Sunday, November 29, 2015

Moses, Democracy's Founding Father

  'Why in the World are the 'Un-learned' questioning our 'Christian' values here in our scholarly, and not a Little asleep at the wheel, State of Texass? Look, we Know what we're talking about here! It's not like we just recently crawled out from underneath the Blasphemy Stone! Every single one of our State Legislators, All of our State School Board members, our Govenor, all of His underlings, All of our School Teachers, and for cryin' out loud, All of our school Students, And their Parents, are devoted bible thumping Christian Conservatives! Every One of Them! All of'em! We actually Counted them! Texass is a full blown God fearing Bible State, and least anyone doubts it, just check out our new authoratative Texass textbooks. Which by the way, and due to a quirk of fate and slight of hand, the rest of America must now use. Say's it all right There! Beside's, we have absolute Proof, documented Evidence, eye wittness accounts, and I'm pretty Sure that there's even a Video Clip somewhere in our extensive 'Proof of Things' archives, that Prove's Moses inspired America's Democracy. Hey, That's Not the Blarney Stone he's holding! That's Democracy folks! All those 'shalt nots' pretty much proves our point here. Now there are some fools who actually believe that Solon the Athenian is The founder of what we now know as 'Democracy', but that's all the devils hogwash! Why, Moses started the Equel Rights movement, he even wrote the first Constitutional Government charter. So you See, Moses Is the Man! Without Him, there would be none of Us. Jesus sent him to save us from ourselves, and that's exactly what we're gonna do! Texass is gonna singlehandidly pull the rest of America out of it's nose dive to hades! Already there's abosolutly No sin going on in Texass. There's No crime, no fornication, no out of wedlock children, no cussers, no liers, no homo's, no racial bias, no mentally unbalanced idiots, no corruption in our Christian State Govenment, no illegal immigrants, no Muslims, no interracial mixin' goin' on, and most of all, the devil is not allowed here. And you know what, no matter what it takes, and no matter what we have to do, we're gonna make sure that the rest of America is Just Like Texass, so help me God as our witness! Proud American Christians will rise up and cast out the demons from our proud and rightious State, and then the rest of America will be glad we did. Except for Sinners of course. We will wash them in the blood of the lamb, or Their Own blood if we have to! Nothing or no one can stop us now. No one will be foolish enough to oppose us because God is on our side! If you're against Us, then you are For the Devil! We will smite the un-believers with God's mighty Sword! Smite you! Oh, and that stupid, defunct, asinine 'Seperation of State and Church' thing...Ha, we're Done with That silly idea. Now, it's 'Seperation of State and Common Sense'. The State Will be our Church! We will indoctrinate all of our children to believe what We believe. Our Christian crusaders will control our State Govenment, just like we Now control all of Texass Schools and Text books, and then All State Governments, and Then the United States Government just like we did in the 1950's! New laws will be passed, the 'Blue Laws' will be back, and we will all live in peace once again. Really. No, Really! Praise the Lord, and pass the Texass Textbooks! :/ :/



TEXAS APPROVES TEXTBOOKS WITH Moses AS FOUNDING FATHER  November 21, 2014 by Michael Stone.

Christian conservatives win, children lose: Texas textbooks will teach public school students that the Founding Fathers based the Constitution on the Bible, and the American system of democracy was inspired by Moses.On Friday the Republican-controlled Texas State Board of Education voted along party lines 10-5 to approve the biased and inaccurate textbooks. The vote signals a victory for Christian conservatives in Texas, and a disappointing defeat for historical accuracy and the education of innocent children.The textbooks were written to align with instructional standards that the Board of Education approved back in 2010 with the explicit intention of forcing social studies teaching to adhere to a conservative Christian agenda. The standards require teachers to emphasize America’s so called “Christian heritage.”In essence, Christian conservatives in Texas have successfully forced a false historical narrative into public school textbooks that portray Moses as an influence on the Constitution and the Old Testament as the root of democracy.Critics called the whole process into question after publishers posted a number of last-minute changes to the textbooks yesterday, leaving board members and observers without time to figure out exactly what was in the approved texts.According to reports, scholars did not have an opportunity to review and comment on the numerous changes publishers have submitted since the last public hearing. Some of those changes appeared to have been negotiated with state board members behind closed doors.Texas Freedom Network President Kathy Miller issued the following statement:“What we saw today shows very clearly that the process the State Board of Education uses to adopt textbooks is a sham. This board adopted textbooks with numerous late changes that the public had little opportunity to review and comment on and that even board members themselves admitted they had not read. They can’t honestly say they know what’s in these textbooks, which could be in classrooms for a decade.”In addition to Miller’s complaints about the process, the Texas Freedom Network issued a statement on today’s State Board of Education vote to adopt new social studies textbooks for Texas public schools, noting:the new textbooks also include passages that suggest Moses influenced the writing of the Constitution and that the roots of democracy can be found in the Old Testament. Scholars from across the country have said such claims are inaccurate and mislead students about the historical record.Emile Lester, a professor of history in the Department of Political Science and International Affairs at the University of Mary Washington, claim the textbooks contain “inventions and exaggerations” about Christianity’s influence on the Founding Fathers and, by extension, the formation of American democracy.Credible historians warn the misguided attempt to suggest biblical origins for the Constitution would lead students to believe that “Moses was the first American.”Scholars claim the decision to include the biblical figure of Moses in social studies education is part of a concerted effort by Christian extremists to promote the idea that the United States is a “redeemer nation” – giving a divine justification for supposed American exceptionalism.The proposed textbooks are deeply flawed, and have no place in a public school classroom. It is wrong and factually incorrect to teach Texas public school students that the Founding Fathers based the Constitution on the Bible.Despite the efforts of Christian conservatives to pervert and twist U.S. history to satisfy their religious superstition, the fact remains Moses was not the first American, and America is not a Christian nation.Children deserve the truth.(H/T Right Wing Watch) - See more at: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2014/11/texas-approves-textbooks-with-moses-as-founding-father/#sthash.o6SeFq2g.Z07r193g.dpuf

Saturday, November 28, 2015

Sleepy Head


‘SLEEPY HEAD’  by Buddy Black, 2008

 

Buddy’s head

   Lays on my feet,

Both they and he

   Are fast asleep.

