'My Dear BFF-FWB...'
'My Dear BFF-FWB Donnie, ahhhh this has been really great year for us! Just look how we Both have achieved such wonderful goals in our almost co-joined lives. Me, taking over Middle Eastern part of world, hob-nobbing with Syrias nasty little Dictator, not mention that little Crimean Peninsula I stole from Ukraine in March 2014, what Hoot that was! And just now look at You good friend, suckering Americans into voting you in as their new 'King'. You have So much to learn my good comrade, and you can count Me to lead you to greatness. We must work together for world 'peace' and domination, I of course will go First so that later you will know the In's and Out's of proper 'dictatorshipness'. Just follow my lead Donnieboy. We must collaborate on all things big and small alike. No 'secret' too large to you share, with me. Remember, the only person you can 'trust' is Me. Look deeeep into my beady little eyes...deeeepeerrr...deeppperrr.... First you must invite me to Pentagon. I would like to build one just like, but to do properly I must visit Yours to get idea how it is laid out. You will of course be so kind as to send a blueprint which I will 'safeguard' with my very own life. A lot of people say that I am most 'trustworthy' man in Russia. Also I will bring my most experienced Fighter Jet Test Pilot with me. He has always wish to fly one of your most advanced Fighter planes, perhaps your new F-35? You will please have one available, and Full of Fuel please, for him to take a little 'spin around the block', as we say here in my great country Russia. He will bring it right back. Trust me my 'friend'. We must 'trust each other without reserve. In return, We will give to you top secret plans for very fast airplane we stole from Poland in 1944. Oh, and before I forget, my most trusted Naval Admiral is have some little small problem with his new Aircraft Carrier, and I thought maybe you provide him blueprint of your brand new Carrior, he would be most happy. Great guy! Loves to Golf! I, will in return give you blueprint of our most best fighting tank of WW2, complete with re-built in China engine. Great tank! Two miles to gallon! Your army should build hundreds of them! Now, I Know you 'tweet' something crazy about upgrading your Nuclear bombs. You are one crazy kinda guy you. I can 'almost promise' you as your new FWB that ther is no need to do that. What waste of time and American dollors for you my friend. Russia's atomic arsenal much great than yours in first place. You never catch up, beside, now have big satellite Missile to destroy all American military satellite in sky, so we no need big bombs no more now. We have so many, even I don't know the count. But worry not my good friend, we will 'never' use them, unless we have to. You be 'nice' to me, and I be sorta 'nice' to you too. What friends are for. And by You being my best ever 'friend', I'm sure our individual goals in life can be achieved without too much violence.
Just 'tweet' me anytime, and I come see you just like that. I would invite you come here for visit but Krimlin being painted next four years. Painfully your BFF-FWB, Vlad.' ;);)
Just 'tweet' me anytime, and I come see you just like that. I would invite you come here for visit but Krimlin being painted next four years. Painfully your BFF-FWB, Vlad.' ;);)
DONALD TRUMPUSA NEWS
Trump releases 'very nice letter' from Putin
President-elect says US and Russia should restore collaboration after releasing "very nice letter" from Vladimir Putin.
US President-elect Donald Trump has released what he says is a "very nice" letter from Russia's President Vladimir Putin calling for a thaw in ties between the rival powers.
Trump's transition team said late on Friday that the president-elect received the letter from Putin urging him to act "in a constructive and pragmatic manner" to "restore the framework of bilateral cooperation".
The letter, dated December 15, also noted that serious global and regional challenges "show that the relations between Russia and the US remain an important factor in ensuring stability and security in the modern world".
In response, Trump agreed with Putin, adding that he hopes "we do not have to travel an alternate path".
Putin spokesman Dmitry Peskov confirmed on Saturday that Putin sent the letter, "voicing hope for an improvement of bilateral ties," according to the Interfax news agency.
The exchange comes on the heels of comments by Trump and Putin about the need to strengthen their countries' nuclear arsenals.
Trump tweeted on Thursday that the US should "greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability". He said the nation must do so until the rest of the world - as he put it - "comes to its senses" regarding nuclear weapons.
Those comments echoed an earlier statement by Putin, who said that strengthening his country's nuclear capabilities should be a chief military objective in the coming year.
Putin said he saw "nothing unusual" in Trump's pledge to strengthen the US nuclear forces, and claimed that his country's military is stronger than that of any potential aggressor, but acknowledged that the US military is bigger.
He also cast the modernisation of Russia's nuclear arsenal as a necessary response to a US missile defence system.
The US currently has an estimated arsenal of about 7,000 nuclear warheads, second only to Russia, which has a few hundred more.
During the next decade, US ballistic missile submarines, bombers, and land-based missiles - the three legs of the nuclear triad - are expected to reach the end of their useful lives.
Maintaining and modernising the arsenal is expected to cost at about $1 trillion over 30 years.
Source: Al Jazeera and news agencies
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