UPDATE! UPDATE!
Ronnie's gone, got ran over by the TrumpBus.
He wasn't even around long enought to now be missed. As Trump, 'The Incompetent', would say; "Sad, so sad". 
'HELP WANTED' ad in the White House news:
'White House employees wanted. No experience needed. On the job training. Must be comfortable 'working in the dark'. Must be rich or very dumb, a 'friend' of the President is a plus, exceptions are possible. Applicant must be thick skinned, and if at all possible be a relative of Jesus Christ himself. Applicants with outstanding, unpaid parking tickets need not apply. Office Attire: Applicant must supply his (women need not apply) own asbestos suits, knee pads, chapstick, one way bus ticket home, must not be allergic to grease and oil on the underside of 'the' bus, or bleed easily from road rash, be willing to pledge allegiance to the President no matter what, must have no scrupples, morals, or conscience that would interfere with duties assigned by the President. Other conditions may apply.' ;) ;)
Ronnie's gone, got ran over by the TrumpBus.
He wasn't even around long enought to now be missed. As Trump, 'The Incompetent', would say; "Sad, so sad". 'HELP WANTED' ad in the White House news:
'White House employees wanted. No experience needed. On the job training. Must be comfortable 'working in the dark'. Must be rich or very dumb, a 'friend' of the President is a plus, exceptions are possible. Applicant must be thick skinned, and if at all possible be a relative of Jesus Christ himself. Applicants with outstanding, unpaid parking tickets need not apply. Office Attire: Applicant must supply his (women need not apply) own asbestos suits, knee pads, chapstick, one way bus ticket home, must not be allergic to grease and oil on the underside of 'the' bus, or bleed easily from road rash, be willing to pledge allegiance to the President no matter what, must have no scrupples, morals, or conscience that would interfere with duties assigned by the President. Other conditions may apply.' ;) ;)
Oh Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, is that 'toast' I smell, or maybe just your sizzling butt. Quickly now, faster than you can say 'Trump, The Mad Hatter', exit starboard and splash into Davy Jones' locker of oblivion. Bye bye now. 
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