Like wind mills go

   His little feet,

Looks like he’s found

   A flock of sheep.

So there he lays

   So very sweet

And Oh, so ever jolly.

   My buddy boy is quite the treat,

This sleepy Border Collie.

America's Domestic Terrorist

    And we worry about 'Immigrant' Terrorists sneaking in and killing us. And YET, while we sit and pull our hair, gnash our teeth, and twittle our thumbs, our very own 'domestic terrorists' shoot, and kill us, and it barely makes a news headline. And here we have Another brain damaged Domestic terrorist who knows only One way to make his skewed views known to the world; with a military style assault rifle he bravely attacks innocent, unarmed civilians, murdering two, and at least One even More brave Police Officer in the process. This brain damaged Domestic Terrorist not only attacks innocent Americans, but also the very fabric of our Nations soul. And Yet, Had this been an attack by a radicalized Muslim jihadist our whole Country would be in an uproar heard around the world, and no stone left unturned to root out any and all connected to his cause. But instead, all that will be heard here in this instant 'event' are his shots ringing in the ears of his victims, and church bells for the dead. Unfortunatly, This 'event' will pass like fleeting clouds on a winters day, soon to be overshadowed by even darker clouds of similiar or even worse 'events' by other Domestic terrorists on their on fools errands. Again, strong words will spew from politicians lips, blame will be placed on our Presidents doorstep, assault style weapons will be assaulted, the NRA will do what they do best and defend the 'rights' of Americans, no matter their mental status, to own and openly carry anything they are strong enough to hold in their paronoid hands, mothers will weep, and newspapers will have a banner sales day. And then tomorrow will come, and old news is no news, and we wait for the next 'event'. And the only thing that changes, is the weather. 'The more things 'change', the more things remain the same'.  :/ :/

 

Suspect arrested in Colorado Planned Parenthood shootings

4 police officers injured, shooter contained








COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - A gunman who opened fire inside a Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood clinic was arrested Friday after engaging in gun battles with authorities during an hours-long standoff that killed three people and wounded nine others, officials said.
Two people and a police officer with the University of Colorado in Colorado Springs were killed in the rampage, law enforcement officials said.
The university police department identified the officer killed as 44-year-old Garrett Swasey, a six-year veteran of the force.
Nine other people, including five police officers, were shot and are in good condition, police said.
A suspect, identified by a law enforcement official as Robert Lewis Dear, was taken out of the back of a SWAT vehicle and placed into the back of a patrol car.
Mayor John Suthers confirmed the arrest.
Authorities received a call of shots being fired at the Planned Parenthood clinic before noon.
Responding officers exchanged gunfire with the shooter, Buckley said.



Denise Speller, manager of a nearby hair salon, said she heard as many as 20 gunshots in the span of less than five minutes.
She told The Gazette newspaper that she saw a police cruiser and two officers near a Chase Bank branch, not far from the Planned Parenthood facility.
For updates, follow Scripps Station KMGH on Twitter @DenverChannel.


The Devils Mistress

   ' Oh Good grief people! Lighten up out there already! It's Not like we tied her to a stake and crispy crittered her, or Stoned her into oblivion you Know. Although that Did cross our minds. Look, we're all God Fearin', and I don't use that term loosely here because you better Believe that indeed we Do Fear him, born again Christians here in our little godly church. At First, well, about Sixty Years ago actually, we thought Linda was one of Us, and that she too was scared of God. You see, to be a Real Christian you gotta Believe, ya gotta Believe that God will make you sorry if you Sin. God carries a swift and mighty sword to smite sinners and non believers! Well it turns out, and we should'a seen this coming, afterall we've Had Sixty Years of her trickery pretending to be One of Us, but the devil works in sneaky ways, sneaky ways I tell you, that she is afterall the devils misstress! She fornicated with the Devil and has birthed a devils disciple, a Homosexual, a queer, a Same Gender lovin' follower of satan! She refuses to Confess and Repent her sins and Now she must pay the piper. She foolishly defends the evil ways of her satan progeny, even in the face of the good Lords threat of retribution, and even after a chance to mend her ways and reject her sinful daughter. Now, we have not come to our decision without great soul searching and not a little bible thumping, and gritting of teeth. Of course, we couldn't find Anywhere in the bible that specifically prohibits Linda from defending her evil daughters sinful ways, so we simply conducted a mass prayer session where the good Lord sent us an 'answer', well Actually he 'sent ' the message to Me personally, as I Am the pastor of this church, and I, in the name of Jesus makes the decisions around here, in which he told us to bannish her from our Christian congregation, caste her out like the devils trash she is, because the 'sins' of her daughter are also her Own. It's as simple as That folks. Every good God fearin' Christian out there sides with us on This one! And let me assure you that if they Don't, then They are in the devils league! If thy right eye offends thee, caste it out! Out, I tell you, Out!   :/ :/

 

 

Mother Who Went To Same Church For 6 Decades Forced To Be Between Daughter, Church

 
Collegedale, Tenn., resident Linda Cooper has been asked to leave a church she has attended for six decades because she would not publicly condemn her daughter’s lesbian lifestyle in front of the congregation.
Cooper’s daughter, Kat, is a detective with the Collegedale Police Department. She and her partner Krista were married in Maryland in May. The couple has been fighting the Collegedale city government in an effort to be granted the same legal rights as heterosexual couples. They recently won over legislators, and Collegedale became the first city in Tennessee to introduce same-sex benefits.
Throughout the entire legal process, Linda Cooper supported her daughter. But her public support did not sit well with the church, and she was asked to either publicly denounce her daughter’s lifestyle or leave.
Cooper chose her daughter.
“My mother was up here and she sat beside me. That's it,” Kat Cooper said, acccording to The Daily Mail. “Literally, they're exiling members for unconditionally loving their children — and even extended family members.”
The Coopers have attended the church for decades, reports the New York Daily News. Linda Cooper was raised in the church, and her father’s plaque hangs on its walls.
“This is not just some casual church they dropped in on," said Hunt Cooper, Kat's father and Linda's husband.
Linda Cooper has not taken the exile from her church well.
“She is just so traumatized and so upset,” Hunt Cooper said. “It has been days and she's still crying. It's almost like losing a family member.”
The Coopers, who do not believe homosexuality is a choice, continue to support their daughter. Hunt said it was not the church’s place to judge Linda.
“That was between her and her God and it was not their place to judge her for that,” he said.
Ridgedale Church of Christ minister Ken Willis spoke briefly on the church’s decision to exile Cooper.
“The sin would be endorsing that lifestyle," Willis said. “The Bible speaks very plainly about that. You certainly can't condone that lifestyle, whether it's any kind of sin — whether they're shacked up with someone or living in a state of fornication or they're guilty of crimes. You don't condone it."

