you like flys on dog pOOp. This is the best way to really bond with your children ya know. When you buy them some really Good clean drugs from reputable dealers, not some scum bag street pusher, your kids will know just how much ya love'em! It's called respect! I'm glad that Judge let me off easy Again. Dumba##! Fooled the stupid right outta Him I did! He didn't even Blink when he found out about all those Other drug arrests I've had. I promised him I'd be a gOOd girl, and he said, Yes, I bet you Are! Hook, line, and sinker I tell ya! Yeah, and I take 'care' of my 'granny' and that Other kid of mine just about as well as I do 'birthday' girl. I lOOk forward to doing 'Community Service' because I plan on 'servicing' a Lot down at the local drug 'rehab' center. I know All the dealers down There! By the waaaay...who made these silly 'drug possession' laws in the First place? Oppps..daughters got a nosebleed, gotta run now,call me if ya have any gOOd 'blow'!' :/ :/ BuddyBlack
Mom Who Bought Cocaine For Daughter's 18th Birthday Present Stays Out Of Jail
A British mother who bought $460 worth of cocaine for her daughter's 18th birthday has avoided jail for now.
In January, police raided 37-year-old Nicola Austen's home in Kent, England, where a drug-sniffing dog found nearly 6 grams of cocaine stashed in the woman's bedroom window, reports Softpedia.
In court, Austen admitted to possessing the cocaine and explained that she had bought it as a birthday gift for her daughter, in the hopes that it would help the two bond and enjoy their special night.
"They were going to London in a limousine, and she wanted to ensure they had a good time," prosecutor Craig Evans said.
The judge believed Austen when she said that she did not plan to distribute the drugs more widely. He gave the mother of three a sentence of nine months in jail, suspended for a year. She must also complete 250 hours of unpaid work.
"That is meant to be an onerous requirement which, no doubt, you will find difficulty in fulfilling," the judge said, according to the Daily Mail.
Defense attorney Danny Moore told the court that if they jailed Austen, there would be a negative effect on her 14-year-old son and her elderly grandmother, both of whom she cares for.
"It is to her great shame she finds herself in court," Moore added. "She appeared to have left this sort of thing behind."
The partying mom, who showed up to court with a packed bag, has six previous convictions, including some for drug possession.
Austen, who lives with her husband, son and daughter, as well as her daughter's partner and son, is tired of all the negative attention she has received from this case.
"It’s all been blown out of proportion," she said. "I’ve had enough. It isn’t exactly the scoop of the century, is it? It was a party."
In January, police raided 37-year-old Nicola Austen's home in Kent, England, where a drug-sniffing dog found nearly 6 grams of cocaine stashed in the woman's bedroom window, reports Softpedia.
In court, Austen admitted to possessing the cocaine and explained that she had bought it as a birthday gift for her daughter, in the hopes that it would help the two bond and enjoy their special night.
"They were going to London in a limousine, and she wanted to ensure they had a good time," prosecutor Craig Evans said.
"That is meant to be an onerous requirement which, no doubt, you will find difficulty in fulfilling," the judge said, according to the Daily Mail.
Defense attorney Danny Moore told the court that if they jailed Austen, there would be a negative effect on her 14-year-old son and her elderly grandmother, both of whom she cares for.
"It is to her great shame she finds herself in court," Moore added. "She appeared to have left this sort of thing behind."
The partying mom, who showed up to court with a packed bag, has six previous convictions, including some for drug possession.
Austen, who lives with her husband, son and daughter, as well as her daughter's partner and son, is tired of all the negative attention she has received from this case.
"It’s all been blown out of proportion," she said. "I’ve had enough. It isn’t exactly the scoop of the century, is it? It was a party."
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