'Hey, 'they' don't call me a 'suck up' politician for nothing! It pains me to no end that hardly Anyone, until Now, outside my immediate relatives, seldom even hear my Name, let Alone know that next to Trump, my Other favorite Hero just happens to be Vlad Putin. What a Guy! What a manly specimen of humanity! What a great, and compassionate 'leader' of men is he! What a great Dictator, not to mention the greatist 'peace maker' the world has ever laid sore eyes on. And how... about his 'Nation Building' prowess! And how about his 'Hacking' skills! I mean, could Anyone do it Better!? That guy is one slick 'spy guy'! Or as they say in Russia, 'Эй Америка, если у вас есть «секретов», у нас есть он 'Hack''. (Hey America, if you have the 'secrets', we have the Hack)
But hey, what a job they did, huh? “If Russia succeeded in giving the American people information that was accurate, then they merely did what the media should’ve done.” So, I ask you my fellow Americans, is That so 'wrong'? Is it!? I mean, really? Of course “There’s no suggestion that Russia hacked into our voting systems or anything like that,” but even if they Did, which Mr. Trump and I Both 'know' they 'didn't', doesn't it seem like our Own "media" should have done it Instead? It's not like they 'stole' some silly top secret blueprints to a new Bomber or something. Geeez! Vlad just would 'not' do that! I, for One, 'trust' him with my whole being. I mean, come On folks, the media lies to us all the time, they spread rumors like there's no tomorrow, and yet they can't do a little 'hacking' on their Own??? Slackers! This will Never do! They must Up their game! I aim to sponsor a 'bill' that will require all 'reporters' to enroll in a government sponsored 'Hacking' school so that this will never happen again. We Must be able to hack our Own if we are to continue being a free and transparant country. But until then I must shower accolades on our good 'friend' Russia for doing our 'media's' job for them. Good job guys, and keep up the 'good' work. In 'fact', I have invited Mr. Putin to come to America where he will be awarded the 'Journalistic Freedom In Hacking Award', along with a top level pass to tour our Pentagon, and our useless CIA, and likewise Secret Service operations centers. I'm sure he will be able to clue these services as to how to properly run secret operations, and Maybe even give a few classes on 'hacking' skills.' :/:/
GOP Congressman: Russian Hackers ‘Merely Did What The Media Should’ve Done’
What some might call cyberwarfare others apparently consider journalistic best practices.
If it were up to Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.), the media would start taking its cues from Russian hackers.
The Republican congressman appeared on MSNBC with Hallie Jackson on Thursday to deny that Russia hacked into U.S. government servers in an attempt to tip the election for Donald Trump, despite the fact that both the FBI and CIA agree it happened.
“There’s no suggestion that Russia hacked into our voting systems or anything like that,” Franks said Thursday. “If Russia succeeded in giving the American people information that was accurate, then they merely did what the media should’ve done.”
Franks’ comments echo similar sentiments voiced by President-elect Trump, who has called the intelligence community’s reports “ridiculous.”
“I don’t believe they interfered. That became a laughing point, not a talking point, a laughing point. Any time I do something, they say ‘oh, Russia interfered,’” he told Time magazine earlier this month. “It could be Russia. And it could be China. And it could be some guy in his home in New Jersey.”
Trump said Wednesday that it was “time to move on” from the Russian hacking investigation altogether.
But President Barack Obama is taking the mounting evidence brought against Russia seriously. He sanctioned Russian officials Thursday over the election meddling, which involved hacking into and leaking emails from Democratic operatives.
“All Americans should be alarmed by Russia’s actions,” the president said in a statement.
That is, unless you’re a member of the media ― in which case you should start taking notes, according to Franks.
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