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Pandora's Box



Nope.   We in America practice 'Seperation of State and Church' for a very good reason.  Neither the Federal Government, nor Any Other Federal or State agency should Ever be involved in promoting Any sort of "religious beliefs" to Anyone.   It should be left to the 'people', if they so choose, to decide and/or promote their own form of 'religion'.  Beware of opening 'Pandoras Box', once opened it can Never again be closed.   Be careful what you 'ask' for, you just might rue the day you actually got it.  :/  :/



Kasich: U.S. Should Promote Religious Values

 

Republican presidential candidate John Kasich wants the government to advocate certain religious beliefs, Politico reported.
During a speech at the National Press Club in Washington, D.C., on Tuesday, the Ohio governor called for the creation of an agency to promote “Judeo-Christian values.”
“U.S. public diplomacy and international broadcasting have lost their focus on the case for Western values and ideals, and effectively countering our opponents’ propaganda and disinformation,” Kasich explained. “I will consolidate them into a new agency that has a clear mandate to promote … the values of human rights, the values of democracy, freedom of speech, freedom of religion and freedom of association.”
The agency would concentrate on Russia, China and the Middle East, according to the candidate. “Its job would be fundamentally to revive what we used to do when we beamed messages into the former Soviet Union,” he told NBC. “We need to beam messages around the world about what it means to have Western ethics … to be part of a Judeo-Christian society.”
The interviewer noted that many Americans are not Jewish or Christian. There are Muslims and people of other faiths, as well as atheists. Kasich responded: “I think that we have many moderate Muslims who share our views … there are many of them that stand up and speak out and they should be included in this and they’d be a very effective part of this.”

Welcome To Trumps World

'No, Really, it's Just like that! I Know, I Know, call me crazy, call me a lunatic, call me a jabber mouth, call me a 'flame thrower' at a political gasoline party, call me a flappy haired mealie mouther, call me a race baiter, call me a closet woman hater, oh Heck, just call me what ever you want to, and if the 'shoe fits', I'll wear it like a cheap suit, but hey, Don't call me late for a Golf Game with my BFF's! I hate to say it but I already got this 'President' gig down to a science folks. I'm gonna turn the East Lawn into one fancy pantsy golf course club. All my staff will have their own golf clubs, but they gotta play with My balls if they want to putter around on My course. That's right, no one will be allowed to have their Own balls in my 'club'. If I catch anyone sneaking into My club with their own balls in their pants, I'll fire'em in a heart beat! You're Fired! Fired! Go play with your balls some place else! Fired! No body can be President like I can be. Just think, I'll own my very own Country, Annnnd another golf course to boot! You can't beat That with a Five Iron! If those stupid news reporters want to come and watch me knock my balls around I'll have a special 'water hazard' pen stocked with florida gaters that they'll have to stand in. I can't Stand Reporters! They tell all kinds of lies about me. I don't like it when they ask questions and expect me to be specific with my answers, If I answer at all. Hey, I know it's gonna make'em mad as all get out, but No Women reporters allowed. And you know Why! Man, I can hardly wait untill everyone in America votes me into the Oval Office, which by the way, I'm gonna convert into a Gooney Golf course. I'm not a 'politician' Yet, but I've been reading books by Nixon, Clinton, and daddy Bush. They were All 'great' politicians, And great golfers, and you know what, I have Their autographed balls right here on my desk. I love holding them in my hands! Yes Sir, this is a Mans game alright! You ain't seen Nothing yet folks! The things I'm gonna do to, errr..For, that is, America. It'll be just like owning a Golf Course! :/ :/

 

Wedge Issue

Trump has said running America would be a lot like running one of his golf courses. Is that true?

Blue Monster, Trump National Doral.
What he did for this course he can do for our country.
Photo illustration by Juliana Jiménez. Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images and,Chris Condon/PGA TOUR/MetLife Blimp.

Last week in Laconia, New Hampshire, the never-laconic Donald Trump addressed a well-attended campaign rally. Answering a question from the audience about small businesses, Trump non-sequitured into a conversation he’d had with a member of the Trump National Doral golf club in Florida, which he bought out of bankruptcy in 2012 and renovated. “You know, Mr. Trump,” Trump recounted the man saying, “if you could do the same thing for the country as you did at Doral in Miami, it would be unbelievable.”
Switching back to the first person, the candidate told the standing-room-only crowd, “And I can. I can!”
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This week, I spent a few nights at the Trump National Doral, a golf club–cum–resort hotel near the Miami airport, hoping to get a preview of what a Trump turnaround job on America might look like. At the slab marble reception desk, I was greeted by a framed portrait of Trump, grinning and pointing at me with his trademark (but not trademarked) “you’re fired” gesture. I tried to envision the photo framed in every federal building and looking down on every airport customs line, welcoming the world to the United States.

