'Stoned'
It has been, by my own count, which actually could be more or less, five long delirious days since my 'self initiated' event. Initially, As I recall, I was totally out of body, and Totally out of mind. Shaking body, tightened muscles, gnashing of teeth, sweating profusely, splurting unintelligible words, head spinning, a prounounced urge to up-chuck. Would it Ever 'pass' I wondered fruitlessly as I groveled upon the floor crawling hither and yon, unable to stand, even ...unable to Think straight. I Do remember wishing I could get myself to the local ER, but having been in this pitiful position a few times in the past I Knew there was Nothing they or Anyone could do to help me but issue kind words, and say 'this too shall 'pass'. Yes, unfortunately, been there, done that. So now, . .after five long, sleepless , hungry days in total mind wrenching delirium, and although it has passed, the post effects are still felt. And if I Never do this again it will be too soon. The experience is simply not worth it! My sage advice boys and girls is, do Not try this at home, because I can promise you that it is way over rated, passing a Man Killing Kidney Stone will just make you cry like a little bitty baby, and puts a whole new twist on 'Stoned'.
:O 
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It has been, by my own count, which actually could be more or less, five long delirious days since my 'self initiated' event. Initially, As I recall, I was totally out of body, and Totally out of mind. Shaking body, tightened muscles, gnashing of teeth, sweating profusely, splurting unintelligible words, head spinning, a prounounced urge to up-chuck. Would it Ever 'pass' I wondered fruitlessly as I groveled upon the floor crawling hither and yon, unable to stand, even ...unable to Think straight. I Do remember wishing I could get myself to the local ER, but having been in this pitiful position a few times in the past I Knew there was Nothing they or Anyone could do to help me but issue kind words, and say 'this too shall 'pass'. Yes, unfortunately, been there, done that. So now, . .after five long, sleepless , hungry days in total mind wrenching delirium, and although it has passed, the post effects are still felt. And if I Never do this again it will be too soon. The experience is simply not worth it! My sage advice boys and girls is, do Not try this at home, because I can promise you that it is way over rated, passing a Man Killing Kidney Stone will just make you cry like a little bitty baby, and puts a whole new twist on 'Stoned'.
:O ;) 
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