Trust Me'
'You won't see this in Any news media reports so it's up to Me, your Presidential "Fake News", "Enemy of the people" basher to tell You the 'truth' as only I 'know' it, as told to me by my 'trusty' side kicks, Stevie, and my gal Kellya.
It goes like This; No one has Ever 'seen' so many 'Trum-Pet' faithfuls lined up butt to belly waiting for the incredible chance to hob-knob' with their wonderful ...'leader'! Un-believable! Astounding numbers! Great people. I Personally counted 2 Million minions myself! Could'a been even More! Smart people. 'Intellectuals'. Legal voters! You should'a seen'em! Six Blocks worth of'em! Six Blocks! City blocks! Peaceful. No fights. Nice family people. Love'em. They love Me. Three Million of'em! Hugged every one of'em! They all bought one of my ball caps. Twenty-four bucks each! Made a killing! This 'job' is a Money Maker! My brand is Hot! Gotta line up some More of these little chit-chat events.
Well, gotta run, bunch of bible thumpers want to kiss my ring, and the Pope wants to wash my feet. People Love to love me. No one gets 'numbers' like me. My approval stats are like 65% and climbing! Un-believable! Un-believable! Did I mention that I won the Popular Vote? Remember, the "Fake News" media is Your enemy! They Lie all the time. Don't trust them! You can 'trust' Me to tell you the 'truth" all the time. 'Trust' me. Really. No kidding this time.' ;)
It goes like This; No one has Ever 'seen' so many 'Trum-Pet' faithfuls lined up butt to belly waiting for the incredible chance to hob-knob' with their wonderful ...'leader'! Un-believable! Astounding numbers! Great people. I Personally counted 2 Million minions myself! Could'a been even More! Smart people. 'Intellectuals'. Legal voters! You should'a seen'em! Six Blocks worth of'em! Six Blocks! City blocks! Peaceful. No fights. Nice family people. Love'em. They love Me. Three Million of'em! Hugged every one of'em! They all bought one of my ball caps. Twenty-four bucks each! Made a killing! This 'job' is a Money Maker! My brand is Hot! Gotta line up some More of these little chit-chat events.
Well, gotta run, bunch of bible thumpers want to kiss my ring, and the Pope wants to wash my feet. People Love to love me. No one gets 'numbers' like me. My approval stats are like 65% and climbing! Un-believable! Un-believable! Did I mention that I won the Popular Vote? Remember, the "Fake News" media is Your enemy! They Lie all the time. Don't trust them! You can 'trust' Me to tell you the 'truth" all the time. 'Trust' me. Really. No kidding this time.' ;)
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