The décor of the Trump National Doral might be best described as Fallen Empire. The reception building is held up by ersatz Roman columns; a discus-throwing nude adorns the roof of the clubhouse; the rooms boast Sun King mirrors; and, lest we forget, the whole idea of building golf courses in the tropics was an innovation of the late British Empire. Some of the imperial touches are distinctly American, however. We might not be able to build a high-speed rail system to compete with China’s or an education system to match Singapore’s, but is any nation our rival in golf course design? The Trump National Doral boasts 90 manicured holes. I admittedly know little about golf, but my back-of-the-envelope calculation suggests that this is fully five times as many holes as the game requires. I suspect this must make playing on Trump’s course five times better.
On the stump, Trump speaks frequently about making the American Dream “bigger and better and stronger than ever before,” and his devotion to American industry is on display at the Trump National Doral. On the menu at the on-site steakhouse, the featured draft is listed as “Bud Light, Missouri.” Could there be any more patriotic pairing for the $92 “American Kobe Rib Eye?”
Despite Trump’s nativist leanings, that American steak will almost certainly be brought to your table by a Latin American, as nearly all of the staff at the Trump National Doral are Latino immigrants. I know this because all Trump National Doral employees have their nation of origin embossed on their nametags. (“I have so many Hispanics, and they love me,” Trump boasted in New Hampshire. “I have thousands! I have thousands!”) Presumably, all of the employees at the Trump National Doral have been thoroughly vetted by Immigration and Customs Enforcement and their names checked against Miami-Dade County’s strictest-in-the-nation sex offender registry.
Trump’s lead over the wide Republican field took a bit of a hit recently after the candidate disparaged John McCain’s heroism, saying that the former prisoner of war was only a hero because he’d been captured by the enemy. At the Trump National Doral, Trump honors American heroes made of stronger stuff, men who earned their fame before they got caught: The shiny gold lettering on the “Tiger Woods Villa” is buffed to a high sheen. Of course, no American hero is more glorified at the Trump National Doral than Trump himself. The carpeting in each room features a pattern of interlocking T’s. And since nothing is more American than a hereditary coat of arms, the Trump family seal, with its suit of armor, clenched fist, and raised spear, is ubiquitous—imprinted on napkins, carved into buildings, emblazoned on bathrobes. There’s even one at the bottom of each trash bin.
Alas, few among us will ever enjoy Donald Trump’s success—most of us would be happy just to have his six-figure pension from the Screen Actors Guild. But at the Trump National Doral, guests can live like a Trump for a night or two. The brass-capped Trump Hotel Collection shampoo and conditioner gave my hair a high-altitude boost, though maybe that was just a trick of the Sun King mirrors—a Trump l’oeil effect, if you will. And despite the Trump-owned Miss Universe pageant having recently been dropped by NBC and Univision, the resort still offers a $209 “Miss Universe Luxury Facial” (“red carpet ready [in] 80 minutes”)—as long as you’re not a Univision employee. For the kids (ages 4–15), there are “Children’s Spa Experiences” including the “Mini Trump Cleanse Facial” ($80 for 25 minutes). For frequent guests, there’s the Trump Card Privileges Program. As the brochure in my room guaranteed, “If success hasn’t spoiled you, we will.”
It’s safe to say that success has spoiled Donald Trump, and, having experienced the Trump lifestyle for two nights, I can’t quite envision a United States with Donald Trump as CEO. It’s not so much his policy proposals, such as they are. It’s that I can’t quite imagine that he would want to live in that cramped, dowdy cottage on Pennsylvania Avenue, where so many of the portraits are of people other than Donald Trump.

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

'Yellow Eyes'


Yellow Eyes

 

There is a coal black cat

With moon yellow eyes

That lays about my door.

At first I thought

A country stray,

Surly nothing more…

This coal black cat

With moon yellow eyes

That lays about my door.

 

At first he stayed

At great arms length,

And never ventured near,

Pretending not

To give a care,

Pretending not to fear.

 

Then, not quite the stray

That I first thought

That lays about my door.

I gave him food,

And ice cold milk,

What cat

Could ask for more.

 

Our eyes would meet

And stubborn both,

Neither scarcely dared

To blink.

And then one day

I swear it’s true,

That coal black cat

With moon yellow eyes,

Gave me back a wink!

 

Now quite the pest

That cat has grown,

And he seldom

Stray’s from home sweet home.

And his favorite place

Is the carpet where,

This coal black cat

With moon yellow eyes,

Lay’s about my door.

By Buddy Black 2015

Oh, Worry, Worry

And we worry about 'Immigrant' Terrorists sneaking in and killing us. And YET, while we sit and pull our hair, gnash our teeth, and twittle our thumbs, our very own 'domestic terrorists' shoot, and kill us, and it barely makes a news headline.  We don't need 'enemies', we have Enough of our Own. 

'And the more things change, the more things remain the same'. :/ :/




Police: Shootout In New Orleans Wounds 16



Hundreds of people were gathered at a New Orleans playground for a block party and music video shoot when two groups in the crowd opened fire on each other, wounding 16 people in the shocking Sunday evening violence, police said.

Police were on their way to break up a big crowd at Bunny Friend Playground when gunfire erupted at the park in the city's 9th Ward, the police said in a statement Sunday.

Police said 10 people were taken to the hospital in ambulances while another six were taken in private vehicles. Photos of the scene showed emergency workers wheeling some of the wounded to ambulances on gurneys while other people who appeared to be in pain lay on the ground.

Joseph Jordan was inside a house across the street from the park with his friend, who gave her first name as Raven, when they heard gunshots. Later someone called Raven and told her that her niece had been shot. The two rushed to the hospital to check on the 14-year-old, who had been shot three times in the leg.

Speaking of the hospital, Jordan said: "It's still crowded back there."

Outside University Medical Center, Kawandra Hayney said she had been driving about two or three blocks from the playground with her daughter when people ran by shooting. Her 14-year-old daughter was hit once in the knee and five times in her backside. Hayney pulled her daughter out of the truck and under it to hide, then into a nearby ditch.

"I saw the police coming, and I ran over to them," she said. She said she later counted seven bullet holes in her truck.

Investigators don't know what started the shooting, police spokesman Tyler Gamble said. He said all the victims are listed in stable condition. He said the victims suffered either direct gunshot wounds or were grazed by bullets.

Large stadium lights lit up the park Sunday night as police continued to work the crime scene. Witnesses told police that the gunmen ran off after the shooting was over.

As many as 500 people could have been in the park when the shooting happened, said police chief Michael Harrison. Police earlier said the people were there for an impromptu music video but Gamble later told reporters that while a video was being filmed, the event was a primarily a block party. Gamble said that neither the block party nor the music video had a permit.

