Thursday, February 16, 2017

'No Kidding, I'm Not Kidding!'

'No Kidding, I'm Not Kidding!'

'Look folks, I'm not kidding about this! When I say I "inherited a mess", that's exactly what I mean. A "mess"! Disgusting mess! The whole White House was a terrible "mess"! The Oval Office was a "mess"! Disgusting trash all over the floor, dirty desk top, greasy phone! The bathrooms had common white porcelain toilets! Not even 'gold plated' like mine in my 'Towers'. What's With That!? And the Kitchen!! Filthy "mess"! I can't eat Anything out of that hole! I had to bus in a whole crew of 'green card 'workers from Mar-a-lago to clean that place up! Everything's a "mess"! "Mess, mess, mess"! Just like America, one big "mess". “I inherited a mess! It’s a mess. At home and abroad, a mess. Jobs are pouring out of the country," I'm not gonna point fingers at Obama, but He Was he last one Here. Just gotta wonder, What was he Doing for eight years? Not only do I have to clean up America, but I also gotta clean up the White House "mess"! No wonder I'm not getting ay politics done here! Where was the "dishonest media" while Obama was creating a big mess here? I can 'honestly' say that if America is gonna Ever hear the 'truth', they'll have to hear it from Me. “I'm making this presentation directly to the American people with the media present, which is an honor to have you, this morning, because many of our nation's reporters and folks will not tell you the truth. And will not treat the wonderful people of our country with the respect that they deserve,”. “In other words, the media is trying to attack our administration because they know we are following through on pledges that we made, and they are not happy about it, for whatever reason,” and I think you 'know' what That 'means. Just 'read' between the lines folks. 'Something's' going On here. “But a lot of people are happy about it.” Americans, look deeeeep intoooo myyyy eyessss...you are getting sleeeeepyyy...listen tooo myyyy paranoid voice as I implore you, no, Order you, to believe Everything I say about the "Opposition Party" media. Believe me when I use my secret weapon against them to destroy them forever by using "Alternative facts" in order to discredit them, and plant seeds of doubt in your muddy brains which will make You hate, and distrust them just like I, myself, your 'leader', the 'magician' that you Voted for, do. They are "the Other side", and you 'know' what that 'means'. Evil, nefarious liars of the truth. Don't 'trust' them. 'Trust' only Me. I am the purveyor of 'truthful truth'. They are the biggest liars on the face of the earth. Bigger even than Me! Huge! Disgusting Liars! That includes everone in this Room! “The people get it. Much of the media doesn't get it,” “They actually get it, but they don't write it. Let's put it that way.” Disgusting Liars! “The press has become so dishonest that if we don't talk about it we are doing a tremendous disservice to the American people. Tremendous disservice. We have to talk about it. We have to find out what's going on because the press honestly is "out of control," and you know what, I'm gonna take total control of the dishonest press if it's the very last unconstitutional thing I do as your President. “They actually get it, but they don't write it. Let's put it that way.” I 'care' about Americans, and I'm not even kidding this time, and my job is to 'protect' all of you from yourselves and from Lies, no matter where it comes from. I 'promise' that I will 'never', hardly Ever, lie, But, and Everybody has one, if I Have to, everyone will understand, and forgive me, and nod their smiling heads, and clap their sweaty hands when I snap my little fingers. Remember, "you ain't seen nothing yet" '.


TRUMP COMPLAINS THAT HE ‘INHERITED A MESS' IN RANT AGAINST  MEDIA

With his White House battling multiple crises, Trump blames ‘dishonest media’ for not giving him proper credit.
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An exasperated President Donald Trump on Thursday gathered the media in the White House's East Room for a dressing down in which he claimed that he "inherited a mess" and that the "dishonest media" is not giving his presidency the credit it deserves.
“I'm making this presentation directly to the American people with the media present, which is an honor to have you, this morning, because many of our nation's reporters and folks will not tell you the truth. And will not treat the wonderful people of our country with the respect that they deserve,” Trump said during a news conference that was billed as a rollout for his new labor secretary pick.
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But after he quickly announced that Alexander Acosta is his new nominee, Trump launched into a rant. “The press has become so dishonest that if we don't talk about it we are doing a tremendous disservice to the American people. Tremendous disservice. We have to talk about it. We have to find out what's going on because the press honestly is out of control," he said.
“I inherited a mess. It’s a mess. At home and abroad, a mess. Jobs are pouring out of the country," Trump added.
From there, the president launched into a laundry list of issues on which he has claimed victories or at least progress, including border security, combating the Islamic State, job creation and a reduction of government regulation.
“In each of these actions I'm keeping my promises to the American people. These are campaign promises,” Trump said. He said the steps he’s taken in the four weeks since he was sworn in should surprise nobody, especially in the media.
“In other words, the media is trying to attack our administration because they know we are following through on pledges that we made, and they are not happy about it, for whatever reason,” he said. “But a lot of people are happy about it.”
Trump railed against recent reports, including one in The New York Times that stated Trump’s campaign aides were in frequent contact with senior Russian intelligence officers — “Russia is fake news” — and a Wall Street Journal article about intelligence officers withholding information from Trump’s White House — “almost as disgraceful.”
Citing a Rasmussen poll, Trump told the assembled reporters and television viewers at home that his approval rating sits at 55 percent and climbing even though multiple other polls show him with historically low approval ratings for a president one month into his administration. He said the American public understands that his presidency has been a success thus far despite critical reports in the media.
“The people get it. Much of the media doesn't get it,” Trump said. “They actually get it, but they don't write it. Let's put it that way.”

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