Friday, April 6, 2018

'I Am 'not', I Am 'Not'..'

'I Am 'not', I Am 'Not'..'

'I am 'not' gay, I am not 'gay'! I don't care how much lipstick you put on my fabulous lips, I am still not gay. Remember, you can put lipstick on 'pig', but it still just a pig. And, I certainly am 'not' a clown! And so therefore, I am not a 'gay' clown either. Everyone who 'fears' me 'knows' that I love women. Hey I was married to one once. She was one hot babe! Hotter than hot wife of my nearly BFF Trumps's Russian bride. So with that, you can plainly 'see' that I 'not' gay as mean people say. I ride manly horses, I swim in artic waters, I rule Russia with iron manly fist! What else need I to prove that am not a homosexual person? I am even in the process of purging Russia of gay men. More 'proof' that am not gay kinda guy?
From now on, not nice to say “extremism” gay thing about me, and please to stop posting those clown pictures of my beautiful face. I would 'never' wear so much makeup in public place! So, unless you be happy to go to 'crazy house' or maybe special gay gulag, stop being mean to me. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! I'm not gay! Really! I not kidding! I not just 'clowning' around here! 'Really'



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Warning: This post contains various images of Putin as a gay clown, and may therefore be illegal to share in Russia.
washingtonpost.com

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