Police Superintendent Michael Harrison told WDSU-TV that the shooting might have been gang-related. Police had been helping with a parade that had been taking place about a block away from the park, and were able to quickly get to the park, Harrison told the TV station.

Mayor Mitch Landrieu, speaking in a news conference aired on WWL-TV, called on people who were in the park to come forward with information. The police have also asked people who might have any video of the shooting to bring it to police.

"At the end of the day it's really hard to police against a bunch of guys who decide to pull out guns and settle their disputes with 300 people in between them. That's just not something you can tolerate in the city," Landrieu said.

Monday, November 23, 2015

Thank You

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OMG! There Were THOUSANDS Of Them!

   'OMG! OMG! I said OMG! There were just Thousands, and thousands, and thousands of those Muslim terrorists just standing there in New Jersey, that's Chris Christie's State by the way, just hootin' and clapping their hands, and cheering when those towers came down. Everyone of those sorry people had a little placard on their shirts that read 'Muslim Terrorist'! And I'm pretty sure, and I hate to say it but I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true, but that sure did look like Christie holding hands with them. That's why He can't be the next, or the next, or the next, President. It hurts me to say it, it really Does, you know I'm a sensitive kind of guy, remember that story I told about when I was just a little boy and I had a pet monkey and it fell out of our Yacht and drowned, and how I cried for weeks until my daddy bought me a Lamborghini, and how that made me feel better? Well, when I saw those terrorists standing out there yahooing, and cheering as those towers fell, I almost cried. Thousands of them! There's Video of it, but our President, you know Who, took all those videos and hid'em. What's he Really hiding? I hate to say it but I'm going to say it folks, but Something's Rotten in Washington! You know, and it hurts to say it but, were those Really Airplanes that ran into those buildings?? I don't know. I don't know, I'm just sayin', I don't know. It hurts! I'm gonna clean up Washington like one of my Five Star Hotels! Well...I won't actually do it Myself, I'll hire people to do that kind of stuff. I'll be what you might call a 'Businessman President'. I don't want to be a 'Politician President'! That hasn't worked so Far! MG! There were thousands of them. I'm traumatized folks! I wish I hadn't Seen that! Come on folks, help me get Over it, and Vote for me, I Know you love me, and I love You too, hey I'm not lying this Time! Really! :/ :/

 

Trump stands by claim American Muslims celebrated 9/11

Nov. 21, 2015: Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump speaks during a campaign stop in Birmingham, Ala. (AP Photo/Eric Schultz)
Nov. 21, 2015: Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump speaks during a campaign stop in Birmingham, Ala. (AP Photo/Eric Schultz)
Donald Trump wasn't backing down Monday on his controversial claim that he saw "thousands" of people cheering in Jersey City, N.J., "when the World Trade Center came tumbling down" on Sept. 11, 2001 -- even as the city's mayor said the front-running Republican presidential hopeful has "memory issues, or willfully distorts the truth."
Trump first told the story Saturday at a rally in Birmingham, Ala., as he pressed the need for greater surveillance, including monitoring certain mosques, in the wake of the Paris attacks.
"I watched when the World Trade Center came tumbling down. And I watched in Jersey City, New Jersey, where thousands and thousands of people were cheering as that building was coming down," Trump said.
Trump repeated the claim Sunday in an interview on ABC's "This Week" after host George Stephanopoulos explained that police had refuted any such rumors at the time.
"It did happen. I saw it," said Trump. "It was on television. I saw it."
"There were people that were cheering on the other side of New Jersey, where you have large Arab populations. They were cheering as the World Trade Center came down," he said.
"I know it might be not politically correct for you to talk about it," he added, "but there were people cheering as that building came down, as those buildings came down. And that tells you something."
A spokeswoman did not respond to a request for clarification Saturday about Trump's comments.
In a statement, Jersey City Mayor Steven Fulop criticized Trump for his remarks.
"Trump is plain wrong, and he is shamefully politicizing an emotionally charged issue," said Fulop. "No one in Jersey City cheered on September 11th. We were actually among the first to provide responders to help in lower Manhattan."
The Anti-Defamation League, in a statement to BuzzFeed, called the comments "irresponsible" and a "variation of the anti-Semitic myth that a group of Israelis were seen celebrating as the Twin Towers fell.”
Footage of Muslims in Middle Eastern countries cheering news of the attacks were broadcast often on television, but there is no evidence in news archives of mass celebrations by Muslims in Jersey City, which sits right across the Hudson River from Lower Manhattan, with clear views of the World Trade Center site.
While rumors have circulated on the internet for years that American Muslims celebrated the attacks in Paterson, New Jersey, police officials and religious leaders denied it at the time.
"Trump needs to understand that Jersey City will not be part of his hate campaign," said Fulop. "Clearly, Trump has memory issues or willfully distorts the truth, either of which should be concerning for the Republican Party."
The Associated Press contributed to this report.

It's True I tell You, It's True

   'Look folks, I really hate to say it, but did you know that 97% of all Black murders are done by other Blacks? Yep, and That's a well known Fact. Hey, I wouldn't even say it if it weren't True! That's right, 97%! Is That a lot, or What? Look, It's sad but it's True! I was watching Fox News the other night and they reported it right there! Makes you stop and Think out Loud doesn't it? It sure makes Me think all right. And check This out! The Other 3% are killed by Illegals! And Who do you think is killing most of the White people?  Yep, you got it!  It's shocking I tell you! Shocking! When I'm President I'm gonna build a big wall around Black cities, you know, places like Chicago, DC, Dallas and places like that, so they'll stop all that killing. It's making every place else look bad! What's With that? I'm not making this up, and I hate to say it but I just gotta say it, even though it hurts me. It hurts me! It hurts me real bad! And how about those illegals? I'm gonna send'em back to where they came from! All of'em! Every one of'em is a certified, card carrying terrorist! They're gonna Kill us, everyone of us!  I'm gonna be the best President this Country has ever had! People are gonna love me more than Jesus! It hurts me to say it, but Obama Still hasn't convinced Me that he's not an illegal! There's gonna be room on that bus for Him too! This country Needs me! Hey, I like Everyone! Well, everyone except illegals, and Black people who murder Other Black people, and gay people, and bossy women, and snoopy reporters, and politicians, and poor people, and snotty babies, and people with Real hair, and refugees, and liers, and people who stretch the 'truth', and hecklers at My events who deserve a good a## whipping, and brain surgeons, and people who don't own airplanes, yachts, and golf courses in Scotland...other than That, I love everybody! Hey, did you know that 85% of everyone who used to be alive are actually Dead!? Fox News! Man, I love'em! Remember, a Vote for Me is a Vote that no one else gets. That's what makes our Country great, you can vote for Any one, Even Me!  :/ :/

