Super Duper (almost) 'Hero'
' You heard me! I would have! I would! "Without a weapon" no less. But that's just Me. Quiet, and Presidentially unassuming. I'da got both my left feet going, busted down that steel door with my bare head, grabbed that sorry lunatic, turned him inside out with my surgical gloved hands, mopped the floor with his butt, tied him in a human knot, tossed him out a window, and then just left the area so's I don't call attention to my heroic self. Let that Hispanic janitor clean up the mess like they do at my Mar-A-lago. But that's just me. That's why I'm President, and no one else is. I have the 'right stuff'. 'She' doesn't. But look, this isn't about me. But Yeah, that's what I would have done alright.....If I'd been there that is. That is, If I hadn't been sequestered safely away in my padded private closet, playing with my little 'tweeter' that is. Just think, I was almost a regular 'hero', instead of a super-duper Presidential 'hero' that's busy making "America great again". Can't be everywhere. Hey, what a huge crowd here tonight! Wow! I can't even count that high. Huge numbers! Is it just 'me', or am I great or what. How proud everyone must be to be in my presence. Hey! You in the back of the room on the phone, don't make me break bad on you!'
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' You heard me! I would have! I would! "Without a weapon" no less. But that's just Me. Quiet, and Presidentially unassuming. I'da got both my left feet going, busted down that steel door with my bare head, grabbed that sorry lunatic, turned him inside out with my surgical gloved hands, mopped the floor with his butt, tied him in a human knot, tossed him out a window, and then just left the area so's I don't call attention to my heroic self. Let that Hispanic janitor clean up the mess like they do at my Mar-A-lago. But that's just me. That's why I'm President, and no one else is. I have the 'right stuff'. 'She' doesn't. But look, this isn't about me. But Yeah, that's what I would have done alright.....If I'd been there that is. That is, If I hadn't been sequestered safely away in my padded private closet, playing with my little 'tweeter' that is. Just think, I was almost a regular 'hero', instead of a super-duper Presidential 'hero' that's busy making "America great again". Can't be everywhere. Hey, what a huge crowd here tonight! Wow! I can't even count that high. Huge numbers! Is it just 'me', or am I great or what. How proud everyone must be to be in my presence. Hey! You in the back of the room on the phone, don't make me break bad on you!'
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