God Damn That "Jezebel"!

"Jezebel's fixing to step out from the shadows". God damn that "Jezebel"! Always wanting to ride in the front seat of my limo! I told her to stay home! Always causing trouble! Just when you think she's been whooped, she pops out of the "deep state" causing trouble for "The Chosen one"! "Witchcraft, I tell you, witchcraft! There oughta be a law against it! Let me see a show of hands of any witches here tonight...well?...I know you're out there, you demons you! Don't make me break out in 'tongues'! You know how utterly silly and childish that makes me look. Ok, you 'asked' for it! Boy are you ever gonna be sorry now! I ain't asking, I'm Telling you! Ushers, prepare to pass around the 'offering plates', this is gonna be a doozy! Ok, last chance, you heathen witches you! 'Abrakadabrakadabraboo-gitchigitchibablebablegoobly gakgooblygak!' Praise the good lord up in invisible heaven, that was a good one folks! I have no clue what it means, only the good lord above can decipher 'tongues', but boy can I rattle'em off! Ok boys, pass those collection plates while I've got them in a trance. I'll make'em dig deep, I've got yacht payment coming up.
I demand that all witches like Jezebel be cast out of our presidents heart, and that all signs of witchcraft be washed away, and I don't mean mouse now, I mean rat now! Be out, be gone! You, you, rascals you! Did I mention that god and I chat via my 'god phone'? Yep, you better believe it folks!
Sheepeoples, look deep into my eyes, listen only to my melodious voice jesus demands that you donate 10% of your wages to the good lord or I promise you will burn in hell. Now we gotta save our president from these witches. Listen to what I said to god last night;
"God make him bold, make him strong! Preserve him, Holy Spirit! Keep him, Holy Spirit! Preserve him, Holy Spirit! Don't let him lose his voice! Make him stronger than ever, Holy Spirit! Let no weapon be formed against him that will knock him out of power. Strengthen him, Lord! It's time to pray, church. I believe our nation is in the balances." Now, keep those plates moving boys, getting saved ain't free! Don't force me to gibber again!' ;) ;)



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An Alabama pastor spoke in tongues and asked his congregation to pray for Trump to defeat "witchcraft"

An Alabama pastor took President Donald Trump's "witch hunt" accusations literally enough to ask that his congregation pray for Trump in his fight against witchcraft.

Bernie Say's, "They've Done A Lot Of Things"

'Look, I'll be somewhere near the first to almost admit that I know very little about China, but if "..I’m not mistaken they have made more progress in addressing extreme poverty than any country in the history of civilization, so they’ve done a lot of things for their people.” Which tells me that 'socialism' may not be so bad after all. We'll see. My people tell me, and to be sure, I can't actually verify my sources, that each and every person in wonderful China, but for maybe the millions of political prisoners starving in remote gulag's, receive their fair share of rice and fish heads at least once a day, maybe more often than that. You don't see beggars on the streets in China, and no hungry kids digging through dumpsters looking for food scrapes. And, get this, according to my people, there are absolutely no poor people in China. Their government makes sure that everyone has a good paying job, housing, a car, or at least a pushcart, and best of all their are no barefoot people in China because everyone is issued a really great, 'Made in Taiwan', pair of flip-flops. No wonder so many people want to relocate there in retirement.
"...so they’ve done a lot of things for their people". Yeah, lot's of things, really 'good' things. Great place to live. Really. America could learn a lot from a 'well fed' country such as China. No kidding folks. Really.' ;)


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Sanders: China has done more to address extreme poverty 'than any country in the history of civilization'

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) offered praise for China while stating in an interview that he believed the U.S.

"Will It Ever End?"

'What's with that Island out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean...or...wherever. Now, there's another tiny little hurricane headed towards it. "Will it ever end?" I mean really folks! That place is right in the way of these little storms and every time one comes along I have to give them more money to fix up their bamboo huts! What's with that!? I already gave them "$92 Billion" the last time it rained there. "Will it ever end?" Why can't they just move that island somewhere else? There must be a place where there's not a 'hurricane crossing'! What a terrible place! I shouldn't be expected to keep baby sitting a place like that! After all, I'm the 'King' of America, not of some insignificant island out in the middle of nowhere. Do they even speak English there? What kind of country is that place? Do they even use American money there? They could have bought a 'new' island with that $92 Billion! "Will it ever end?" Will it? Well?' :/


 

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Trump repeats false claim on aid to Puerto Rico as Dorian heads its way

President Trump repeated a false claim on the amount of aid approved for Puerto Rico as Tropical Storm Dorian heads its way.