“97 Percent Of Blacks Are Killed By Blacks:” Trump Tweets Racist & Absurdly Inaccurate Murder Stats




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Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump on Sunday tweeted a graphic with inaccurate statistics about 2015 murder rates in the United States.
Trump’s graphic cites San Francisco’s Crime Statistics Bureau, but official crime stats for the United States are collected by the FBI, according to Think Progress. The racial makeup of the victims and offenders for murders are usually listed in the FBI’s annual report. Furthermore, the 2015 report has not yet been released.
But that didn’t stop Trump. His graphic states that 81 percent of Whites murdered are murdered by Blacks, which is wrong. The actual numbers from 2014 show the results closer to about 14 percent. In 2013, the number was 13.6 percent, notes the report.
Official crime statistics for the United States are collected by the FBI. The racial breakdown of the victims and offenders for murders are detailed in a report that is released yearly. The 2015 report, therefore, has not yet been released.
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The percentage of blacks murdered by other blacks (89.9%) is similar to the percentage of whites murdered by other whites (82.3%). Trump’s graphic falsely states that 97% of blacks are killed by other blacks but just 16% of whites are killed by other whites.
The fake graphic comes on the heels of supporters attacking a Black activist Saturday at a rally in Birmingham, Ala., raising questions about the brutal takedown. But Trump did not apologize after the episode.
On Sunday morning, Trump said that a Black Lives Matter protester who was beaten up by his supporters at a campaign event probably deserved it. He has dismissed the Black Lives Matter movement as “looking for trouble” and described efforts by Democratic candidates to engage them as “disgraceful.”
The real estate mogul leads his competitors in national polls by nearly 10 points, the report says. He also holds leads in early voting states, including Iowa and New Hampshire.
SOURCE: Think Progress | PHOTO CREDIT: Getty, Twitter

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Pass The Spaghetti Please

   'Ohhhhh...I've been called a lot of things in my life, but this is the first time I've Ever been called a 'pothead'. And you know, that really Hurts my feelers. I bet it was some anti-religious, antichrist nutcake that labeled me with that name. There's a lot of crazy people out there, believe you Me! As for Me, well, I'm just a very religious member of the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. You've probably heard about our 'church, and our 'religion. We've been around for millions of years now and have congregations in every State and Country worldwide. We have many sects in Italy by the way. But, you probably already guessed that. We have been flying 'under the radar' until recently, just waiting for the right time to come out of the woodwork. Our 'leader' His HignASS Sceghetti Bender, has appointed Me, little ol' Me, to be the official spokesperson of our 'church. Our 'Sunday' is actually on Wednesday for us. The spaghetti gods proclaimed it so in the beginning of time and we still carry on, you know, just following orders. Our official 'hat' as you can see, is this spiffy spaghetti strainer. If you don't have one of these 'top hats' you better get down to your local strainer shop and stock up. To You, the uninitiated, it's just a strainer. But to Us, the believers, it's much more than That. First off, would you even have a Clue as to my 'religion' if I weren't wearing my 'hat'? Why, no you would not! Oh, We send and recieve our messages through our 'hat'. Most religions have some form of 'dress', and so this is Ours. This 'hat' works well in the summer as it lets the breeze flow through, and you know, I really like the whistling noise the wind makes. Now, it Does get hot as a blue blaze out in the Sun, so be careful with that. Also be careful in sub zero weather 'cause your fingers will stick to it! Bummer! When it rains, this baby filters it so that just the best part of the rain gets in. Whoaaaa, Do Not dare though to wear it in a lightening storm! Yikes! Talk about 'meeting your maker'! Radio and cell phone reception is enhanced when wearing this clever hat as well. Riding a bike? Just hang onto those well placed handles, and your brain is safe from even the hardest of tumbles. I should know, it has saved My own brain from Years of hard tumbles! Nothing wrong with my brain! No, really! Really...'.  :/
 

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Chris Christie For V.P.

    'Look folks, You know, and I know that you're gonna elect Me to the Oval Office. And when you Do, I'm gonna need someone to fill that Vice President spot. Now I've been lookin' at some of these idiots that are running against me, and I hate to say it folks, but where in the H E double L did all these people come from!? I mean, Am I 'really' the only Viable candidate that's actually Qualified to be the President of this United States Of America?? What is Wrong here!?? Just look at these people! I don't know. How do they even find their way Home for cryin' out loud? Geeez! Don't they have 'drivers'? It hurts me to even Think this, let alone Say it, but we're in deep poop here America! I'm gonna need, well not really Need, some warm body to fill that job. Not that he's gotta Do anything important. That's My job! I don't need anyone to help me, you can See that already. I can Think on my own, write stuff by my self, shoot, I'm self contained! Now there's one guy that I 'might' consider hiring as V.P. And that's Chris Christie, man it hurt my mouth to Say that! But I gotta have Somebody. You know, as much as I hate that guy, I just love him to pieces. He's gotta learn to keep his mouth shut though, and he can't be in charge of Any Bridge traffic in New Jersey either. I hate to say it but he really sucks at That job! Annnnd...he's gotta go on a serious Diet! He's keeping a Suit factory in business all by himself! But you know, he's gonna be looking for a 'job' when this election is all over, and I've already sent him an application to fill out. Hmmm...I gotta check to make sure he even speaks english. Gotta be careful nowadays. Annnnd... the 'press' is gonna have to stock up on Wide Angle lenses for him. Hey, did I mention that I'm taking a class on Public Decorum, and How To Not Insult People? Yeah, Yeah, I Know, I know, it sounds stupid as all get out but I have discovered that only about 99% of the voters out there are dumb as rocks, now Those are fair game in my book, but I gotta be nice to that remaining one percent because They know how to operate a voting machine, or at least a Pencil. Already I'm getting better at communicating with moronic idiots! Boy, I'm gonna be just the best doggone President this Country has ever had in the last eight years! Remember, once you Vote for Me, you can't go back and change it, so get out there and beat those other idiots to the polls. Hey Chris, callll meeee.....gotta cool job for you! :/ ;)

