'Yeah, that "FAKE NEWS and failing @nytimes" had better stop it with all that 'fake', fake news stuff! Just stop it! How dare they report Everything I say or tweet about! "Somebody with aptitude and conviction should buy.." that crummy fake news rag! Of course I, myself would do it but for lack of those two qualities.
Who Started this 'fake news' garbage in the First place!? Did I mention that I have had all the mirrors removed from my White House? Evil things! WhoEver started 'fake news' should be forced to be a politician for the rest of their sorry lives! Disgusting people! Did I mention that the media is officially the "oppostion party"? Disgusting! But you know what? They sure do give Me a lot of coverage when I claim that five Million Illegals voted for Hillary! Hey, remember that one about Obama? Got serious miliage on That one! But see, That's not 'fake news'! Because when I say something like that, it's the 'truth'. It's the 'truth' because I Actually Believe what I say, no matter what evidence there is to refute it, or what Little evidence I have to Prove it. All I gotta do is Say it, and it's the 'truth'. American's love me because I always Say what they Want to hear, they don't care one little bit about the 'truth'. I Always tell the 'truth', and vow to hardly Ever tell a lie. If some stupid, disgusting 'fake news' rag disputes my version of reality, I will come down on them during my nocturnal Tweeter Whacking session, and give them holy whack! How dare Anyone to make fun of me just because I actually believe in "Alternative Facts" as proven science. As per my new policy that requires America's Scientists to submit their research to my office for approval, I, myself, submitted my 'AF"' theory to my office, and it was approved at the very first reading. It works! Great law! So you see, there's method to my madness. Method! Madness method! Madness! Fake news is So under rated! I will bring it to a new level never seen before. In fact I will start my very Own 'news' station that will broadcast all the 'factual' news as I know it. All the 'reporters' at my daily White House news bash will be my Own reporters! My Own "Alternative Facts" media outlet!! Take That you disgusting, "failing", soon to be out of business, "@nytimes"!'
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Trump blasts 'fake news' and 'failing' New York Times
By Rebecca Savransky - 01/29/17 08:07 AM EST 120.00comments
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President Trump on Sunday blasted The New York Times, referring to the publication as "fake news."
"Somebody with aptitude and conviction should buy the FAKE NEWS and failing @nytimes and either run it correctly or let it fold with dignity!" the president tweeted on Sunday.
The newspaper criticized the president in an editorial published Saturday titled, "Trump's Muslim Ban is Cowardly and Dangerous."
"History has its eyes on Trump officials and members of Congress who know better, but are staying silent," they wrote.
The Times on Sunday ran a front-page story titled, “’Up Is Down’: Unreality Show Echoes a History of False Claims.”
The president often rails on the media, accusing reporters of biased and dishonest coverage of him.
On Saturday, Trump similarly hit on the Times, saying the newspaper had been "wrong" abut him from the beginning.
"Said I would lose the primaries, then the general election," Trump tweeted, referring to the Times. "FAKE NEWS!"
In a series of tweets Saturday, Trump also said the coverage from both The Times and The Washington Post had been "false and angry."
--This report was updated at 8:49 a.m.
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