Well, he could have just used the latest killing machine, the 'Laser Lobber', a weapon of even greater Mass destruction effects. Able to accuretly 'lob' laser blobs up to 600 yards with a killing radius of 100 yards, he would have been in and out in less than five minutes with none the wiser. The formerly crowded field of humanity would be just an empty lot, no mess, no fuss. Firearms are so primative, and antiquated, and the 'noise'! Why even bother with all those barely effective 'bullets'!? Why take the chance of leaving all those still living, yet wounded, and suffering humans behind? Compassion is a 'must' in the game of murder! Look for the latest killing machine, 'The Laser Lobber', coming to your local 'Man Killing' outlet near you. None of those silly ineffective 'background' checks, no permit needed, bad credit, no credit, no problem. All you need is a recordable heartbeat! Are you a serious mental case, no problem, just sign the, 'For Farm and Agriculture Use' form, and you're on your way to the national 'headlines'. Be the first on your block to vaporize a noisy crowd! Hurry, while supplies last, buy now get one free! 
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