 

Trump Says He Might Give Christie a Job

 

While Chris Christie is receiving little support for his presidential bid, he could still end up with a high-profile job in the federal government next year, according to The Hill.
Another Republican White House hopeful, Donald Trump, suggested Wednesday that if elected president he might hire the New Jersey governor for a position in his administration. NBC News reported that the real-estate magnate called Christie “a very good guy.”
When an audience member at a campaign rally in New Hampshire asked whether he would consider Christie as a running mate, Trump replied: “There could certainly be a place for him.”
During his speech at the event, the billionaire ticked off issues he plans to address if he becomes the nation’s next commander in chief. He mentioned education, immigration, and the National Aeronautical and Space Administration, according to The Hill.
“Nothing’s more important than higher education and education in general,” Trump said. “It’s so important to our economy.” Regarding NASA, he declared: “You know, in the old days, it was great. Right now, we have bigger problems. We’ve got to fix our potholes.”
Trump is battling Ben Carson for the lead in national polls of likely Republican voters while Christie lags far behind. The governor’s poll numbers did not qualify him for the main stage Tuesday night. He was relegated to the “undercard” debate that preceded the prime-time event.
Photo: Before Its News, The Nation
Trump may have a job for Christie.

Friday, November 20, 2015

Pray For Ted

    'Ok, here's how this things gonna work folks. Look, we already have the 'cloud', you know, that Inter-net thingie. I mean How 'close' to the good Lord can you Get, for cryin' out loud. So, everyone who has a cellular phone, and some of you are just going to have to find some way to share with those who don't, will be given a special code to dial so that you can leave a message for Jesus, and Me, in the 'cloud'. He's gonna check his 'messages' whenever he gets a chance, and Then whenever he gets Another chance he will reply accordingly. Now don't go and leave stupid, senseless, long drawn out messages because that's just gonna throw a monkey wrench in the works, and we don't want to get Him riled up over this. Just make it short and sweet, and to the point. And none of that Begging stuff! You're not gonna get a freakin' BMW out of this, so don't even go there. Remember, This is all about Me. Now some of you non-believers are going to right away think that I'm using this clever scheme in order to suck up with the Evangelicals out there and try to get their Votes outta this. Well, let me be the first to tell you that it's just Not so! It never even crossed my mind, nope, not even one single time. And I'm not telling a political fib this time. Well, actually, not at Any time....Pretty much, but don't forget, I may be just plain ol' simple Ted, but I'm ALLways a Politician. But you know what? There might be one or two of'em out there that simply Like me, and Maybe (please, please, please) they'll toss their Vote My way. And you know, I not playing on ignorant, paronoid voters fears about our current Government attacking our religious freedoms, oh No, I wouldn't go There either. But we All know what's going on with That, Don't we now. But if I accidently get some of Their votes, Oh Boy for me. Shoot, we just want regular, run of the mill, religious folks to pray for me and my family, because it looks like we're gonna need a whole lot of it if I'm gonna stand a snowballs chance in H E double L of winning this race! Now the rest of these 'runners' are a bunch of soulless, heathons who wouldn't know Jesus if they were standing behind him at a pizza sling. But We are gonna have a Direct Line of communications with the Man in the sky, or cloud, anyway. So charge up those batteries folks, find a tower and get those thumbs busy. Your new President, Me, is just a phone click away!  ;) ;)



Ted Cruz Creates a ‘National Prayer Team’
 
Pray for Ted Cruz.
That appears to be among the chief tasks to be undertaken by the Cruz campaign’s “national prayer team,” a group announced on Thursday and scheduled to begin its work next month.
Mr. Cruz, who has aggressively courted the support of evangelicals, said the creation of the team would “establish a direct line of communication between our campaign and the thousands of Americans who are lifting us up before the Lord.”
Group members will receive emails containing prayer requests and a short devotional every week, the campaign said. They will also be invited to take part in a 20-minute “prayer conference call” each Tuesday.
Mr. Cruz has placed the subject of religious freedom, and what he sees as attacks against it, at the center of his campaign, holding major religious rallies in Iowa and South Carolina and appearing regularly at churches.
Mr. Cruz’s spokesman, Rick Tyler, suggested the prayer team’s aim was far more modest.
“I don’t have a political or tactical angle on it,” he said. “It is what it is. It’s a group of people who wanted to get together and pray for Ted and his wife and the nation as a whole.”

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

A Man, And His Closet

     Once again, our roving reporter Buddy Black (BB) here at BSRN (Buddy's Satirical Rambling News) has been able to corner a 'loose cannon' in the form of Pastor Kevin Swanson (KS), and was clever to grill him on some of his 'worldly thoughts'. As you may have recently read in the 'wierd news' section of your bathroom reader, Pastor Swanson has gleefully given a 'thumbs down' review on the famous Harry Potter movies and books. He even espoused some interesting, albeit scarey, solutions to wayward youths, particularly with-in his own flock. Strangely, Pastor Swanson would agree to this interview only if it could be conducted in his Closet.
Buddy (BB) begins the interview;


