'Dear Donald, thank you for running for President of the United States. We've got your back bro! You really know how to define the word 'Devisive'! We Like that word! It looks like we think alike on many issues that plague America. Of course there are 'those' that say it is We who are the 'plague', but yakkers will yak, and whiners will whine, so just like You we spit in their lying faces. Ever since we started our little 'social club' back in 1866 we have given our all to make America as white as possible. Unfortunatly, every now and then that Other color slips in, and we have to muster our followers and light a few crosses, toss out a few hate monger leaflets, and in general rile up the neighborhood against everybody that's not like Us. But, we like You because we have a lot of hate, and anger coursing through our brains just like You do, and you say the very same things We Think about. When you talk about that big Mexican Border Wall, and them Muslims, we get all excited, and just jump up and down with sweaty glee. Sometimes our sheets get so soaking wet with our fevered man sweat that it makes us wonder why we wear these silly things in the first place. But, tradition is tradition, and sheets and hoodies are our trademark so wear it we must, hot or not. Bro, We will send you your very Own sheet and hoodie, don't worry, it will arrive in a plain brown package so as not to call undue attention to your prestine self, but try it on for size and let us know if you need a larger size. Hey, send us a 'selfie'! The hood is an extra XX size but you might need even a larger one for that big fat head of yours. We have all had your face tattoo'd on our butts just to show how much we like you. Keep giving those mexicans and other south of the border, border jumpers what they deserve. This is America and we don't tolerate immigrants here! We love it when you rail against them! We love it when you Hate people who are not White like us! And we agree with you when you say you will change the 1st Amendment so that we can sue the pants off those lying reporters that are always trying to make us look bad with all those lies, lies, lies, lies! You can be, and no doubt Are, as you have Not denounced us yet, Very 'proud' to have we, the KKK, in your corner with our Votes for you, our exalted one. We are, as you know, a well respected 'social club' that has helped Americans all over this country to realize their full potential. We love Everyone just like you do. We even love those colored people, and they love us right back. Of course you Know I'm just kidding around about all that, haha, gotta have a little fun you know. Well, gotta run, we have so many crosses to burn, houses to spray paint, yards to scourch, immigrants to beat up, children to scare, hate to spread, and just have fun in general. You can count on Us to Vote for you Bro, we got your back, you have a way of bringing out the 'best' in everyone who is paronoid, mentally challenged, disenfranchised, jobless, penniless, hates Government, loves Anger and beating up helpless people, or just has a gripe about real or imagined problems facing America, and that's the kind of guy we want as our President. You are Our Hero, and we're sure you feel the same about us, your New BFF's. Love ya, the KKK.' :/ :/
White supremacists appeared in full garb while others allegedly made Nazi salutes
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