'Just Shut Up Already!'
'Just Shut Up already! Shut your mostly yankee mouths Shut about my super duper hero of the moment, my FWB President Trump. You ignorant retailers have no right to even Think about him. No right at all! You are hurting his feelings! How do you expect him to do his job as 'well' as he's doing it if you keep talking about him? And Now look what you've done! His poor daughter will have to find some other means of support because you have taken her wonderful line of clothing and jewelery off your shelves! Why are you Doing that? Do you think that's Nice? "If the company feels like they can hurt the daughter of a President by doing something like this, that's mean". "It's a shame you couldn't keep your mouths shut about our President". This is America, you can't say things about him like that. We have 'laws' here! Stop it already! I'm serious about this! Speaking of 'laws', there's a stupid 'deer Crossing' sign near my very expensive house which cause cars to slow down all the time. I called my state senator and told him to Move that crossing some place Else! Some times you have to just stand up and be 'Seen'. Sorta like I'm doing Here. Just 'look' at me will ya! My girlfriends are gonna be So invious of me. Anyway, I spend lots, and lots of money at these stores that have dropped the Trump brand! I can't stand it anymore! I already took my Penny's card back. And my Target card. And my Sears card. And my Payless card. And my Dollar Store card. And my 7-11 card. I even tried to give my Social Security card back! I'm just about Out of my best cards already! Pretty soon I'll have to start using cash! Disgusting thought! I can't stand Touching that filthy stuff, there's no telling Where its been! But if I have to, I will. Then those stores will be sorry! Imagine what would happen if Everyone started using Cash instead of plastic! I don't even want to Think about it! But as you can 'tell' from my story, I've got it, and if you've got it, Flaunt it! Now, just go and Shut Up!'
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'Just Shut Up already! Shut your mostly yankee mouths Shut about my super duper hero of the moment, my FWB President Trump. You ignorant retailers have no right to even Think about him. No right at all! You are hurting his feelings! How do you expect him to do his job as 'well' as he's doing it if you keep talking about him? And Now look what you've done! His poor daughter will have to find some other means of support because you have taken her wonderful line of clothing and jewelery off your shelves! Why are you Doing that? Do you think that's Nice? "If the company feels like they can hurt the daughter of a President by doing something like this, that's mean". "It's a shame you couldn't keep your mouths shut about our President". This is America, you can't say things about him like that. We have 'laws' here! Stop it already! I'm serious about this! Speaking of 'laws', there's a stupid 'deer Crossing' sign near my very expensive house which cause cars to slow down all the time. I called my state senator and told him to Move that crossing some place Else! Some times you have to just stand up and be 'Seen'. Sorta like I'm doing Here. Just 'look' at me will ya! My girlfriends are gonna be So invious of me. Anyway, I spend lots, and lots of money at these stores that have dropped the Trump brand! I can't stand it anymore! I already took my Penny's card back. And my Target card. And my Sears card. And my Payless card. And my Dollar Store card. And my 7-11 card. I even tried to give my Social Security card back! I'm just about Out of my best cards already! Pretty soon I'll have to start using cash! Disgusting thought! I can't stand Touching that filthy stuff, there's no telling Where its been! But if I have to, I will. Then those stores will be sorry! Imagine what would happen if Everyone started using Cash instead of plastic! I don't even want to Think about it! But as you can 'tell' from my story, I've got it, and if you've got it, Flaunt it! Now, just go and Shut Up!'
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Inside America’s partisan shopping wars.
washingtonpost.com|By Abha Bhattarai
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