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This just In;
It has been 'reported' that three of the worlds potentially most dangerous men, wanna-be dictator, President Trump 'The Incompetent', Russian Dictator Vlad 'The Nation Builder' Putin, and 'Little fat Guy', Dictator Kim Jong Un, will share the Nobel Peace Prize for collectively making the world a 'safer' place to live.
Upon this unprecedented announcment, and what was at first thought to be a simultaneous 12.9 Richter Scale earth quake that rattled the planet, simply turned out to be the results of a global shiver that shook planet earth to its very core, and most likely snuffed out the fires in hell.
Jesus himself looked down, and was heard to mutter to no one in particular, 'WTF is going on down there!?'
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This just In;
It has been 'reported' that three of the worlds potentially most dangerous men, wanna-be dictator, President Trump 'The Incompetent', Russian Dictator Vlad 'The Nation Builder' Putin, and 'Little fat Guy', Dictator Kim Jong Un, will share the Nobel Peace Prize for collectively making the world a 'safer' place to live.
Upon this unprecedented announcment, and what was at first thought to be a simultaneous 12.9 Richter Scale earth quake that rattled the planet, simply turned out to be the results of a global shiver that shook planet earth to its very core, and most likely snuffed out the fires in hell.
Jesus himself looked down, and was heard to mutter to no one in particular, 'WTF is going on down there!?'
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