Nope, "Not Aware", No Calls

'Yeaaaah, about that. Nope, "not aware", no calls from us to Mr. Trump, The 'Liar-In-Chief' about anything. Why we even bother to call him? Such a "nasty" person. Not friendly at all. So mean to Asian people. He lie all the time, he even lie to own people. Not so nice man. Set bad example for all American's. Why they let him be President?? Crazy! In China we have name for man like him; 'Liar, liar hair on fire'.' ;)

 

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China's Foreign Ministry 'Not Aware' Of Calls To U.S. About Restarting Trade Talks

There were "numerous ... highest-level calls" from the Chinese, Trump insisted, but when pressed for details later, he said he didn't want to talk about ...

'POTUS', Missing In Action

Our 'man-baby', 'Liar-In-Chief ' is at it again. Once more he has used his 'Presidential' prowess to show the whole world just how spoiled and entitled he really is.  Now he is officially 'MIA'.
This is not how a Real President, the supposed leader of The Free World would conduct himself at a venue where other world leaders meet to discuss real world problems, but this is the way an un-supervised, Trump, 'The Isolationist', acts before thinking, and then has the audacity to actually lie about it afterwards, even though his blatant lie is as transparent as the windows behind his empty chair.
This is the simple minded, sad and lonely, man-baby 'President' that but for our antiquated Electoral College would still be just a simple minded nobody pushing shoddy real-estate to suckers in the private sector.
There'll be no "Medal of Honor" for this stupid slight of hand. Way to go 'Potus' guy. :/



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Donald Trump's story on skipping the G7 climate meeting makes no sense

On Monday, before the close of the G7 meetings in France, the heads of those nations gathered to talk about climate change and what could be done to address the warming of our planet. Donald Trump didn't go.

And The Award Goes To......

'Ladies and gentlemen, friends and loyal suck-ups, we are gathered here today to honor America's greatest 'un-war' hero with America's really biggest award, the 'Medal of Honor'. This is a man who stands above all others in all aspects of humanity. This medal "...is conferred only upon members of the United States Armed Forces who distinguish themselves through conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of life above and beyond the call of duty." A man loved and revered by every single American, and of course by every living, breathing, human being on my planet Earth. A man who is the absolute 'epitome' of what a President, a leader of free men, an 'honorable', 'faithful', 'truth telling', family man, the 'father' of America itself, or as he is now so reverently called, "The Chosen One", should be.
Let it be known that the beloved recipient of this prestigious award, who now stands before, and well above you, is none other than I, myself, Trump, 'The self Anointed'.
I congratulate myself for bestowing this coveted honor upon my very self, and am humbled to be in my own presence, just as I am sure all of my doting serfs are as well.
Now, I command one and all to 'take a knee' before my gold plated throne, and give me a really big round of well deserved, and extended hand clapping in reverence to your 'Savior-In-Chief', who is busy "making America great again", one big ego trip at a time.' ;)


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Trump jokes he wanted to give himself the Medal of Honor, but his aides talked him out of it

President Trump has said things like this before, even going as far to say he would have made a "good general" despite never serving in the military.

Federal Court Sells Its Soul

They have simply 'ruled' that the Electoral College can continue to sell their souls to he highest bidder, and that individual American's really have little hope that their 'votes' will actually elect the next president of the United States of America. This is a sad day for America. :/

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Federal court undercuts progressive efforts to nullify Electoral College, rules electors can vote freely

In a major blow to state-by-state progressive efforts to effectively replace the Electoral College with a nationwide popular vote, a federal appeals court ruled on Tuesday that presidential electors have the absolute right to vote for presidential candidates of their choice.

The 'King' Proclaims

' American's, pay attention to my godly like voice, as your chosen by god, King, and self anointed ruler of my kingdom of America, I proclaim thusly, "Our great American companies are hereby ordered to immediately start looking for an alternative to China, including bringing your companies HOME and making your products in the USA," "We don’t need China and, frankly, would be far better off without them".
Frankly, I don't really care if a few companies have to go bankrupt, an...d thousands and thousands of workers are left without jobs causing them to lose their homes, cars, and retirement funds, I don't care of we have a "few weeks" of a 'little' recession, because no matter what it takes, my ego and I will continue to destroy America and the world as a whole, one stupid, childish act at a time.
Remember, as your self appointed 'King' I can proclaim, order, demand, extort, bully, terrorize, demean, and act like the spoiled, entitled, un-supervised child that I most certainly am, and no one can stop me from reeking mayhem upon my 'Kingdom'.
Normally the only way to get rid of me is to 'vote' me out, but surprise, surprise, now that the Electoral College has been secured by a Federal Court, I'll still win even if you do vote against me. Welcome to my world.' :/


