'My fellow Americans, I 'tweet' to you tonight from my golden tower of reality in the city that I practically Own, a tower soon to be called the 'realility' White House, to share with you my 'well thought out' 'plans' for America.
As you will see, I am very 'transparent', and 'thourough' about my 'plans' that will Make America Great Again. Great! Wonderful!
Economy; So, First I will address the 'economy'; I plan to tweet, tweet, tweet, and Then I will impliment Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet. After That plan unfolds I will tweet, tweet, tweet, and tweet. These solid actions will show the whole world that I am just as 'great' at 'tweeting' as I say I am.
Obama-Care; When it comes to replacing Obama-Care, I will tweet tweet, and then tweet, and tweet, and Then re-tweet tweets.
As for the 6 million Americans who now rely on this useless health care program l will make sure that all of those Americans will tweet tweet tweet, and tweet so that they All will have plenty of tweet tweets, and most of all tweet tweet.
Armed Forces; To make our Armed Forces great again I will make sure that they have all the tweet tweet tweet tweet that they need. I will make sure that our fighter planes are made as 'cheeply' as possible, and to do this I will tweet tweet tweet, and then I will tweet tweet tweet and tweet some more.
Work Force; I will make sure that everything Sold in America, except for my 'Trump Brand' products, are actually made in America. To Do that I will tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet, and of course tweet. This will insure that tweet of jobs will be kept right here at home.
Privately Owned Businesses; There will be No more American Owned businesses manufacturing goods outside the borders of the United States. There are 'some' fools who actually believe that these businesses have a 'right' to manufacture where they very well please. That was 'true' in a pre-Me world. But now in the post-Me world, not true at all. Not true! Besides using strong armed tactics, threats, and embarrassing these traiters into submission, I will tweet tweet tweet tweet, and tweet some more tweet tweets to bring them back, and keep them here.
Public relations; In this sector I will use tweet tweet tweet tweet. If That fails, which it won't, I will simply use tweet tweet lies, and some More tweety lies, and extreme tweety exaggerations to exacerbate, and embellish tweets to get the tweeting job done.
The job of the Presidency; This is an easy one. I will simply Tweet 'policy' so that I do not have to Meet with disgusting reporters who can't seem to Stop asking questions that they actually Expect Answers to. I will have a tweet for every question they don't get to ask. Soon, they will just give up and move on, and Then I can get on with my midnight tweets. I promise I will constantly and consistantly tweet day and night, Soon no one will expect anything less than idiotic tweets, and certainly no more. I will become known far and wide for my expert tweetiness.
In conclusion, let me say this, tweet tweet tweet, tweet tweet, tweeet.'
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