'Show and Tell'
Presidential candidate Marco Rubio recently, and publically, intimated in a 'subtle' fashion that his good friend, And also Presidential candidate, Donald Trump, may be, due to the small size of his sweaty little hands, minimally endowed, you know 'where'. But Now, out of Nowhere, world famous Peterologist, Professor Peterpeter Pumpkin Eater has jumped face first into the presidential Rumble coming to the defence of Trump 'the small', saying in his defence, "Contraire Mr. M, people with small hands do Not deserve the 'shaft' as you so wrongly suggest. In my practice as a Peterologist I have had many the occasion to observe Hands, sometimes Sweaty, sometimes not so much, both big and small, in Fact held them in my Own sweaty hands, and then 'observed' their corresponding 'organs' over Long, and Short periods of intense, In-depth, often climatic, periods of time. My investigations are ongoing and I'm not certain just When my reports will 'come to a head', but I Can say for sure that I Have thus far determined that, at least in Mr.M's case, a Small Brain, and Big Mouth surely determines the 'size' of...well, You know."
So, there we have it folks, the Long and the Short of it. Right from Prof. Peterpeter's mouth! It would seem at This point, it's Now time for Mr.'mine's Much bigger than Yours', Rubio, to Put up, or Shut up, or as it's sometimes called on the playground, 'Show and Tell'. ;) ;)
Presidential candidate Marco Rubio recently, and publically, intimated in a 'subtle' fashion that his good friend, And also Presidential candidate, Donald Trump, may be, due to the small size of his sweaty little hands, minimally endowed, you know 'where'. But Now, out of Nowhere, world famous Peterologist, Professor Peterpeter Pumpkin Eater has jumped face first into the presidential Rumble coming to the defence of Trump 'the small', saying in his defence, "Contraire Mr. M, people with small hands do Not deserve the 'shaft' as you so wrongly suggest. In my practice as a Peterologist I have had many the occasion to observe Hands, sometimes Sweaty, sometimes not so much, both big and small, in Fact held them in my Own sweaty hands, and then 'observed' their corresponding 'organs' over Long, and Short periods of intense, In-depth, often climatic, periods of time. My investigations are ongoing and I'm not certain just When my reports will 'come to a head', but I Can say for sure that I Have thus far determined that, at least in Mr.M's case, a Small Brain, and Big Mouth surely determines the 'size' of...well, You know."
So, there we have it folks, the Long and the Short of it. Right from Prof. Peterpeter's mouth! It would seem at This point, it's Now time for Mr.'mine's Much bigger than Yours', Rubio, to Put up, or Shut up, or as it's sometimes called on the playground, 'Show and Tell'. ;) ;)
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