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Trump orders U.S. companies to "start looking for alternatives" to China

Responding to China tariffs, the president is leaning on American companies to make "your products in the USA"

'Pants On Fire'

'Liar-In-Chief' speaks with forked tongue.
There is just no way to logically 'believe' a proven serial liar, however, a proven way to determine if he Is lying is to watch his lips. If they Are moving then he is busy telling a lie, if they are Not moving, he is simply thinking of one to tell. Pitiful example of humanity. :/


 

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Trump reverses again on gun background checks, says he backs them and never told NRA otherwise

President Trump confirms that he spoke with the head of the National Rifle Association but denies report that background checks are off the table.

The 'Mad Hatter-In-Chief'

The 'mad hatter' is coming apart at the seams. Apparently it was not good enough to be just the 'King-In-Chief' of America, now he appoints himself as the 'Messiah-In-Chief', "The chosen one".
This delusional Buffon, was not mentally fit to be President of our nation in the first place, and now he simply proves the point.
The really sad part of all this is that his, as dilutional, fanatical, evangelical minions actually believe that he is indeed the 'messiah' they have been waiting for that will save them from all sins. :/ :/


 

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‘I Am The Chosen One’: Trump’s Religious Comments Enrage Critics

He also shares quote calling him “the second coming of God.”

The 'Morning After' Pill

After a rowdy, steamy night under his NRA embroidered sheets with his 'puppet master' the NRA, Trump, 'The Backtracker', while taking his 'morning after' pill, was overheard to mumble with 'morning mouth', 'Gun control?, What gun control? I don't need no stinking gun control' ;)

 

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Trump Goes Dark on Gun Control After Pledging Background Checks ‘Like We’ve Never Had Before’

The president has tweeted more about Diamond & Silk this month than background checks. “He’s started to move on,” a White House official concedes.

The 'Puppet Master' Rules

The Real "obstacles" is their puppet master, the $$$ NRA $$$. Nothing more, nothing less. :/


 

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GOP senator outlines the obstacles gun control efforts will face in the Senate

Two weeks after two mass shootings occurred in less than 24 hours, Congress and the White House have not moved closer to passing any kind of gun legislation to address what many are calling a crisis, and some Republican senators, including Sen. Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, don't think any new gun legis...

Sell Greenland To Me, Or Else!

'WaaaaaaaaaWaaaa! But I want to buy Greenland! Please, lease, please let me buy it! Please? Come on Denmark, I have lots of money, you have lots of useless Islands full of useless ice and stuff, so just let me have it! You wont even miss it, you want even realize it's missing! I'll tow it over to America and you can build something useful where it used to be when you owned it.
I promised a lot of really good people, you know BFF's in the coal, oil, gas, industry that want to... melt all that stupid ice, that I'd make them rich overnight with this deal. My own little Island where there'll be no useless EPA regulations, no government 'watch dogs' hounding my every move! Oooooo, I've always dreamed of being the king of my own country, you know just like I am of America, except there'd be absolutely no rules, regulations, no Federal Government interfering with my billionaire BFF's while they plunder as they wish, and become wealthy beyond their wildest dreams. Not to mention that in return they'll buy me a lot of votes in 2020.
But, it looks like Denmark is gonna be silly stubborn about this. "Denmark is a very special country with incredible people, but based on Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen's comments, that she would have no interest in discussing the purchase of Greenland, I will be postponing our meeting scheduled in two weeks for another time," this will be a 'lesson' she'll never forget! How dare she diss me in front of the whole world when I was only trying to do Denmark a really big favor. Just who does she think she is!? No body treats me, the 'King' of America, this way and gets away with it!
Waaaaa! I really wanted that Island. I really did. Kelly-Anne! Come here and massage my 'ego'! Waaaaaa!' ;)


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Trump postpones Denmark trip after Prime Minister refuses to discuss sale of Greenland

Less than two weeks before his scheduled trip to Denmark, President Donald Trump announced on Twitter that he has postponed his visit to Copenhagen after the Danish Prime Minister disputed his interest in buying Greenland as "absurd."

Pain, what pain?

Big 'surprise'. Remember when Trump, 'The nation Destroyer', said that tariffs are good for America, and "wont hurt American's"?
Just another lie in a long list of lies that this snake oil salesman has sold to a gullible America. :/

 

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A new report offers fresh evidence that Trump's trade-war tariffs are hurting the US — even though he says they're not |…

President Trump has long said that China is far more affected by the tariffs he's imposed than the US. Industry watchers have voiced disagreement, saying ...