'Humpty Trumpty Sat On A 'Wall'..'
'Good Trumpity Morning fellow 'law makers', minions, and former movers and shakers. You probably wonder why I have ordered you here for this, as you will soon see, very important eye opening meeting. Incredible! I bet it scares you brainless to be sitting here in front of me, never knowing what I'm gonna do or say, huh? I see your knees shaking, and your sweaty hands all over my Presidential table. Listen to my monotone, monotonous, voice.....You are all voiceless weaklings and will bow to my commands.....look deep into my squinty eyes, do Not look at my fabulous bouffant, your useless brains are turning to jelly, you will clap when I say clap, you will laugh even when I'm not funny. You are all in my power now, you will dare Not defy me, you will agree with me in all things no matter how much it hurts. You are Mine.
Now, As you all might 'know' by now, I have been 'elected' as your new boss, you know, President, Commander-In-Chief, 'leader' of the free world, blah, blah, blah, that sort of thing. Great gig! My 'brand' is making $$$ left and right. My children will become more rich and powerful! Soon, even They will be able to buy the Presidential 'seat'. You ain't seen Nothing yet! You know, I would have been elected 'sooner' but I was busy trying to trick Mexico into building my 'wall' so that I'd have a 'plus' coming into the job beforehand. But, they have 'promised' to re-pay us in full after I gouge the money out of Americans to get it done. Hey, a 'promise' is a Promise. Really! No kidding this time. Here's the thing though that keeps me up all night long whacking my 'tweeter'. I'm gonna tell you something that only I, myself, have total secret knowledge of, and you must put your brains, and common sense, in 'lock-down' mode or I will chastise, and spank you in public as if you were a disgusting, lying reporter, and ban you from further meetings. Ok, here's what my good, trusted, BFF-FWB Vlad has told me. And 'trust' me, he can be 'trusted', if you can 'Trust' Anybody. Look, If you can 'trust' Me, you can 'trust' Him. Great family guy! Love his dog! So listen closely, and watch my mouth as it tell you this astounding, incredible, almost Unbelievable news that my friend has tweeted me. Did you Know that Three to Five Million Illegal votes were cast by 'illegals', which is why Hillery had more votes than I did!?? Did you Know That!? I gotta get that 'wall' up folks! Gotta do it! Right Now! Get out there and tell your gullable constituents to fork over the funds to build my 'wall' that I 'promised' them that Mexico would pay for! Hey, it ain't gonna come out of My pocket! Americans are gonna foot the bill! Then Mexico will re-pay us. They 'promised' me they will send a 'check in the mail'! Promised! Oh, did you notice that I removed the Hispanic Interpreter page from the White House web site? They'll just have to learn English as their First language! Anyway, Vlad said he will send us all the 'proof' of the ten million illegal voters so that all America will see how the vote was stacked against me. I'll have a 'press bashing' next Tuesday, or maybe the following week, or next month...sometime..with all the sordid details. Just wait til you see it! Just wait! Disgusting 'press'! Alway trying to make me look worse than I can do myself! Thank goodness for that antiquated, tired, non-sensical Electorial College vote system! Otherwise, Hillary, instead of Me, would be sitting here lying to you about something.'
:/ Without evidence, Trump tells lawmakers 3 million to 5 million illegal ballots cost him the popular vote
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Trump meets with congressional leadership
President Trump met with congressional leaders on Capitol Hill after meeting with business and union leaders at the White House.President Donald Trump meets with congressional leaders on Capitol Hill after meeting with business and union leaders at the White House. (Reuters)
Trump has repeatedly claimed, without evidence, that widespread voter fraud caused him to lose the popular vote to Hillary Clinton, even while he clinched the presidency with an electoral college victory.
Two people familiar with the meeting said Trump spent about 10 minutes at the start of the bipartisan gathering rehashing the campaign. He also told them that between 3 million and 5 million illegal votes caused him to lose the popular vote.
The discussion about Trump's election victory and his claim that he would have won the popular vote was confirmed by a third person familiar with the meeting.
The Washington Post's Paul Kane speaks to Libby Casey about President-elect Donald Trump's unfounded claim that millions of people voted illegally for Hillary Clinton.Paul Kane speaks to Libby Casey about President-elect Donald Trump's unfounded claim that millions of people voted illegally for Hillary Clinton. (The Washington Post)
Clinton won the popular vote by more than 2.8 million votes. Trump won 304 electoral college votes to Clinton's 227.
House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) alluded to Trump's comments as he returned to the Capitol from the meeting Monday night.
“We talked about different electoral college, popular votes, going through the different ones,” McCarthy said. “Well, we talked about going back through past elections. Everyone in there goes through elections and stuff, so everybody's giving their different histories of different parts.”
Asked by reporters after the meeting if Trump made any surprising statements at the gathering, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) replied, “Well, I won’t even go into that.”
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