 BB: Gee, Pastor, thanks for taking time off from your busy homophobic schedule for this little chat, ah..could we turn a Light on in here?
KS: yeah, no problem Bud, glad to be here, but if you call me a 'homo' one more time You're outta here!
BB: Alllllright then...Well lets get right to it then, shall we. Pastor, you have really been lighting up the airways lately. Some people think that You seem to be a man of many thoughtless words. How would you respond to that assertion?
KS: Just focus on the first three letters of that word.
BB: Hmmm..perhaps you concentrate a bit to greatly on those '..first three letters..'? In a recent forum you went to great detail about the Harry Potter 'issue', and how some of the charactors in that story are gay, and a danger to anyone who reads the books or watches the movie.
KS: Yes, that's right. Danger, danger! Don't read it, don't watch it! Horrible!
BB: Have you, yourself Actually read any of the Harry Potter books or seen the movie? It seems that by doing That, You would also be in 'danger'?
KS: Wellll...noooo..not exactly. I haven't read it, But I Have 'heard' terrible things About it. Terrible things I tell you! OMG! Awful things indeed! All you have to do is just look around you, and you can See what it's doing to Everyone! Especially our youths!
BB: Well, lets touch on That aspect of your 'thoughts' Pastor. Perhaps you could give our readers some deeper insight about how you propose to 'cure' youths who take the wrong reader path by reading or watching Harry Potter, particularly about the 'Millstone' cure you have proposed.
KS: Oh yeah, about that one....Look I'm really sorry about going on about the 'Millstone Cure'. I should choose my words more carefully.
BB: Annnnd.....?
KS: Look, lets go off the 'record' here for a few, and I'll tell you what I Really meant there. Is that recorder turned Off now?
BB: Off?....Ahhh..Oh sure, just let me find the 'Off' button..Therrrre you go! Now you can spill your guts just between the Two of us, your words are 'safe' with me.
KS: Ok, thanks Bud! Look, just between you and Me, that 'Millstone Cure' was , and no pun intended, a pain in the Neck! We tried it out for a while, and it Did work as intended. But, those things were getting waaaay too expensive. The Price kept going up, and up on those things. Good lord, it's just a round rock with a hole in it for cryin' out loud! It's just a Rock, but at the Price of Gold! I talked with Jesus, via the 'Cloud', about it, and he's pretty sure that it has to be Round with a hole in the center, or else it won't 'work'. So I thought, hey, we have a lot of junk car wheels layin' around. Round with a hole in the center! We tried a few, and like magic, they worked as intended. Ever tried to tread water while 'swimming' with a tire rim? So yeah, we don't use those Millstones anymore. You know, I don't believe in 'Evolution', but if there was one, we did it! I wish we had thought of it a long time ago because now we have only a handfull of youths left, which I Know Some of them have read that homosexual training book. It takes a while but the Lord as our savior, we'll weed'em out. Praise the Lord! Hey, get this, I've ordered the men in my flock to start making babies. I know Some of them couldn't make a baby if they had to, so I have volunteered to step in, so to speak, and help out. Hot dog, I'm gonna be busy, busy! There's some Hot wives out there! Man, I Love this 'Pastor of my very own flock' thing!
BB: Well, Now it's more Scarey, than Interesting. Tell me Pastor, are the members of your flock as homophobic as You seem to be?
KS: Thats it!! I told you to not call me a Homo again, and there you've gone and done it right to my very face! This interview is Over bud! I bet you Read that horrible book! Danger, danger I tell you! Get outta my Closet!
BB: And so ended an interview with a man on a 'mission'. A man who get's his directions from his Lord via the 'cloud'. A man who rants, a man who raves about the things that scare the jibbies out of him. A man lost in his own version of 'reality'. A man who sooner or later, will 'come out' of his Own 'closet'. :0  ;)

 

Pastor provokes outrage after rant about Harry Potter books being 'homosexual'

  • Kevin Swanson says Dumbledore is a gay mentor for Harry Potter
  • Also criticised the character Hiccup from film 'How to Train Your Dragon'
 



 

A right wing pastor in the U.S. has blamed parents for allowing their children to read 'homosexual' Harry Potter books.
Kevin Swanson, a pastor at the Reformation Church of Elizabeth in Colorado attacked the series by JK Rowling as well as the recent animated children's film How to Train Your Dragon.
He was speaking at the National Religious Liberties Conference, when he launched into a rant at the fact Harry Potter's mentor Dumbledore was homosexual.
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Pastor Kevin Swanson, who launched a rant at 'homosexual' Harry Potter books at a religious liberties conference
Pastor Kevin Swanson, who launched a rant at 'homosexual' Harry Potter books at a religious liberties conference
The pastor has previously attacked other popular kids' entertainment like Disney's Frozen
The pastor has previously attacked other popular kids' entertainment like Disney's Frozen

The pastor also hit out at the character Hiccup from the film How to Train Your Dragon, saying he too emerged as 'homosexual'.
In footage obtained by the group rightwingwatch.org, Swanson ranted: 'America repent on Harry Potter. America repent on How to Train Your Dragon.
'Repent that Dumbledore emerged as a homosexual mentor for Harry Potter.
'Children are raised to be stumbled by the Dumbledores and Hiccups on How to Train Your Dragon.
'My friends, America needs to repent.
The pastor also hit out at the character Hiccup from the film How to Train Your Dragon, saying he too emerged as 'homosexual'
The pastor also hit out at the character Hiccup from the film How to Train Your Dragon, saying he too emerged as 'homosexual'
'For tens of millions of parents it would be better that a millstone be hung around their neck and they be drowned at the bottom of the sea.'
J.K. Rowling has previously announced that Dumbledore was gay, revealing his sexuality in 2007, after the final book – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – was published.
She has been asked to justify her decision on a number of occasions and is becoming notorious for her witty responses.
However, it is not the first time that Swanson has ranted against films and books aimed at children.
Last year he denounced Disney's Frozen as a brainwashing tool for 'indoctrinating children into the clutches of homosexuality.'
J.K. Rowling has previously announced that Dumbledore, played by Michael Gambon in the film, was gay, revealing his sexuality in 2007, after the final book – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – was published
J.K. Rowling has previously announced that Dumbledore, played by Michael Gambon in the film, was gay, revealing his sexuality in 2007, after the final book – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – was published
The religious talk show host also condemned Disney for its recent move to cut ties with Boys Scouts of America because of the group's anti-gay stance.
He said: 'Friends, this is evil, just evil. I wonder if people are thinking, "You know, I think this cute little movie is going to indoctrinate my 5-year-old to be a lesbian or treat homosexuality or bestiality in a light sort of way."
'The Boy Scouts are the fault line. You got Disney pulling funding. This is fracturing our society and I can see how it might, I can see how some parents might be very strong, they don’t want their children indoctrinated in any way into the lifestyle of sodomy.'


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