'Gun Control', Is It All 'Relative'?
While target shooting near a crowded shopping center with his fathers fully auto AK-47, A ten year old child 'accidentally' shot and killed 6 shoppers, and wounded 23 others. A spokesperson with the NRA (National Rifle Association) commented that, "Hey, lack of 'Gun Control', Accidents happen, but obviously this errant child was Not an NRA member. Had he been so, he would have taken the 'Rogue Shooters Safety Course', and the 'Don't Shoot 'til You See The Whites Of Their Eyes Marksmanship Shooters Course', which would have Reduced the Number of 'Wounded' shoppers considerably. Remember, it's Not the Gun that Kills, it's the Finger on the Trigger that does it". In a voice of unison, the 'wounded' shoppers were heard to exclaim, 'Well, thank goodness for That, Now we feel much better!'
BuddyBlack
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